CARS

Does anyone actually buy cars from those giant Carvana vending machines?

Are luxury cars worth it if I'm buying it just to flex on strangers? Don't really care about driving dynamics / cool features.

Their timeline will keep on slipping. It's the exact same as Elon and self driving cars 

tsla cars apparently made from soybean oil

OpenAI together with NVDA will invest in Carvana second hand shitty cars that can shrink themselves into top of the line NVDA designed Intel chips backed by the 🥭 gold coin

Fuck having a big house or nice cars, all I want is to have money to eat comfort food everyday and play video games

The year is 2070. You’ve bought weekly puts on Tesla your whole life, and they’ve never really paid off. But this time, this time the company won’t survive selling only 2 cars this quarter while trading at 17000x forward earnings But then it just goes up again +2.6% after earnings

Look at the new cars they're designing.....going to $0

lmao that guy invested in ethereum cuz he thought it was actually "EAT-therium." Honestly he's just a slick talking used cars salesman type who wants people to invest in his ponzi stock, so he can dilute them and buy more ethereum to enrich himself.

blah blah blah get to the Q&A where you gesticulate with your arms back and forth explaining your china tantrum saying: the metals--the rare metals, earth! metals, which we need, we need to develop things like chips and cars!--they're in a lotta cars. And Gyna has restricted the metals...etc etc.

The US shit on China 24x7, why shouldn’t the Chinese control their critical mineral exports? Their cars are unfairly blocked; they are being made a villain when all they want to do is trade. America’s unwillingness to tax the rich to fix its fiscal situation is not China’s problem.

All bad news is good for TSLA but maybe, just maybe the end of carbon credits might make it pull back a bit. It should because that was all of their profit insofar as cars are concerned

Is APPLE coming up with electric cars or something?

New Zealand space cars at it again!

Apple should have launched Apple Cars by now. I don't know what they are doing. I will apply for a job at Apple and get it. After a few weeks, I will present them with this idea.

Looking at Sony which has been good but also Toyota in Japan trade deal news on Bloomberg. Tariffs on cars reduced. Toyota seems to bump on these and there has been some PS6 rumblings with AMD

It's a sign of times when a true marvel of engineering Mercedes Benz sells fewer cars than noisy clanking Tesla joke of quality.

Ferrari down 15% cause they talked about making some EVs and hybrid cars LOL

Tesla had to suspend manufacturing of humanoid robots. Haters will say it is because of design challenges, but the reality is, they had to shift resources to meet overwhelming demand in India, as they unexpectedly sold a record-breaking 61 cars.

NEW CHIP DEAL: NVIDIA GETS TWO GAZILLION DEAL WITH UBER FOR SELF DRIVING CARS. ALSO UBER SIGNS ONE GAZILLION DEAL WITH OPENAI TO PUT GPT ON CARS.

The average US salary give you net salary of $150 a day to cover mortgage, bills, food, car, holidays, clothing, children. How on earth do people have nice cars?

America baby: too many cars, poorly maintained roads, archaic mass transit options & too few rail options.

TESLA SELLS 69 CARS IN INDIA IN SEPTEMBER 2025

TSLA sold 61 cars in September in India. Calls it is. Add another 10b market cap!

A whole lot of cars are going to get repossessed this month if soldiers aren't paid next week. Puts on American credit scores.

TSLA is going to be the biggest stock bubble of all time. Even if somehow FSD is successful, if no one is gonna keep buying your cars how can you possibly sell that add on? Sure current owners can buy. But that isn’t gonna prevent their sales numbers from plummeting. Robots are what 5 years out at least? The only chance they have is an ultra ultra low cost model, which shouldn’t be that hard tbh.

TSLA dropping on news it's a car company after rising on news that it's not a car company while delivering nothing but cars and Indian powered robots under the guise of AI

Gold, guns, boots, jails and 1930s style cars

TSLA goes parabolic once people realize there are only like 3 decent cars under 40k and tesla is 2 of them. (Btw i hate tesla). Not a financial advisor. Not your mom. But you should go full port on TSLA tomorrow

>2025 On Course for The Highest Auto Repossession Volume in Recorded History, Nearly 3 Million Cars Set to Be Seized Calls on bikes

It happened already, they announced new versions of the model 3 and Y. Buy the rumour, sell the news. Tesla down, and Archer Aviation stick price falling from the sky on the back of rumour Elon was going to promise flying cars in a deal with Archer Aviation.

I avoid tsla because it's always playing a different game and I don't care to learn it. That said, I bought weeklies near close based on the sole observation I've made about the stock: every time it looks like a sell the news event, it inexplicably rips the next day. Optimus was the important part of the release anyway, not the cars. It's obviously a robotics company at this point that sells cars on the side.

Is it a bubble when regards think TSLA was going to announce flying cars today?

Do we really want people flying cars when they can't even drive on land?

Probably thought we were getting hovering electric cars lol

TSLRs plan of producing 250,000 shittier model Y’s next year is going to be so bullish for empty parking lots for unsold cars

Some fella said nbis is bad business because it spends money on tech now that will be useless in 3 years.... That's silly because it's like leasing any high demand product like luxury cars. After it's no longer useful for their cloud business, they can just sell it

Tesla should just stop selling cars so the stock goes up

The people who bet on flying cars might be really special.

tesla selling cheap cars because no one is buying em after the discount is gone

Like 2 five-year-olds in bumper cars

the biggest "NOT-just-a-car-company" plans to sell cheaper cars.

Elon said V14 for TSLA cars would come Monday on the weekend on X and no one had it this Monday😂😂 How is this not stock manipulation lol

Elon's announcement tomorrow will be that the Archer aircrafts will run on the same camera-based FSD tech that's found in tesla cars. ...Followed by Archer crashing when they realize it's not gonna work in their drone-helicopters either lmao

ACHR is absurdly hyped. Everybody with at least two neurons knows how this eVTOL thing is full of shit. It won't be like cars. It might be the future of helicopters, but not for now. It will be a very long development in the industry. Cars won't fly. Forget it. People are trying to guess when this will become the future since the 1920s. It wasn't back then, it won't be now ffs

PEOPLE WERE BETTING ON FLYING CARS 🤣

The speculation is on a partnership for drones not cars.

Lol imagine thinking helicopter cars are ever going to be a thing.

I can't be the only one hoping we never see flying cars for the general public like that Archer teaser in America... like, ever lol. As a helicopter-class vehicle for trained pilots, sure lol, could be fun. But the public can't even be trusted to not drink /text while driving. Save us all if they're easy enough for carjackings. None of us need some high-speed pursuit crashing through our roof.

ACHR we have liftoff, the dawn of flying cars. Elon Musk has discussed this topic in depth before, you see his obsession with transportation (Boring, SpaceX, Tesla, Amphibious Vehicles)