FIX

Why did no one told me about FIX? It’s been ripping all year 5 straight years even

Well, downvotes will fix that, I'm sure.

Thinkorswim just fucking sucks. The charts randomly freeze, price ladders are slow to update, even the option chain locks up. Schwab needs to hire real people that can ACTUALLY fix this pile of shit.

Nothing that a lil increase in subscription price cant fix 100c 0dte

Alright guys we have one hour to fix this data and make it look good https://preview.redd.it/6sptoqvs4e5g1.png?width=686&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6d81a80ade470c649cafa1c34ee8e8ed9dec712

Is there a way to fix your RH all time money graphs when they are fucked up from deposits and withdrawals?

Another trillion is needed to fix it

I’ve been working with a small team on a campus-focused tech project that’s been growing way faster than we expected. We just started going through the process of getting things **security checked by a major cybersecurity company**, which honestly feels surreal considering this whole thing started as a simple idea meant to fix some everyday campus frustrations. Just think, Utility Pregamecoin for Life

Someone has to fix the jank code that it spits out. Check out the Windows 11 rollout, how AI wrote (read botched) 30% of the code, and MSFT has had to do hotfixes nonstop to patch vulnerabilities. So yes, coding is still very much an important skill to have. But just as important though often overlooked, is hygiene. If you really want to stand out amongst your peers during your first interview, make sure to wash your nuts.

How do we fix this

RKLB, BE, FN, IONQ, HIMS, GSAT, FIX, EME... all pumping for no reason... oh there's a reason alright

Brother, if she hates you it's already done. Crabby Patty isn't going to fix it and you deserve a gal that treats you well.

These layoffs and shrinking small businesses sounds so bullish. That 0.25% rate cut is going to fix everything

You can fix her

Yeah I had that after ACL surgery. Can’t remember what I did to fix it though

I think MORE AI should fix this

So which Fed chair will have the balls to do what it takes to fix the economy and raise rates?

The fix is in

She basically indicates, she believes she can fix you. Marry her before she can come to her senses.

Maybe? To me it signals desperation, especially right after project genesis. I def could be biased and/or wrong. It seems like one bandaid fix after another. Could be some op bandaids for all I know

Sounds like the setup for something even the plunge protection team and Fed money printers can’t fix.

And fix that ice cream machine 😡

Yeah, making cars that get even worse MPG is the way to fix the economy.

You can try to talk sense to bears, but remember: you can't fix gay. 🏳️‍🌈

She fix that massive snozz yet?

Nothing a few rate cuts and some QE can’t fix. Inflation only affects the poor anyway!

I can fix it. You just have to give me your brokers credentials. For additional security, you can also give me your bank account credentials, so I can check if the virus has spread

dafuq is this red color? Let's fix that tomorrow.

Soon Powell will be sent out to tell everybody is ok, he’s gonna say how jobs are shit, and he need to cut in order to fix everything. Everybody knows all he cares about is to provide liquidity for the liquidy junkies. Bitcoin is gonna crash and nobody is happy.

They really need to fix that glitch on HOOD every time 8:00 hits

Crypto retards at the thanksgiving dinner table: “Aunt Chippy, bitcoin is a phenomenal investment, it’s a great store of value and will be the currency of the future!” Aunt chippy now: “LISTEN YOU FUCKING RETARD, YOU FIX THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW”

Airbus : find a vulnerability, ask for all concerned planes to be grounded, fix it in 12 hours, before any casualty Boeing : "wait, you don't have to wait for a crash ???"

Im just trying to get to 5k to fix my car lol

Options broke me. Options will fix me

I can fix her

How do we actually feel about nbis. Seems if they can fix a few operating issues could be a great play for the next two years.

Ain't no problem big enough that a pair of 34DD can't fix

Advice is useless, even I have advice from past proof that I could give to myself that would fix any situation I'm in. Problem is when you're in the trenches you won't even believe your own advice even though you have proof its funny

you can't fix me

The drive thrus at McDonalds and Wendy’s were packed at lunchtime today. Either no one could afford enough Thanksgiving food to have leftovers today or people need their Tendy’s fix while out shopping

Tf is this open back up the mkt fix nvda

Sundar wth fix this

Fix the god damn options spreads already 😡

FIX THE CASINO NOW

Ugly boomer ass bitch setting up an online meeting asking for free advice but can’t be fucked to fix their camera and mic. Wasting my fucking time. FUCCKKKKKKK

Someone give me an ETA on this CME fix?

No shit. That was an excuse and there is no glitch. The plumbing is leaking and they are organizing the fix now. It’s gonna be 🌶️

i live 20 mins from the data center in somerset, should i go there and fix it myself? 800 cottontail lane somerset, nj

This CME outage might take a few more hours. You know the on-call HVAC guys are all drunk from thanksgiving dinner. So they have to find a sober guy or sober him up, fix the chillers, then reestablish normal operating temps, boot up all the servers/switches/etc that thermal shutdown. Shits gonna be down all night. Nothing is more panic inducing than walking into a hot, silent datacenter.

Thanksgiving is literally the worst day to have to call the on-call HVAC guys to fix the chillers.