CARS

Tomorrow's big announcement: "We at Tesla are happy to report we sold two more cars this month! We couldn't be happier. Look at Elon over there, he hasn't stopped smiling all day."

Musk plans to announce flying cars within six months to a year. Cathie Wood pronounces a $30T addressable market and says Tesla is worth $42,069/share if they only capture 50% of it. Adam Jonas says it will have a multiplicative effect on Tesla batteries, insurance, solar roofs, and ventilators.

at some point TSLA will claim to be working on something so absurd that the stock just can't keep the fraud going anymore. I would've thought humanoid robots would be it, but if it takes something as patently retarded as flying cars, so be it.

Imagine the pump if 🍈says flying cars will be here next year LMAOOOO

Real proof that Elon has no vision is that his jump was to go right from autonomous cars to humanoid robots and not to go right from autonomous cars to flying cars. I mean it doesn't matter because it's all fake, but it would at least be an easier sell.

Cause they’re flying cars the future is here

Tech companies working together is berish? Do you want flying cars or not?

Good morning JNUG gang 🌄 Do we have any exciting plans for gold $4k day? Personally I think I'll have a quiet one. I'll hire in a three-starred Michelin chef for a light lunch, then drive down to the stables in my Rolls-Royce Phantom (it's my everyday car, I save the real cars for weekend) for a few games of Polo with the gentlemen from AGQ and LPLA gangs. I might do something a little less mundane for gold $5k day.

I KNEW BUYING ARCHR AT ATH WAS THE CORRECT MOVE EVER SINCE I JERKED OFF TO THE BRAINDANCE SCENE IN CYBERPUNK AND WANTED FLYING CARS please partner with tsla, plzlzlzlzlz

TSLR, our door handles will trap you in our cars while you burn alive, but hey look at our robot doing karate!

maybe this VTOL sector is primed for take off, literally the era of flying cars is here im all for it

Tricolor auto files for bankruptcy, Carmax -30% after missing earnings, subprime loan delinquencies rising exponentially, used car dealers losing sales exponentially, consumers spending less on used cars. Carvana +100% YTD, Morgan Stanley raises price target +20%, Goldman Sachs reiterates BUY rating, JP Morgan initiates overweight position with +30% target, Carvana SEC subpoena 5 years ago with no public follow up, Carvana July 2025 subpoena with no follow up. Hindenburg short report January 2025 and then the firm disbanded (Weird) This is a recipe for disaster. Don't want to be too early tho.

Holy shit, so TSLA doesn‘t advertise for their cars, but they post paid ads on reddit to hype their stockholder votes? Crazy… TSLA has two products that sell well: stocks and Elon-hype. Will that be enough to keep the stock at this level? https://www.reddit.com/user/VoteTesla/comments/1nnzddt/tesla_has_ambitious_plans_to_drive/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&p=1&utm_term=1

The year is 2035. Self driving cars are just driving around by themselves with no passengers inside. National parks don’t have a poop problem anymore. The street is filled with Optimus bots.

Provided GOOG doesnt get broken up and TSLA successfully moves into other things besides cars

If Teslas Optimus robot is so great, why isnt it building Tesla cars?

["Ioniq 5 is still the SE RWD. A model-year 2025 SE RWD cost $42,600; for model-year 2026 it's now $35,000."](https://arstechnica.com/cars/2025/10/hyundai-gives-the-ioniq-5-a-huge-price-cut-for-model-year-2026/#:~:text=Ioniq%205%20is%20still%20the%20SE%20RWD.%20A%20model%2Dyear%202025%20SE%20RWD%20cost%20%2442%2C600%3B%20for%20model%2Dyear%202026%20it%27s%20now%20%2435%2C000.) Literally $7500 cheaper. If that doesnt prove how useless the EV tax credits were, I don't know what will.

I dont like Tesla but yeah the "hurr durr Ford sells more cars" argument is dumb when most legacy car makers have a ton of debt and any little potential growth was priced in decades ago. And yeah tesla does a lot of different things aside from selling vehicles

its easier to attack cars than your cheeseburger for lunch. start there. you never took a basic bio class did you?

jane fonda thinks we need to cut emissions in half in 5 years? lol. global emmissions dominate from animal methane farts not cars.

They sell the cars at no profit to sell you a $25 hamburger, its like eggs & supermarkets in the old times

teslas sales are up .11% in the UK, what is that? 10 cars?

It’s funny that it took a TSLA sales surge for people to realize that TSLA doesn’t sell enough cars

Elon will never hit his targets for 10 years. TSLA makes outdated plastic cars for conformists.

FORD is an acronym that stands for "Shitty Ass Cars No One Wants" LMAO🤌

If you deliver cars… does that mean they’ll sell….

#If they start canceling H1B visas that will be the end of Tesla. Who else will they sell those cars besides Indian tech bros on H1Bs? LMAO🤌🏾

I got permabanned from tesler motors subreddit for criticizing their door handles that trap people in their cars while they burn alive. Bunch of soy boys over there

Why would Tesla release good numbers on deliveries. Means they’re focusing too much on cars instead of pumping the stock 😆

**TSLA:** Look guys we did it, we sold more cars finally **Market:** You're not supposed to be selling us cars, you're supposed to be selling dreams

So not only do he and his optimi buy shares, they buy cars too

Waiting for 350k deliveries on TSLA so everyone freaks the f out (everyone expecting 500k cars)

Tesla will deliver 10,000 more vehicles than expected and gain market cap equal to Toyota.... who sells 2 million more cars than Tesla per quarter.

Tesla pumps because they got zero dollars on robotaxi and sold zero robots and sold less cars

You guys think Elon cares if he delivers cars when he just announced an "unwoke Netflix" and is leading a chud boycott of his biggest competitor

cant wait for tsla to report a total of 3 cars sold and the stock pumps 6%

How come when there’s a dude caught pissing in public they dispatch 50 police cars and 4 fire trucks? So ridiculous how much response happens sometimes 🤡🤡🤡

How much can i make flipping totaled cars?

TSLA: Well you see, 20M people have one of our cars on their watch list, so we're just going to count those as guaranteed sales in our future-guidance.

I bet TSLA delivered 7 million cars this past quarter. Lying is in vogue so why not just say it’s way up. What’s gonna happen? SEC gonna tell them to stop being naughty? Lmao

Idk what kids r smoking now but no joke, it smells like someone lit their own hair on fire, & hotboxed a car with skunk spray and their own cars' exhaust & then died in the car. Some kinda nasty chemical Synthetic crap probly. Makes me wanna vomit

TSLR, don’t pay attention to the news of how people are dying in our cars from being trapped while burning alive, look at our stock price!

but analysts predicted only 29 cars, so it's bullish

So tesla sold 30 cars for the whole Q3, stock should pump 500% tomorrow

Less car sales is actually bullish for TSLA. They can move away from cars and work more on their business that makes even less money right now. Super bullish.

Can’t wait to find out TSLA sold 12 cars and watch it shoot to 500

TSLR, where our CEO installed a government that will make sure the middle class can’t afford our cars

TSLA is just getting started u regarded bears, as soon as lord tusk announces the robosucking subscription feature on the self driving cars TSLA will go +40% in a day

Since releasing its last earnings call, TSLA went from a post-call sub 1T Market cap to now at 1.5T market cap. This suggests that their next earnings report will justify an additional 500 billion dollars of value to investors. I think that extra 500 billion will probably be reflected in the 20% fewer cars they sold than last year.

KETAMINE, AUTISM, AND SELF DRIVING CARS ARE THE TRUE HEDGE AGAINST GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWNS