CORN

I just need MARA to jump to $8.50 + sometime early next week in my bag is secure. Please corn make a resurgence to 90 K this weekend.

I just want corn to die

I hardly need to imagine; more gold and corn

This retardation is why I bought some corn. Fight autism with autism

corn

"BUY PORN, PAY WITH CORN"

WHY CORN IS STILL ABOVE $0

CORN WILL CRASH. 

Why?  I’m telling you corn is gonna dump and it’s right 

> MICHAEL SAYLOR: 'IF IT’S NOT GOING TO ZERO, IT’S GOING TO A MILLION' Corn to zero confirmed

I've made probably 10 purchases with corn total. Mostly porn and porn adjacent services, but still.

Years spent on this planet: 34 Transactions completed using corn: 0

corn?

corn?

i’m sure your crypto doing well too corn ball

edging my butt to corn rn

Corn has literally no use other than for money laundering. Bullish for tech, tho. You know how much tech goes into each of those $1M missiles that you pay for? Bullish for commodities too. Rare earths, PMs, etc.

is war bullish or bearish for risk on tech and corn assets

Look at the charts has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard said about corn trading. You guys really are something.

I guess Eric Trump is heavily underwater on corn lul

Hourly reminder that corn is still dumping 

mods used to be cool and helped us keep crypto shit out of here, so people called it corn to bypass the rules. Then for some dumb reason mods started allowing it, but the name stuck

never shoulda changed that rule, shoulda banned corn too

Baron crashing the corn market so people will stop saying Trump sucked off bubba 

Corn and dumps are sinonomous

Can you imagine investing in an imaginary product? Thats what corn is

Corn holders think a pyramid is a 2D businessmodel

Corn may pump a bit in March, but will crash back down in summer. Don't fall for it.

Regarded take. AI can only grow as far as the power grid allows, we will already hit that limit in a few years at this pace. If btc or crypto is too high, ppl will use mining rigs as the income produced is worth the power consumption. Those massive mining centers will compete with AI data centers. And we see where big money is being spent This was more a shit post/market maker conspiracy. Wasn't meant to be that deep. I don't see corn falling much further, but i really dont know.

Corn will keep falling as AI slop needs those power demands

CORN UNDER 60 today!!!!

Corn weeklies on a 7 kill streak calling in Drill Team Six!

c'mon corn at 60k is all I am asking not being greedy

Would you believe me if I told you the DOW and Corn 🌽 will be the same number come Monday?

Corn is so dead

Corn 58k please 🗑️

HEY CORN LOVERS THIS IS THE TIME TO DCA THESE NUTS

corn throwing itself off a ledge but always ending up stuck at 67

Who created corn?

has 🌽 been btc and not corn futures this whole time?? last time i take stock advice from an emoji

I think I’m gonna start working the word “obfuscation”, and its various inflections into my shitposts. I think I can get some mileage out of that. “The USDA is obfuscating the total acreage of Physical Corn” feels pretty good.

physical corn > digital corn

>As US agriculture flails, farmers see big corn acres as best bet to break even - https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-agriculture-flails-farmers-see-big-corn-acres-best-bet-break-even-2026-02-18/ Despite potential headwinds our fund remains firmly convicted in our original thesis and will continue to buy, dehydrate, and store Physical Corn. No material changes to Physical Corn’s potential as a store of value have occurred, and we anticipate Physical Corn returns to exceed the market over the next 15 years.

if this clarity garbage goes through corn is pumping to infinity and beyond

Hey corn bros you got Winklevoss'd

Top tier joke, haha. The car you eat the fries in is eating corn, too!

Corn actually had a purpose back in the day. Rn, it doesn’t do shit lol

Corn futures https://preview.redd.it/u5g6xwkqsckg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69301d79701db2315427a45b2049c7138010b10d

corn futures

Iran is distracting us from the absolute crisis in the Physical Corn markets