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made an eye watering $90 off of $4000 in GLW this morning AMA

What’s your eye glass prescription? I think you need reading glasses

Sorry, but anyone who has ever told you that beauty is in the eye of the beholder has probably told you the biggest lie in human history. You are never gonna convince me that being overweight and having unhealthy looking skin could possibly be attractive, but maybe it’s just that ugly people are attracted to ugly people. And before you bring up the personality thing, a good personality is extremely rare and is probably fake. There’s a reason why insta models get the admiration they do even though the vast majority of them probably have pretty shitty personalities. Looks >>>>>>> personality in probably 99.999% of cases. Anyways, that’s just my little rant

Mackenzie Dern is hot af even with a black eye

Goodnight. Sleep with one eye open and keep your butthole tight

Haven't had much time to keep an eye on the market today but holy shit my SPY 10/31 calls printing

Just keep an eye on Hertz. Add it to watch lists at least.

I see SOFI across the bar trying to catch my eye. Thinking, "Should I? Will I respect myself tomorrow? Maybe just a small entry into a flexible position... "

No one batting an eye at +1.5% gap up day after we already gapped up on Friday. Wtf is going on

Are we still keeping an eye on BYND? How many bag holders do we have in here? Get over it, you got fucked. It's not going to 10$

Anyone keeping an eye on ETOR? Just me?

Mods slow to wake this morning. Waking up in the bathtub is a hard morning. Spraying mustard on the walls doesn’t seem as funny now. Soon someone will open an eye, ask what that smell is, realize OSRS is missing, and nobody turned on the daily thread. “How many more nights and weird mornings can this terrible shit go on?” -Hunter S Thompson

I lost $1400 trading iron condors in 2019. Nowadays my account can swing up/down by 5x that in a day and I don’t blink an eye. Some losses just stick with you for whatever reason. 

Ow. Big futures Shrek dildo just poked my f eye out

$LENZ new formula eye drop for improved vision continues to impress as October is the first month of distribution for the public. https://www.fox26houston.com/news/vizz-fda-approved-eye-drop-regain-near-vision.amp

If someone at your work irrationally doesn’t like you, try this trick: Ask if you can borrow a pen. They’ll do it, because it’s simple and hard to say no. But their subconscious will think, “I helped that person, so I must not hate them after all.” Then when you’ve got them right where you want them, shit on their desk and don’t break eye contact.

Bagholders BDSM love for pumpers is back it seems so keep and eye on most searched tickers, cross tcheck with reddit 'once in a lifetime 10x bagger' spams with lots of retards posting apes army memes + full port pics and make 50% easy gain in the run up from overnight trading to before open. Rinse repeat 👌

Xi has all the cards in these negotiations, they can outlast the US on this trade war if they're so inclined, and they have all the reason to try and weaken the US economy and put Don under more pressure domestically, as they eye up an invasion of Taiwan. Unless the US decides to abandon Taiwan as an ally, I'm expecting taco to not get everything he wants and throw a tantrum at the very least.

Why isn't eye gouging allowed in the UFC? What a fake fighting league.

One eye on VIX one eye on two articles set five years apart elaborating on something called divorce core

Cramer does not recommend buying AUR…earnings in 4 days…been hovering near 52 wk low…I’m keeping an eye on this one

Great earnings/inflation reports so far. With Trump soon to fold on China and a very likely dovish Fed SPY is gonna blow past 700 in the blink of the eye. Calls gotta be free money here right?

People just have no idea how cheap shit from China actually is. They see what stores charge and don’t realized that it’s already been marked up like 90%. And people who are already paying $300 a month for subscription services they forgot they had aren’t going to bat an eye when the price of a coat goes up $10. Most companies had already moved most of their production to India, Myanmar, etc. anyway

Hey so $OPEN has consolidated for 6 weeks. May be ready for the next leg up. Keep an eye on it if volume picks up.

Bro I’ve had some devastating injuries (played collegiate soccer), and this shit is right up there. Idk wtf I did in my sleep. About to rip my gd eye out.

