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Bers side eye peep at penises at the urinal

I estimate about 1.7 billion visual combinations for a sex robot Quick math I used: 50 body builds × 21 skin-tone/undertone options × 100 face molds × 200 hair (color × length × texture) × 8 eye colors ≈ 1,680,000,000. #HOW IN THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO PICK JUST 1 🤯🤯🤯🤯

Retarded retards As far as the eye can see 

I think Michael Burry's glass eye just shattered.

Went to a dinner party tonight at a fancy upscale house. Kind of a Friendsgiving thing. Gentlemen there brought a Baja Blast pie from Taco Bell. It was a real eye opener. We as humanity are still innovating in 2025. Easily the best pie I’ve had in years. It was a Baja fucking blast man.

I think Michael Burry's glass eye just shattered.

Futes faker than Burry's left eye

Double pink eye.

Yeah, and eye area/brow ridge too, my nose and chin tho 🥀

Listen I feel like taking the stimulus and yoloing it on a 0DTE spy play is one of the most American things I could do. Brings a tear to my eye, really 🦅🦅🦅

Was chilling with friends and the girlfriend a couple hours ago, having a good time doing some Google earth screen mirroring looking at old houses we used to live at. Someone asked to pull up a Zillow listing. They opened safari on my iPhone and it opened up a porn link I forgot to close weeks ago. In front of 6 people on my living room TV. Fuck I want to die right now so bad Someone tell me I can look these people in the eye again

Bols resting easy this weekend. Bers closing one eye to make charts look how they want them LMAO

LENZ - eye drops that replace reading glasses. they actually work. just went commercial. license deals with china and canada. huge market opportunity to tap into. my dad uses the product and raves about it. short interest currently 42% - very small float. good entry price rn and i like the stock - do your own DD

Not a bear or a bull but ngl that V on spy is eye watering 🥲

#i know you pudgy nerds don’t like hearing this stuff but it’s like every chick I meet in Colombia wants my d. Real estate chick was just eye fucking me 100% could bag. Latinas like cashflow 😎 - this has been a fukin cash flow update

Whelp found out today I'm not an investor just a gambling addict. Was up 1800 and watched it go to zero. Eye opening. I mean I bought more puts after the fact for Monday. So I guess no stopping until I'm broke.

Tom Lee the type to look you straight in the eye and say Bitcoin 300K end of year

And I am going to make a fortune betting against claims that your pp is visible to the naked eye Jeez the fucking lameness of people who think there is something original about inverse this sub hurr durr or inverse me hurr durr posts

Nothing but bag holders, as far as the eye can see.

MBX and their earnings reports has my eye😮‍💨👍👍😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨👍😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨👍😮‍💨

Did anyone keep an eye on the stock market today?

Just remember lots of eye contact, caress the balls, and be enthusiastic. Done quicker and can take care of way more clients in a day.

Yeah, CarMax got wrecked today. Really it's collapse and the relative lack of collapse of Carvana today got my eye, one down 25%, other only 6%... I'm betting Carvana's downslide picks up pace tomorrow.

Say what you will about bitcoin holders but we’re not even blinking an eye right now. Toughen up

CNBC suddenly talking about inequality... eye roll

Lol... people only panic when market dumps. When market pumps, no one bats an eye.

I say there’s a bubble, no one bats an eye. Micheal Burry says the same thing and society goes wild.

$LENZ Q3 Highlights & Risks The Good: - 90% awareness of Eye Care Professionals - 5,000 scripts (most happened in final two weeks of Oct) by 2,500 ECPs 40% of which have done repeated scripts. - Sarah Jessica Parker direct to consumer campaign starts in Jan 2026. - Enough cash runway for 2-3 years of current operations. - Non-ECP Doctors want to be able to prescribe. - Side effects and concerns with prior failed drug company Vuity are not being experienced. The Bad: - Overcoming the negative stigma of Vuity(prior company first to market with drug that had terrible side effects). - 5,000 scripts is a good start but nowhere near enough. To reach 1 billion in revenue we need to trend towards 1 million scripts per year. If they double scripts each month and hats achieved in 10 months. - Increase in SG&A expenses - gotta spend money to make money. Q3 obviously had one off expenses so SG&A moving forward will be slightly lower and R&D will continue to tapper down. The Other: - I have been anecdotally polling individuals that have used the drops to understand side effects and if they are happy or not and will continue using. - 70-80% are happy with the experience. - 50% have explicitly stated they will continue to routinely use the drops. I remain optimistic and will continue to add to my position at these prices. Wish me luck regards. -SCO

She a 10 but only in the eye of the beholder which has 12 eyestalks and one that blasts a disintergration ray. Roll for initiative.

In the 90s, getting stoned and playing Golden Eye with your friends. The mini split screen cut into four quadrants on a 24" Cathode Ray Tube television set. You had to be there. Nothing like it.

I went to a whole foods once and made eye contact with the cashier, might try to find her again in a few years and see if the spark is real 😎

Cool company, keeping my eye on them for later

Stocks tend to rebound nicely after the initial IPO pump and dump. I've had my eye on FIG for a while for that reason

China gonna win the gay eye race

Eye of the tiger means calls

I think Michael Burry's glass eye just shattered.

Accidently made eye contact with a homeless guy on a bench. He says "good morning, would you like a beer?" Maybe socialism isn't so bad if homeless people can pass out alcohol

Yea these tariffs getting roled back, even Gorsuch is eye rolling the AG 😂

We were chilling so nicely before Mr. One-Eye showed up

Head-and-shoulders as far as the eye can see. No bueno. That's a pattern you fight at your own peril.

Did mango have a stroke? His left eye looks fucked up

This place used to be all options contracts as far as the eye could see.

Good morning America x *flutters eye lashes suggestively at buls, shudders and turns away from Bers

Eye heavy moms spaghetti

Maybe it’s because I’m drunk but it’s funny to see people freaking out. Market pumps irrationally for the last 10 months no one bats an eye , small 6% dip and everyone loses their mind.

Alright I’m offering two for one over the pants handies for $16.00 sale ends at midnight. No eye contact

Burry saw this shit coming with his good eye closed

Last week I mentioned looking across the bar and seeing SOFI trying to catch my eye. I decided fuck it, and made a small entry into a flexible position. Turns out SOFI had Chlamydia. Calls on penicillin.

No dipshit permabulls as far as the eye can see. I'm crying at the beauty of it.