CARS

two cars passing meme SPY top panel TSLA bottom panel

Because he sells overpriced plastic cars on a crowded space.

What is CORN but gold you can eat, feed to cows, and fuel cars?

Why is my sex robot company selling cars? Tf is this?

So the cars can't even operate without a human driver backup and FSD accounted for only 2% of sales. Uh oh. New promise: robot surgeons!

You blow up your account chasing the moving cars that have already blown past you. You’re better off being a bit contrarian to the current moves when the overall market is trading sideways and exiting early if you’re wrong. Maybe you make money on the quantum, maybe you buy calls at open and this overnight move gets halved by 9:35. HOOD, NBIS, the ones that have taken a beating the past week but have been much higher are the better plays imo.

Doesn’t he know Tesla is an ai company? Cars are the side business smh my head

To summarize Tesla: Cars will be bored one day Hands are beautiful 2 dollars EPS a year on a 1.5 trillion dollar growth company Having sex with your car The consequences of endless horse tranquilizer

Did he just say that cars might get... *bored*

Remember when Elon said we would rent out the GPUs on our cars? yeah, that didn't work but he is pitching it for the new new computer now

Your car will be so smart it may get bored.  Or when it is at car parties it will be poor at small talk, and then the girl cars won’t appreciate its huge and very special intellect and then it will become some sort of car incel.  It may have to do a bunch of car IVF or car ketamine.

"tesla sales are down despite tax credit rush, stock drops" ....yeah, it's a subsidized car company that doesn't sell enough cars to justify p/e and?

"It's uhh... *silence* umm... cars.."

"The Cars Are All Out There"

Ok buy why Everybody has robots and self driving cars. Seriously. Do people think tsla has some kind of edge or moat on robots/fsd?

Elon didn’t “sell” more cars, people are just forced to trade these things in every year because they age like iPhones. The only thing truly “autonomous” about a Tesla is how fast it drives itself into obsolescence.

Apparently. I got called gay for saying they're nice cars a few minutes ago.

They sold cars to themselves and booked the EV credits. It’s legal to cook the fuck out of books now.

B b b but full self driving cars. Robots. Sexbots?

The fact that a car company can be $1.5T market cap and not sell cars except to another company that is also owned by its CEO is fucking peak insanity. Elon is out there trying to prove we live in a simulation

Elon: I’m going to be remote driving all the cars since I am a robot

Still utterly mind blowing in 2025...TSLA is a car company in a sea of other car companies whom all produce tons of more cars. TSLA: $1.5T Lol

tsla guidance is 14 cars sold 700 eoy

Tessler to announce flying cars

I know the sales... the CEO... the regardness... But Tesla makes sick cars (sans Cybertruck). Period. I find myself almost never driving my Ford truck anymore ever since I got a Model 3.

Prediction: tesla announces they have stopped selling cars and shuttering all their factories. All future initiatives stopped, Elons only statement is just "bros I've been so deep in the K I dont even remember what I've promised". Tesla rips 100% because the market is now sure Elon is indeed very ghey and tarded and the market likes certainty - Dan Ives headline after the move. Place your bets accordingly

Time traveler here. Can't believe y'all still drive cars. That's why nobody comes back to the 2020's. Good luck. Also, stay home Friday.

When will stockholders realize? Elon only cared about making electric cars to provide revenue for his space ventures because he really just cares about going to Mars

Loading up on used cars before regards flood over

I’m worried all this fake meat talk today will drown out the fake cars earnings talk!

Boring ole GM destroyed half of this sub today(all the money from memes other than BYND basically went into GM)... hahah GENERAL MOTORS? People still buy those cars? Isn't that company from the 1920s?

Imagine buying a fund from a guy that was alive before cars were invented.

who is buying gm cars?

TSLA is going to kill numbers this week. It seems like they pumped out cars expecting them to all sell by Sept. The lot by me was over flowing all summer and getting worse and worse and now nothing is left. Do what you want with this info. Me, anit doing shit. Tsla to risky. The other countries dips might be too much.

TSLA gonna report it's sold 3 cars in US and 1 car in EU last quarter, i.e. 4 cars total and SPY will crash to 600

Your cars resale value? Which one you have?

Imagine thinking Tesler is actually making good cars LOL

Letting one car merge in front of you: chill, nice guy Letting 2 cars merge in front of you: pathetic little worm, no self worth

Cars and coffee is the gayest loser shit ever

Gonna be a whole lotta people reviewing fast food in their cars again.

Sent Bill Clinton a happy birthday message from an IG link while I was baked for shits and giggles. Today I learned I am now a member of the Clinton Foundation because of this. Ask me anything- One World Order, