FIX

“The ARK Innovation ETF (Cathie Wood) completed a 10-day losing streak earlier this month, its longest on record. Over the past half decade ARKK is down more than 50%, even as the Nasdaq 100 has seen gains of 80%.” It’s too late, nobody can fix her

My dude, have you never heard of YouTube? There has very rarely been anything that I cannot fix at home after watching a YouTube video on the exact topic and my handiness is very limited. 

if it aint broke dont fix it

people out here pretending AI capex is some kinda negative like do you currently have a problem half a trillion dollars won't fix? and you're a fucking retard! imagine what a smart person could do with it.

#WEN WILL MY SON WATCH MS RACHEL GOOGLE WTF DO SOMETHING!!! USE AI TO FIX THIS SHIT

GOOG says fix for their services being down is coming in 8 hours. Godspeed regards. https://status.pki.goog/incidents/5oJEbcU3ZfMfySTSXXd3

No fix soon probably on the basis that Google doesn't have any competent employees I hear Sears was once very profitable

Potholes make my blood boil We pay so much in road tax and these stupid mother fuckers can’t fix a damn thing

I’ll check it out when they fix YouTube

We should give musk 1 trillion surely he can fix this right?

Maybe another one will fix it -Congressmen

And fix his hillbilly accent

You’re speaking my language. I will no longer play blackjack unless it’s in person with a real dealer because of what you said. To fill the void I just bet stupid amounts of money on tennis first 2-3 rounds of any tournament on the top dogs to win easily and get my fix + actually make a little money to YOLO on 0DTE SPX

Spent 2 hours trying to unfuck and fix my Nephew's iPad. I thought Gen Alpha was the super computer savvy generation wtf?

MSFT reportedly using 95% of CAPEX to fix Satya's baldness.

nothing another circle jerk AI announcement cant fix!

We use vibe coding to fix the bugs obviously

Anyone know how to fix this shitty new X layout? My feed is no longer chronological

!banbet MODS FIX THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT

You can fix at least one of those , go get some plastic surgery

I do actually wonder that, because all I hear is the solution is to build more housing. Then I think, wait houses rose in price over one year! Like 2019, we have enough housing 2020 comes, where did the houses go! Ahhhhh! I understand what drive up the prices of housing, but at the same time I wonder if building more will fix it

Why doesn’t the guberment just toss a $37 trillion bet on something on Polymarket they know they can fix, then easy win and pay off the national debt? Will the guberment bomb Iran this weekend? Place bet on yes. Tally Ho over to Iran. Easy win. Pay off national debt. GG no rematch.

Mods better fix the the widget to show the correct DOW (OVER 50,000) and not the lame DOW or I will report to DOJ. This is criminal.

Wet your fingers and stick it up your butt, easy bidet fix.

Fix that bitch bro! I fixed my wheelbarrow handle yesterday for $20 because they wanted $140 for a new one.

It does feel quite rewarding to fix something like that. Depending on how old it is, though, it might be unfixable. everything made in like the last 10 years is made to be unfixable.

Buying a vacuum is what 'they' want. I should want to fix this fucking thing!

No, he loves BOOMERS infinitely more than the general American people, that’s why he won’t fix housing (his words) and that’s why markets will be propped up 

Crazy tinfoil theory time: Demographic crisis originates from having more old people taking out of the system while having fewer young people putting into the system. One fix is to bring in more young people The other one we never talk about is to reduce the number of old people. This is the reason for constant, gradual cuts to healthcare funding, and increases for insurance premiums. It is also the reason for countries to introduce "Right to die", or "Medically-Assisted Death" programs - remove the cost agents (old people) more quickly to counteract the lack of babies being born... ...all because we wanted everyone to work and spend money to boost equity values, instead of encouraging family development and support.

LISTEN UP YUH COWARDLY BAG-HOLDERS! YUH ALL A CHASE DI GREEN CANDLE LIKE A PUSS-PUSS A CHASE A RAT! YUH ACCOUNT DEH PON WHILE YUH A POST MEME INNA DI DARK! YUH Nuh WORK, YUH NUH HAVE NO SENSE, JUST A PURE BUMBACLOT FOOLISHNESS AND LOSS PORN! MODS DEM GAY AND YUH ALL A FOLLOWER! FIX YUH LIFE BEFORE DI MARGIN CALL SWEEP YUH CLEAN!

I can fix her

Optimus bots will plumb and fix wires while you’re asleep and poor 

I can fix Bondi

Had one of my rentals burn down partially and like the insurance company is playing delay and complex claim games so I take their cash offer ...like fuck I'm not desperate ...you fix the house while I holiday in noumea

Check out the book “the salt fix”. Salt is good, sugar bad.

The company that does hair cloning to fix male pattern baldness, buy the fuck out of that, 1000 bagger

Get a big booty latina to tickle your butthole my brother in Christ. Fix ya right up.

This market is such garbage. I hope they fix it soon.

I do not give a shit about illegal Mexicans being here, man. They cook well and fix my tires good and put roofs on for cheap. Fuckin build em a statue.

Silver back to 80, like a clockwork. Turns out banks selling a buttload of future contracts while asking for delivery of 5Moz of bullion didn't fix the shortage. Who would have guessed.

AI is actually super bullish for jobs. It creates something which otherwise may have not been possible with given resources.....also it doesn't do it properly which again requires more people to fix which otherwise may have not been required.

2024: What if AI starts disrupting jobs? *There’s no chance bro, it’s complete ass and gets shit wrong all the time.* 2025: What if AI starts disrupting jobs? *Dude it’s basically useless, I mean it makes some stuff but someone has to fix errors to make it workable.* 2026: What if AI starts disrupting jobs? *OMG BRO WHAT IF IT DOES? OH FUCK SELL IT ALL!*

What other option does he have to fix the economy? We're talking about the guy that's fixated on claiming the entire western world and would be required to hit Iran after all that military staging

So... you fully trust the most corrupt individuals on the face of the planet to fix things for other people?

ECONOMY IS FIXED WITH ONE MOVE: With Russia returning to the USD BRICS is dissolved, Russian currency and USD improve, EU dependency isn't needed anymore, China would be the only superpower defending Iran, and we already have India and Saudi Arabia as friends so it will make for a much easier strike to Iran and restore the dollar and the market goes up. Plus Venezuela is making a deal and Mexican president is allowing military action on cartels. It would be Boss's best plan to fix things quickly. 🦖

Mom’s gonna fix it all soon

In the 1800s the casino game Faro was extremely popular, due to it being *extremely* easy to cheat at. Casinos were able to fix this problem, reducing the ability to cheat, and the game’s popularity almost completely died within a few decades.

Fix your casino USA. I’ve been in this joint for more than 20 years and It has never been more broken than now. Nothing makes sense anymore 😂