CME

Bad day to be a hungover cme software engineer

Cooling issue …meaning they can’t ice the price. Insiders probably got whisper of an incoming 50bps rate cut and started taking liquidity. You can see some of this sus activity in silver. The MMs, bullion banks and hedgies are in big trouble. So they halt, obfuscate and cover their net shorts in the window provided by CME

so if we cant buy or sell options due to cme being down what happens to our itm options we are holding. All of them getting exercised? They might wanna figure this out on a Friday. 💀

CME is down for the day. All engineers went black Friday queue up?

Bulls currently sifting through CME data for burry's shorts

CME went bust all futes halted

Bears eating through cables at the CME to try and kill mooning futures

Jensen fried the cme data centre to force Blackwell infrastructure and cooling using bers blood

Dear Diary, It's hour 9 of the great CME crash of 2025. I'm hungry and will abandon my post at the supply store to go to MCD to get one of their country famous McMuffins

fitting that this happens during john cena's last ride U CANT CME

What going on, with the CME in Chicago??

Hour 8 of CME outage: The candles near the dead screens burn, casting charts in melted wax where futures once lived. Is there liquidity beyond the firewall? At least the dead can rest.

When CME fixes its data centre

**Hey CME: have you tried turning the fans off then on again?**

Dafuq is a cme

Is pre market affected by CME too or no

Dear Diary, It's hour 7 of the 2025 CME outage and wsb is turning to conspiracies. Not me, though. I'm going to wait by the ranch supply store until it opens so I can buy two years worth of food rations and a shovel to build a bunker

CME uses the highest quality single point failures

They saying CME is down cause they want to bring silver down short term

CME on fire right now

CME is down

Oh shit wait…had no idea that cme was down! wtf!!!

somebody quickly wake up Jamie Dimon to warn J.P. Morgan that silver just hit ATH so they can manipulate the price again Shhhh Its already been taken care of. CME "Glitch"

I can see overnight prices from my broker but I don't know how they do it, especially with CME down rn

Outage on CME

CME OUTAGE IS GOING TO COOK US

SILVER ATH AND CME IS “down for technical issues 🤔 CME Group boss Terry Duffy appeared to say that he bribes or bribed a Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CTFC) official in 2022 https://finance.yahoo.com/news/cme-head-appears-bribed-ctfc-184144092.html

2015 was last CME issue, took 3 hours to resolve. It has already been 3 hours now

Burry hired Joe Biden to take down CME after he saw the nordstream job

Corn doesn’t rely on CME 👀

CME down (never happens) just as silver futures make new all time high🤔 Is this because some big banks have large paper shorts on silver, and will get buttfked if silver rises further ?

Someone spilled their turkey gravy on a keyboard at CME?

Did CME 'ever' go down over the last 20+ years? Feels like the first time ever

Imagine if we go into a full market crash because a CME outage stops people buying options. Lol, that would be so funny.

Ya so all of CME money is now deposited to China Agricultural Bank!

So, CME goes down on a low volume half day with eom rebalancing. Right after spy pushes hard to test and fails to break out of a significant downtrend. A lot of coincidences 🤔

The streets are calling it CME 9/11. Berorists highjacked a plow truck and hit the datacenter.

Someone asked CME group if they tried restarting the computer or if they tried opening up a window😂😂😂

CME? More llike C Money Evaporate, am I right?

I was getting denied orders at 6pm so cme has been down for at least 5 hours now. Pretty damn crazy. 

CME Futures and Options Exchange is down due to data center heat. Any implications?

What does premarket look like sans cme lmao

i don’t think people realize how razor thin liquidity is atm CME being down for any extended period is terrible. Absorbing these trades could be tough If Treasury futures and SOFR rate spike when this opens back up it could spiral quickly perma bull, but we may finally get my repo crisis

CME fixes futes by resetting prices back to last week, causing bol prolapse

This CME outage might take a few more hours. You know the on-call HVAC guys are all drunk from thanksgiving dinner. So they have to find a sober guy or sober him up, fix the chillers, then reestablish normal operating temps, boot up all the servers/switches/etc that thermal shutdown. Shits gonna be down all night. Nothing is more panic inducing than walking into a hot, silent datacenter.

Yep cme is down as of an hour or so ago. Cooling issues at data centers. No futes

CME Group has stated that they are working to resolve the issue and will provide clients with pre-opening details as soon as they are available..servers were down approximately 10.69 sextual time zone..please listen to the music 🎶 while u wait... 😂

I’m like 10 mins from the CME Aurora datacenter. Should I drive over and give you guys real time updates if the emergency repair techs show up?

It your name is Tim Walz, or the guy that “overheated” the server room at cme