CORN

Bought a corn today

*$CORN still headed south. Action beginning to pick up in $ROPE futures.*

I think the funniest thing is the corn bros being all "Corn is the safe haven and people will rush for it in times of crisis, it's just like digital gold" And then corn just absolutely shits itself and collapses at the slightest hint of troubles. It's just so perfectly regarded 🤌

At least we will always have corn as a safe haven to return to and catch breath

*Worst part about it right after dark when I go to Wendy's for my shift all these pretty young $CORN bros will be milling around tryna get in on my action. At least I have a few regulars tho.*

> corn is a safe haven just like gold > corn immediately dumps with the nasdaq Can't make this shit up 👌

Corn 🌽 boys not having fun now LMAOOOOOO

BTC 🌽 corn will the year $200k+ probably... Will take MARA RIOT CLSK to $50+ easy and potentially $75+ a piece of you add AI HPC factor and BITF probably 10+

Buying shiny rocks now is more regarded than buying bitch corn.

You’re gonna fomo into gold when it hits ATH tomorrow instead of the dip like a corn n00b

My 5.5% on hood payin better than corn

Can you even buy Starbucks with corn yet?

Gold needs to go down more. Ain’t worth that much. Corn as well

Fat Tom cuck Lee told me spy would be 700 this week and digital corn would be 200k

Buy th dip short the vix fk corn

Portfolio looks like Iowa today. No peaks. No valleys. Just corn.

Lost money on btc futes during correction and losing money on mstr when corn going ath

Is GPUS gonna pump again because of the corn price?

Maybe... have you ever heard of CORN ($123K right now and still going up - does it have any real value)?

corn dump accelerating

Corn with the classic doom pattern forming.

time to full port into corn?

The only way I could get deeper in gold would entail growing a beard, buying suspenders and a corn cob pipe and and pickaxe

The regardium is too strong, and there is too much investor support for future promises. Like every milestone missed, business pivot, doesnt even phase it. Do you know how wildly insane it is that a 1.4T company at lime 300 PE that constantly is changing its "future business model" while never fully achieving its prior is? Best to just scratch your head at it instead of losing money trying to be rational. Pop some corn and just watch.

Their corn, you get the ashes after they burn the fields.

Yea yea corn

Corn bought some IP from gold, rumored to be 14.5B worth

dollar? up. stonks? up. gold? up. corn? up. oil? up. natural gas? up.

corn?? what the hell are you doing down there??? get up here right now!

When Grump tells gold and corn to go to zero they will listen.

Corn dropped like 5k in 2 hours lol

Corn 🌽 😆😆😆

What is ur favorite corn?

corn bros hero right there

Lmaoooo another corn pump and dump...erratic af lately 🤌🤡

When corn -10%

me and my corn...sitting in a tree 🥰

I'd be disappointed to find out Saylor hasn't had a custom slot machine built that let's him tap the atm and dilute with each pull of the arm, the reels spinning to determine how much corn will be bought with the proceeds of the sold shares.

Corn getting higher, u guys should just sell all your shares and dump it in corn.

Corn is going to fly today.

Corn is looking for its new ATH today.

Everything up today! Stonks, gold, vix, yields, dollar, corn. Who will blink first?

Updoots for corn 1 milly

Slv and gld, slv and gld (and corn)

Corn 130k EOW.

I'm referring to corn performance during the week, not so much for stocks

Corn has a market cap of 2.5 trillion LMAO

BTC 🌽 corn will the year $200k+ probably... Will take MARA RIOT CLSK to $50+ easy and potentially $75+ a piece of you add AI HPC factor and BITF probably 10+

Final pump of Corn before 14 months of down.

BTC 🌽 corn