COIN

Nice dude, all I can afford is a coin toss

Wrong. We fire up a shit coin with the profits and scam people outta their money. Seems to be the way everyone makes money these days.

I've been doing coin flips

You flip a coin, and you buy calls irrespective of heads or tails

MY FUNNY DOGGY COIN IS DOWN 7% REEEEEEEEEEE

If tesla coulda dropped last week id be chillin in coin

Jpm puts i bought when they announced jpm coin are printing. Jpm coin lmao.

At the end of the day, they’re two sides of the same coin. They play us against each other so they can continue to live the life of luxury.

Rate cuts down to 53% Chance so Its a coin Flip now

COIN and MSTR has given up almost all post-election gains

Much easier to win money on a coin flip than a slot machine.

When it costs 3x more than the coin is worth to make the coin - it could be time to start questioning how the fuck that happened!

Silver is actually pretty cheap though really. It's good for jewellery and it has industrial, tech and other uses. Silver coins would probably be good for trading too as it has value but it's not so crazy expensive that you can't spend one little coin (like gold). With gold one little coin is worth $1000-2000 dollars so you'd just not really be able to spend it as easily as silver (unless you start cutting little bits off but then you have trust issues). Gold probably needs to come down in price and silver needs to go up a bit more. However, saying that, I don't know s\*\*t.

it's crazy to lose a coin flip so many times in a row. Then you look back at the 10 baggers you paperhanded... so now you diamond hand everything to 0

a retard can take a coin flip every time and have better results than this. This is beyond retard

Gld coin uppp Keep uping to next friday

No inflation >US Mint in Philadelphia presses final pennies as the 1-cent coin gets canceled: >[https://apnews.com/article/us-mint-treasury-department-penny-end-production-86139df5644ef0885a9baf98e9677380](https://apnews.com/article/us-mint-treasury-department-penny-end-production-86139df5644ef0885a9baf98e9677380)

Fed board to hold a coin flipping conference to decide December decision

Imagine being a poor working class American who thinks Trump is God, and then yoloing half your net worth into Trump and Melania coin to watch it literally go to zero, before seeing him debase the rest of your spending power as USD becomes worthless

My favorite meme coin is a little-known ticker called the Standard and Poors 500

im coin hater number 1, i hope it goes to 0 and we see these shitheads jumping

bynd just a stable coin now that will lose value throughout days

Hars to believe circle was once pushing 300 and regards were yelling about how its going higher abd posting DD. Like the company has been doing well.... but its revenue stream is literally (USDC Issued x blended treasury rate - COIN cut - expenses). Like there has never been an easier company to calculate revenue for.... and people were talking about both effectively 3 trillion USDC issuance prices. Amazing

You’re thinking too small….the many coins will lead to a OneWorld coin that leads to global centralization 🤣

# we need more types of coins, everything should have its own coin and then we can release the dollar coin so you don’t need to figure out the exchange rate of farts to burps and have a single medium of exchange

All I want is CRCL below 50$. Who the fuck pumped this stable coin scam shit to 300$... unbelievable

Trump made his own coin.  JP Morgan is making their own coin right?  And these crypto kids think their doge and xrp are gonna print Hilarious  Worse than if opendoor and fake meat had a baby 

🧏‍♂️: Mommy what's a stable coin 👩‍🍼 : I don't know baby. Now it's time for your bedtime. Give mommy a hug & kiss

two sides of the same coin 

The reason you think this is a coin flip is the same reason I do this consistently and you are poor! Good luck!

Yeah I think people realising that why buy the stock that is priced higher than the (fractional) coin. Unless he finds a way to do something with all those coins, like generate cash, he acquired all those coins for nothing

# imagine paying 100 fucking USD for an imaginary internet coin.... ppl will laugh so hard at you in 10 years. YOU will be synonymous for "beyond regarded"

COIN and MSTR negative 1-year. all the post-election hype over.

no way is she beating my shiba inu coin at $0.00000995

Dang that was actually good play but I spent all my coin on powder and women last night. What a shame

https://preview.redd.it/dqyfbounvm0g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b71e67db3593a46589530fd0f1db7d133bafa482 I wish I had more money to put into this but I’m already up $700 on $VALOR, yall should check this out, I have a feeling this coin will go up a shit ton..

Anyone still holding hawktuah coin?

crash the coin liquidate saylor

Why isn't my coin at $1,000,000 yet? Call tom lee

coin bag holders trade from mental institutions 362 > 295 > 316 within 6 days

I hate how are market follows the price of that fake coin.

SPX 0dte flip a coin for up/down

Lo, the mighty index stands atop false pillars of borrowed coin; beware the mid-day hour, for the sellers shall awaken from their slumber.

this is why you should never prioritize corporations over personal relationship. Hard lessons from covid time. And always assume promises are as real as fart coin. Even if they're successful, they'll siphon the money out to preferred (ie voting) shareholders first, unless youre in big/public company where threat of shareholder litigation is real (even then they have D&O insurance so who cares)

Dear Donnie, would you please expedite my hard-earned stimmy check so I can buy Trump Coin and INTC, thank you for your attention to this matter.

at least you didnt buy mstr and coin puts on friday

ur welcome guys I bought puts on mstr and coin on friday

$160 or $215 depends may as well be coin flip.

Stimmy checks will be in the form of trump coin btw

Cost and time to launch meme coin?? Anyone?