COIN

Larry Ellison will need to start a Twitch, Podcast, OnlyFans and Larry Ellison Coin to pay the bills after yesterday 

Bought at bottom today for $coin, hood is garbage and I’m cooked

$hood $coin & $goog calls 🙏

NVDA is not just a stock. It is a stable coin that you know you won’t lose in your investment. At a whopping 0.02% dividend per quarter too

Nasdaq coin, also called corn.

Some great assets that produce real profits and have real value on sale. Plz don’t waste your money on fake internet coin

It’s “ is the most scalable, secure, and resilient Web3 platform—built for developers pushing boundaries and users demanding true ownership.”.. but like a coin and decentralized…. I have no idea what the fak any of that means lol

I am ashamed to admit I’ve been bagholding one whole polkadot coin worth $45 back then

Stock market and crypto down Damnn I feel bad for coin base I think we hitting 260 or 255

I absolutely hate missing out on coin pootz

Your regarded . I’m not even in on this yet. I will be tomorrow morning at a $10 strike point. It’s made by Tiger securities who is responsible for the majority of pump and dumps we see. Almost every security they write falls off a cliff . - CHOW was a prime example today and foreseen by many. I’m not pumping a shet coin. It’s more of a, watch out or ride it up if you want. But it’s gonna tank. This is like their newest pump and dump offering . Hasn’t gone anywhere yet.

I agree. We shall see. In the mean time trying to sell my junk at the coin store is like an episode of pawn stars lol

Collapse of fake internet coin continues tomorrow and I cannot wait

So COIN, GLD calls for now and QQQ, MU and NVDA once the pullback happens. Those are my plays right now. Maybe BMY calls tomorrow. Any other ideas?

Do u see coin base going down after hours its crazy

COIN calls gonna print in the coming days/weeks, you heard it here first

SHIT COIN

thinking about buying more coin tomorrow bc my last options play was an actual dumpster fire lol. (sc: MiaYememi)

#Breaking: Dollar to be pegged to fart coin

I bet heads on the Feds opening coin toss. Anyone else?

Soooo calls or puts? gonna flip a coin I think. casino better open and theta gang better die

Stuck in a tight range pattern for nearly 2 weeks leading up to fed day. It’s breaking out of that today coin flip as to which way

How big is his scheme compared to trump coin? And melanie coin?

So it comes down to the oldest gamble known to man, a coin flip

lmao stfu - its obviously going to happen and its way higher than a coin flip like other people are saying like BosSF82.

Metaplanet (Japan's MSTR, 30k+ BTC held) has an average cost basis of **$103k per coin**, all floated by cheap Yen loans. There will be blood.

Is SPY going up tomorrow a coin flip or do we elevator down?

I wonder what goes through the mind of a shitcoin connesuer. Like they start with butt coin, thats not dumb enough though, gotta dig deeper.. find something cheaper.. something no one knows about or uses.. thats where money is best placed 💡

Ok bro, tell me. When does BTC act as a risk on trade and when does it act as an inflation hedge? Because you can’t have it both ways. Stop being dumb, the only reason your shit coin is pumping is because dear leaders sons do their dirty business on shitcoins. In 3 yrs when the new admin takes over, I can guarantee your shitcoin will be back down to 30k

Casual 13$ morning for COIN. Wish I had got calls instead of puts.

Oh god that’s a coin flip in and of itself…

Idk what will happen, feels dumpy- any time Powell speaks, it usually drills. Been printing on coin and nflx calls. Going to snort some Tylenol and see what they do.

My wish is to see every asset class go to zero and transferred all to Dogecoin. Dogecoin to $100k/coin.

So the end game for mstr is basically buy all bitcoin then what.... then they can control the market and do what exactly there is pretty much zero utility and lets say he jacks the price up to the moon somone will just make a different coin thats cheaper right ? Idfk this whole crypto thing feels pretty fucking stupid 

I tease crypto bros a lot but one thing I'll give them is those fucks know how to hodl. They can be down -60% in a coin and not sell. I need to be like that more with stocks

If nvda doesn't move this week, It will be declared a stable coin and included in the strategic reserve

Tuah Coin is +4%

saylor the only one buying bitch coin rn

IDK, a lot of positive stable coin talk

The economy is detached from the market, the market is detached from reality, reality is detached from common sense, and the average investment decision feels like a drunk coin flip. Everyone is just LARPing as someone who appears to know what is going on, in a universe run by a random number generator. Take any logical outcomes you think are going to occur and yeet them out the window. The market will always pick the dumbest possible timeline, 3x leverage it, and then punish you for ever believing in cause and effect. Oh and have fun out there :)

Imaging COIN breaking out

They'll toss a gold coin onto his pile and he'll go back to sleep

I remember when I was excited to wake up and look at the market. Now its a coin flip of if you reversed the previous day.

What ? Lol I don't touch crypto....scam coin

I like Moo Deng. Meme coin with only 990 million circulating supply. I like those odds

What about Moo Deng coin?  Is that a good investment 

Where's your Melania-Coin receipt, Sarandos?!

Let’s take a walk down memory lane and see where all these "expert" 2025 coin targets ended up. • JPMorgan: 170,000 • VanEck: 180,000 • SChartered: 250,000 • Tom Lee: 250,000 • Robert Kiyosaki: 350,000 • BlackRock: 700,000 • Chamath: 500,000 • Michael Saylor: 1,000,000 • ARK Invest: 650,000 • Galaxy Digital: 400,000 • Pompliano: 500,000 • Max Keiser: 220,000 • Cathie Wood: 2,000,000

They will have to make up a golden peace award and pump the meme coin.

Fart coin long straddle can’t lose