CORN

corn bros down 20% in 5 days, meanwhile I'm down 20% in one day on AMZN LOL well, at the very least I can sleep at night knowing I'm actually invested in a cash generating asset that continues to grow.

CORN ALMOST BELOW 60😈

You wanna know what’s funny guys, is that Physical Corn *actually is* cyclical. That one post was not entirely a shitpost. I’m learning a lot about Physical Corn for the sake of this joke.

Corn Vs Corn Update Literal Corn: -10.6% TTM 🌽: -39.05% TTM

Turns out corn really is just a big lump of nubs, but doesn't have the juice after all

Joe Biden would never allow this, bring corn pop back!!

Physical Corn: +1.28% Digital Corn: -14.10% and dropping *Think* about it.

Who bought corn at 120 show yourself

Welp corn hit the 50s

I just tried to pay for a double cheeseburger with 1.0 corn and the McDonald’s employee took it out of the bag and ate it right in front of me

Was waiting to see corn break 70k last night and we’re already near 60k.

Corn about to drop below 60

shiny metal and Corn fell off the cliff

Holy shit. Not even the previous corn bear markets dropped this quick

corn is sub 61

DIE CORN DIE ETH DIE CRYPTO PONZI

If you liked corn at 120k, ur gonna love it at 39k

Corn is getting absolutely decimated LOL

Lmaooo you’re all crying about stocks being down? Luckily I’m hedged in the best money of all time.. corn FUK

Someone, somewhere.. is holding corn at $120k

I may have lost money but at least I wasn’t dumb enough to buy corn lmao

I assure you, you cannot fathom how dedicated I am to acquiring a Physical Corn flair at this point of my life.

Physical Corn was green today. I’m *telling* you: Hoarding dehydrated Physical Corn, storing it, then creating an ETF backed 1:1 by your Physical Corn holdings, is *the* ultimate hedge. Sure, it takes a lot of overhead to get up and running but once that’s done you’re golden. See, you can then profit off people trading Paper Corn (your ETF) just by holding and acquiring Physical Corn. The Corn ETF is appealing to investors as a lower risk alternative to Corn Futures because you don’t risk taking delivery or financial settlement, you just have shares of an ETF. And once again, if society *completely* collapses and *there is no more stock market*, **you still have your Physical Corn**, which is inherently valuable (it is food). From there the main obstacle becomes pest management.

corn at 64k and cryptotards opening a champagne celebrating a start of a bounce. unfortunately they forgot it was at 72k in the morning.

corn has passed the baton to silver tonight

Wait until crypto bros find out about that 4 AM dump. Corn to 40k tomorrow

buying corn just to squeeze the shorts is a pretty cool usecase

Physical Corn

MSTR up during AH. AHAHAHAHAHAH can’t wait until corn is below 40k

with every dollar drop in corn, MSTR unrealized losses beat my net worth

I can't believe that corn is dumping so hard. Cornbros on my facebook are just telling everyone to buy more.

so glad corn is dying 😇

MSTR unrealized losses increasing in real time with corn dropping

Put a number you think corn is dropping to

Kidnapper wanted corn, not very bright.

Corn still falling, right?

corn hodlers are veteran diamond hands. They've seen this b4

Just came here to say CORN 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just last night i made a joke about corn at 69k. It's already 63k, Damn.

*This* is the story they’re using to kill corn? Investors have zero shame.

Could it be related to people get margin called on corn nonsense?

What is Saylor even talking about during an earnings call? Is it like «yeah, btc went up back then, then down and down some more. Hoping it’ll go back up but idk lol»? Like what do they actually do besides owning corn?

can't find a catalyst or news story for this dump. corn should not affect the market like this

What’s MSTR drop dead? $20k corn? I know it’s way down there.

Do you guys who are announcing the death of Corn for the 4163215th time actually believe that?

I zoomed out on corn and found myself in the quantum realm to find gains

Corn down 50% in 4 months loooool

OMG corn at 63 breaaarrrnnnn. LOL

Whenever 🌽 corn reversal starts, lots of bers will be cooked in MSTR squeez

So glad I sold that free shitty robinhood corn when I did