CORN

Corn just gonna edge me by jumpng between 85k and 90k

Bah humbug to the retardest of them em all, do not buy corn, or any of the shitcoins in 2026. My friend the YEN sends his regards. BTC/ETH/buttcoin going to BLOW UP in 26 due to the carry trade. Do you think it’s a coincidence gold has outperformed everything?!?! 

Dame not male on male corn ? Idk mayne

for christmas I want corn at 95k by end of week

Tom Lee says the Banks are the next Mag 7. Bank earnings are coming up next. Is this another Corn to 250k and SPY 750 in 75 days curse?

Corn corning

Mstre-tards and 🌽 bruhs truly believed the US gubment was going to buy billions and billions of 🌽, using tax payer money, as if 🌽 were like physical gold, rare earth minerals, semiconductor, or actual corn that would have some positive impact for the common folk.

Imagine being a corn bro post 2020. Big oof

Corn needs one more dead cat to 100k then it's going to fucking crater

It’s crazy that some people who have never traveled out of the corn fields think LA and NY are not the best cities in the world 😂 

OMG CORN GOING UP TO 110K RIGHT NOW

There are several stocks still on sale and even corn will have a slow melt up

Lmao it's Christmas Eve and corn can't even manage to stay green

Corn bruhs in shambles for the holiday

Why is bitcoin called corn here?

wtf is corn

But butter corn is the best

What, if it is a double ruse and it REALLY means corn?

When I joined I honestly thought for months that corn is corn. Like, it's been memified for some reason. And you guys are so disciplined with the ruse, you don't break cover.

have no idea about corn but the idea that prediction markets cannabilize crypto volume makes sense

Plan for 2026 is to fully invest in corn syrup since so many of you talk about 🌽

Corn will pump.

Short corn forever nothing but down

stfu, its just corn corn corn... YOU'RE NOT SIGNAL, THE PRICE IS GOING UPWARDS AT THIS MOMENT AS i TYPE

Corn is the next Silver, crops destroyed by climate and the prices are going up. Buy calls on corn

Are you legit trading corn futures or is this some sort of slang

Corn is dead

Honestly makes sense if they’re doing the JPM silver strat with corn Short it and accumulate then close shorts then boom 

Hopefully the ghost of corn futures resembles a thick and girthy ogre cock

Maybe sell my corn etf and buy mstr for tax loss harvesting

I’m got a tingly dick in my feeling corn is about to break out so you should probably short it 

Corn compression today for lift off tomorrow or rejection from vwap followed by EOY liquidation? I really have no idea why it’s *this* flat. It don’t make no sense grandpa

My grandma outperformed my Corn holdings this year with her Shiny metal 🤦🏻

Corn never belonged

market left corn at the rest stop and kept on going

gold silver corn and bonds (NOT age of consent, don't ask him about that)

Dude that’s why corn needs to pump cuz my rh stock getting dicked 

Everything up, corn down. God is good.

Lmao why can't corn just fucking die once and for all rather than this trash price action day after day

Corn sitting from $80k to $90k has easily stolen away $5B in liquidations Crazy shit

They found a bunch of corn in the Epstein files

Even corn V this is real

Cz shorting the fuck out of corn, good thing your "crypto President" pardoned him lmao 🤌

Fuck man the corn dump has spilled over to everything else, I’m out

Stop associating my beautiful SPY with dumbass corn 🤬🤬🤬

Market green. AMZN leading mag7. Corn in the gutter. This is the golden age for humanity

Corn fucking everything up, can we collectively short this pile shit?

corn does not lie, if we go below 87k it's satan rally, if we go above 88k it's limp dick santa. if we stay between it's best to do nothing.

Christmas and new year dump go brrrrrrr. spy has been condemned to the same fate as corn which is to go to 0.

Dogshit corn