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Alright what do you guys think of these https://preview.redd.it/fpnk9al62i0g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c8e45908776ee0f4522a41bae16a98693e6566f How retarded on a scale of eh to belong here lmao

Not even 1% after a big red week is the big bull Monday eh?

So it's Cornyn who's betting against the shutdown ending on all the prediction markets, eh? Thinks he's slick.

Just hiked the “PA Grand Canyon”. Eh, it’s got nothing on Letchworth State Park.

Eh. Flashlights and sex dolls already exist, it's maybe a few hundred million but not a trillion.

Eh dont beat yourself up. I didnt sell at a low yesterday and lost everything instead.

Eh just have wins that make up for it. If someone is actively losing money in their overall portfolio or underperforming the market despite taking way more risks by using options, they should never touch them.

RDDT almost slashed in half from ATH makes a lot of sense eh? Lol

Eh the cars still can't stop running into walls, I think I will be fine.

It’s a good thing SPY can never go below 1.0% in a day otherwise we’d be in REAL trouble, eh guys?

Eh yo, what's with the giant ass red dildos.

Eh, it'll recover eventually if they start learning how to cook their books. HOOD ate shit for 5 years before it finally went on a meteoric rise this year.

So airlines are about to be in shambles eh?

Eh. If you bought calls for January you might be ok.

Robinhood banking eh? Didn’t this already flop on them before?

who is doing what now? eh... they'll be Thanosed by EOB tomorrow

eh I feel like it is an easy DCA. bought at the bottom for 136, now 140. I may eat my words after the call.

GSAT is getting pumped the same way ASTS was a few weeks ago, eh?

Eh, I'm keeping my puts. This seems fake

Eh you never know

Eh I got some 2027 calls, I can wait.

Eh we gonna keep dumping this week

Whoa Momcommie pulled it off eh?

You know how jizz tastes eh ...

Eh, Mango is gonna mess w/ fed funds and look like a dipshit most likely. GOP is gonna be super fucked if Mamdani some how pulls off free daycare.

Mods really butchered this subreddit eh? There's like one new post approved every few hours and everybody just spams into the void here?

eh they could recover 

Algos won’t let go META until it goes to zero eh? Lol

META got caught in a sell everything kinda vibe, can’t just catch a break eh? lmaoooooooooo

I feel bad for whoever bought PLTR at 220 after hours. Eh, never mind, it was probably just some ML that analyzed the earnings release.

Hims and pltr are gonna theta fuck us eh?

PLTR valuation makes a lot of sense in this regarded ai euphoria eh? Lol

Wallstreet woke up and decided to care about the government shutdown and rug the retail boys eh?

Algos won’t let META recover eh? Lol

On time this time, eh?

I think i just creampie'd a ber \*blush\* Wasnt the weekend down big down syndrome? Isnt today black monday? Whats going on bers, where is ur oh so mighty Swahili cacao bean futures prediction markets data now eh??

100% accurate. $400+ on calls held through the weekend. Eh whatever..... but comes to pumping gas "do i really need to pump $40 gas?????".

Wait... so National Security isn't important anymore? Eh fuck it, Nvidia 250 eoy. 🥳🥳

Got him by the stem of a maple leaf eh

Dude says “the poor are poor because they don’t get paid enough” and blocks me. As if I can’t just jump onto an alt Hey buddy, maybe instead of bitching online you should go and look up the market value for certain labor skill sets and start working towards them But nah, easier to cry on Reddit eh? LMAO 🤌

Some bols really bought calls after that magic overnight ~1.5% recovery, eh?

First time GOOG disappointed you eh? Don’t worry, it’ll do it again

Eh, the biggest parasites in society are in healthcare IMO and it's not even close. Growing 7%-9% a year approaching 20% of GDP. Defense is 3%... Healthcare industrial complex is what is killing us. But let's be real no one rich in this country is really a saint. I'm not even "rich" but have decent networth and I know I'm a very flawed person.

META already back to May prices, fucking brutal eh? Lol

Water was cold, eh? Happens to the best of us.

Eh glad to hear it bro! What else you holding? After NBIS I got asts, glxy, some iren and cifr, Tesla.

today's spy really shook off all those weak hands eh

Genuinely can’t remember the last time AMZN shrek cocked on earnings. Literally every time it’s like hey we made a gazillion dollars the market like eh we were expecting 2 gazillion.

Going short after the dip, eh? Do you wipe before you poop?

the ol buy low sell high, eh? haha yeah i hate META and love GOOG longterm tho