I woke up, somehow must’ve scratched my eye in my sleep, and now I can’t open Robinhood bc it doesn’t recognize my face bc my god damn eye won’t open 😂

$LENZ I’ve been preaching for 2 months now. Analysts all raising price targets Blackrock opened a $80 million dollar position High as fuck short interest at 30% Eye drops being well received Get in now before the launch 🚀

No eye issues here

Dovish Fed+TACO+AIAIAIAI and SPY is above 700 in the blink of the eye

!thanks dude. MU confused the hell out of me by the way. Stupidly I sold and then watched it rise after. Felt very dumb… although I sold to buy NBIS and that’s going to do v well, I’m certain of it. Keep an eye out for ER on that one!

**MARKETS EYE SEPTEMBER CPI, VOLATILITY LIKELY** U.S. September CPI data drops Friday at 8:30 a.m. ET, with expectations: •Headline CPI: +0.4% MoM, +2.9% YoY •Core CPI: +0.3% MoM, +3.1% YoY (excludes food & energy) **JPMorgan outlines how the S&P 500 could react:** • 0.25–0.3% core CPI: +0.75–1.25% gain (25% chance) • 0.3–0.35%: flat to +0.5% (35%) • 0.35–0.4%: -0.5–1.25% (30%) • >0.4%: -1.5–2.25% (5%) • <0.25%: +1–1.5% (5%) Markets are pricing in a 25bps Fed cut next week, though a hawkish core reading could hint inflation hasn’t peaked. An inline to slightly hawkish print is seen as most likely.

Phase 1: stock on verge of bankruptcy with high short interest begins being mentioned on Reddit. This is when you keep an eye on it. Note that Reddit posts will be focused on stock short interest and squeezing. Phase 2: stock begins to climb 10-20%. This is when you buy Phase 3: stock moons and is up over 300%. This is when you sell Phase 4: stock begins to lose steam and mentions on Reddit become extremely delusional such as the company turning around or that every retail buy hurts hedge funds even more. This is denial to the fact that the company is indeed a shit stock. At this point the squeeze is over, hedge funds have cut their losses in phase 2 already. There is zero hope and the only thing left to cling to is a turnaround story and denial of the fact that you have lost many dollars. Phase 5: apply to Wendy’s and spend your time wondering how things would have been if the burgers you are currently flipping were actually made of beans and compressed vegetables.

Regional banks getting crushed again. Keep an eye on it

Imagine having to look your tax guy in the eye next year and having to explain how you lost all your money on a fake meat company during a historical bull run. couldn’t be me.

Thanks for the input, idk why you are getting downvoted man. I'll keep an eye on those stocks.

Guys, keep an eye out for “Hanky Panky” in the markets today. Who the fuck are these people?

The beauty of beyond is in the eye of the bagholder

If you could hit a button and get $10 immediately, but a stranger somewhere would have to jizz his pants while making eye contact with his Nana, would you do it?

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Time to start shorting? Or should i inverse my inversion and keep going long? But isn’t that hopium? And my right eye has been twitching lately…

I think I just saw Theta gang. Nobody make eye contact.

If you're waiting for a 🥭tweet to save your ass, keep an eye on the DOW, he gets really agitated if it drops more than 500 pts in one day for some reason. He probably has prepared a "I highly respect President Xi, a great friend, we will make the greatest trade deal ever" and just waiting until Barron loaded up on calls before hitting SEND.

Keep an eye on Hertz if you are not

My buddy is angry with me for getting upset when he said to me, in front of my wife, “Hey, remember that girl Samantha with the lazy eye? And you had to get a penicillin shot?” What an asshole!

I’m taking some Benadryl and other sleeping aids tonight. I’ll pick up my mess in the morning and go from there. Nothing I can right now. Sleep with one eye open regards

can we compare TSLA and GOOG. One is vaporware + meme + declining EV business the other is a volcano of cash with moats as high as the eye can see. who is buying TSLA and selling GOOG? Who are you crazy people?

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