FIX

Can someone fix Google

you can't easily change 'ugly', but you can always improve/fix 'retarded' which in turn can fix 'poor'

Trading FOREX to get my fix, but it's just moving sideways. Lol

Thank god we are addicts we need the fix

Honestly both! Sex always adds a unique dopamine fix

Legit it gets piped into a "pumphouse" at a wastewater treatment plant. It comes out of a 3' I.D. pipe and is dropped into a massive cauldron. It's then taken to another waste management facility and incinerated or disposed of in some manner. I had to fix a lock on one of the doors into the pump house in our city's wastewater treatment plant and it was a godawful smelling, if eye opening experience.

Consider myself a pretty organized person, but every fucking winter I can’t find my beanies and scarves. I never put them with the rest of my cold weather gear and I don’t now why. Therapy can’t fix this.

Does anyone know how to fix it? I have a nice GAP banbet but it won’t show up

Where do i get my dopamine fix from tomorrow???

dont close it plz! I cant handle 3.5 days without my fix!

Dear Apple / Tim Cook. At no point will I ever text someone “he'll yeah.” Please fix your autocorrect. I don’t want to short your company. Microsoft has no problem with their Teams changing my misspelled words to something obscene when l'm trying to be professional in the work chat, so please just follow their algorithm.

All we need to fix the economy is a GOOG-MSFT-OpenAI-NVDA-META $1T deal but the smart guys at the top don’t have the balls to make it happen

Who knows how much it will cost to fix this gilded pile of shit. Either way its us who will pay  

someone fix GOOG please

I'd use it to save Harambe. Fix the whole timeline.

Does anyone actually have a quantum computer that can maintain coherence for more than a second? My understanding was that infinitesimal amounts of background radiation was causing qubits to lose their state. And that no one found any way to fix it.

Just YouTube how to fix it. Probs cost you 50 bucks in parts. Used to be 20 but ya know, mango tariff.

Keep the internet, dismantle literacy. That should fix things.

A TPU is just a mispelt GPU. Someone misclicked the T and was too lazy to fix it. Keys are right beside each other on my keyboard...

Maybe another data center will fix it

Job losses are bearish you dongus. It’s literally bears who are betting on a weak economy and weak consumer, and for stocks to go down because of it. Bulls want rate cuts, yes, but because things are good and we no longer need restrictive rates. We want more jobs. If rates have to get cut to fix a problem, that’s not good. But in either case, we all bet on what we think will happen, not what we want to happen. It’s not more morally pure to be a bear.

GOOG 265p 12/12 at open Big boys will come back from holidays next week to fix what you regards and the JPM interns did to the market

It literally ticked one under my sell order. I was on mobile so no quick fix. FML

Rate cuts cannot fix this 💩show

This little rally is cute and all but it still doesn't fix the hit job that got put on peoples ports starting the day fat 🍊 bastard put out the 100 percent China tariffs tweet 5 or 6 weeks ago.

Bought this house for $500k in 2025 It’s now worth $2 million in 2060, but no one can afford to buy it I have $2 million in profit that I can’t unlock Gov needs to fix the housing market NOW

What’s the play after people discover orforglipron doesn’t fix ugly

You feel good for brief moments like this. But nothing will change how empty you normally feel. A crash could happen and you become rich. No amount of money will fix you.

If AGI wasn't a scam I'd be all for the next stage of sentient evolution. Who knows maybe they'll actually fix everything wrong with humanity. What I do mind is being enslaved by this garbage slop we call artificial "intelligence". That rustles my jimmies.

He can shuffle in any puppet he wants but consensus is falling apart. You can’t fix affordability and keep the bubble inflated at the same time and hopefully that elementary school brain of his understand that lol

Do a 30 water fast that will fix everything

Ahh I know what will fix the broken economy, more rate cuts and money printing

Kind of but no, it certainly doesn’t help but this is mostly repercussions of the 10/10 flash crash that fucked up market makers leveraged balance sheets. This unwind was a sell spiral in order to fix the balance sheets, FTX flash crash took 6 weeks for it to fix. We are now on week 6 of this one. A bottom is close and it typically goes back up just as fast as it went down if not faster when it recovers. Big money is waiting to buy crypto in mass, this is a massive holdings transfer from retail to institutions right now. Hedge funds will hold most of crypto just like they do with stocks soon enough.

Shorting Bitcoin at major support levels is certainly a choice. It was good for a while but the market makers have probably fixed their balance sheets now with this sell off. FTX flash crash took 6 weeks for MMs to fix balance sheets from leverage offsets. Same thing is happening now, this is week 6 by the way:

I love how we all want to run with any good news. The economy outlook is shit but nvida selling chips to china will fix everything lol . Run with it haha

Imagine thinking rate cuts would somehow fix all the damage to the economy 🥭and the 🌮 trade has done.

I’m still positive on the year. Gonna fix that real quick.

Bulls want to burn the world down, all gas no brakes, and don't care. They couldn't care less how many people increasingly suffer from the K economy. Bears believe we need to slow down to fix growing systemic risks and actually try to make things sustainable for the future.

Saudi knows how to price fix.

Yes print more money to solve these serious issues, that is the fix

at least in April there was the hope of a deal to fix what was obviously wrong I don't really know what solves this right now

Nothing a little crime can’t fix.

Europe is fucking worthless now the US has to wake up and fix the market like we fix everything

Markets up 1% Ah after Nvidia earnings and bears still yelling about a Nvidia dump. Can't fix stupid.

The fix is in. No one cares about depreciation. Questions are modeled such as this: “Tell us more about how you will make Trillions!”

If they keep tossing soft ball questions, and no one asks about depreciation issue, the fix is in

Jensen cut a deal with mango to fix the books in exchange for Chinese chip sales

So how does Nvidias earnings impact the everyday Americans struggling to buy food, pay rent, buy really anything? It doesn’t. Overall market and customer sentiment is down, no amount of AI can fix that. Until this is addressed, not sure how we see a Santa rally. But hopefully I am proven wrong!

Not releasing reports because we’re in the middle of HUGE amounts of layoffs is a HORRIBLE sign that they are desperately hiding the real numbers because they would destroy the market The next generation is forced to work low level blue collar jobs because AI is taking all the entry level white collar jobs Increasing costs of literally everything Inflation running unchecked We’re in a terrible spot, and AI is not going to suddenly fix it, even if NVDA earnings go well Holidays are FUCKED this year

I’m down trading for a month. Every time I lose money I start getting depressed and do drugs. Time to fix my mental health man