DRUG

A drug to extend life to 150 years Bro I already want to die

Anyone know why all the drug companies are mooning rn?

Lowering the price of legal drugs and blowing up illegal drug boats? Stimulants are great for weight loss and cheaper.

He needs to bump up his 2% annual take on your dwindling assets because the price of cocaine is going up, due to all these drug boat bombings.

Sponsor a Venezuelan drug boat?

MTSR coming out with an obesity drug that just past phase 2 🚀🚀🚀🚀 calls on MTSR

That drug is protein. Just give them food once a day

Name of the drug?

Chinese scientists are developing a drug to extend human life to 150 years. Fuck that lol. Age of retirement now raised to 135 years of age.

Not to mention how well Madrigal Pharmaceuticals is doing with Liver sales. This is a gen 2 liver drug that crushes theirs

buy CCC the stock not the drug

A loan shark and convicted drug trafficker who was freed from prison by President Donald Trump in 2021 was sentenced to 27 months in prison for repeatedly violating the terms of his federal release. See this is why we need the fentanyl tariffs

Over heard some chick at a restaurant saying the bio tech startup she works at drug just killed somebody in clinical trials, GUH! Wish I knew what it was 🧑‍🦼‍➡️

Buying Puts is a gateway drug to Doomerology Don’t do Puts kids.

You’re a drug dealer?

Have sex with the drug addicts on the streets!

why would they acquire VKTX after the bad readout on their obesity drug in August?

Weed, gods favorite drug

Tylenol - bad Vaccines - bad A weight loss drug that’s been around for 5 minutes and has no real long term side effect testing - pump yourselves full of it

I'll die on this hill with Cliffs and Pfizer by my side. Philip Morris too, which if you've been paying attention to its commodity-like momentum train upward, has been telling you that negative sentiment on nicotine is about to weaken due to a new consensus that nicotine is fantastic for cognitive functions (particularly memory) and bone density. Turns out, it's closer to a miracle drug than a poison. Smoking is still bad though.

Meth is one helluva drug

not when trump is trying to lower drug prices

You trade illegal items to a drug lord or war lord... duh

At least drug prices about to come down by 600%

I Bought some put for NVO not because the guy that fainted in front of mango man but because I dreamt Pfizer will win the bid on the drug for fat ass people. Also bought calls for MTSR because either bidder win it will win anyways. I’m I retarded enough?

omfg i forgot about that, hes a fucking drug addict too ahahahaha

Imagine buying NVO 3 years ago on obesity drug hype and making nothing

Imagine being bullish in a country where a person who thinks drug prices can go down 700% runs the economy while only sensible person in the town (Powell) will be out in May 2026 (and will be replaced by the same guy who thinks drug prices can go down 700%).

Summary of today: Premarket up 0.26% with 30 minutes to open Suddenly drops about 0.4% and goes red with a few minutes to open Realisation sets in they bid it up overnight and as soon as open hits it just free falls Sam Altman is a retard for calling his own top begging for money the absolute retard Bessent another retard for saying some parts are already in recession Important guy at novo opens hood app and sees the damage and faints on live tv with mango sitting in front of him (some say mangos fart may have been the cause) Speaking of hood, it slips 10% Mango still thinks drug prices can come down 700% (the max is 100% otherwise you’re paying people to buy it?) 0DTEs, weeklies, monthlies getting absolutely destroyed and shaken out Gov still not open and market is getting more and more fragile and overreacting to every little thing like a teenager going through puberty Forgot to add: many layoffs occurring (market knew this would happen because of AI but now it suddenly cares. We’re moving the goalposts back and forward because we’re not sure if we’re bullish or bearish)

Puts on pharmaceuticals is the obvious play here after Donnie’s announcement that he’s going to be lowering drug prices by 700%. Think of how much money these companies will lose now that they have to pay us to use their products

The irony of dude passing out during a presidential drug press conference (read: advertisement) is *chef's kiss"

His big announcement was on weight loss drug? Did he talk about the data this morning showing 175% inrease on lost jobs last month. Largest since 2009. What the Fuck

This market really dropped for an obesity drug

Wow what a nightmare scenario we are in, he talks about weight loss drug and people literally starving. Optics bad smh

Trumprx.com Yea, that's gonna go well... Just donate 20 million to get your drug on the front page!

New weight loss drug called dysentery

Is he plugging a fucking drug site in his name? 😂😂😂

Fat loss drug that will go directly to his pockets - time for algos to broadly pump the markets now

Ah another bs drug announcement. Ozempic pricing. What a clown circus

Lmao just fat people drug shit. It's over bols

FAT DRUG DOWN 700%

>Watch live: Trump makes announcement on weight loss drug prices LOL THIS GUY. source: https://thehill.com/video-clips/5592795-watch-live-trump-weight-loss-drug-prices/

Oh yea I’m sure this weight loss drug announcement will make the market recover Zzzzzzzz

Guys the trump announcement is the lower drug prices thing Big nothing burger

Meta acting like the world literally boycotting all it’s products rather than USING THEM NONSTOP LIKE DRUG ADDICTS

Ain’t the trump announcement just gonna be the drug thing Nothing burger

What's the point of a drug making your eyesight better if it doesn't make your dick bigger?

You misread that. 90% of ophthalmologists are aware of the drug now. In the first month of that 90% 2,500 of them are writing repeated scripts.

What if instead of printing money they just start burning it? Fix the dolla burn the cartel drug money . Fix the dollars with the terrorist money. Why take it for the usa when you can fix the usa currency with it instead. It’s like stock buybacks for the dollar

#minoxidil gotta be the best drug ever. I was balding and now have a full head of hair at 28 years old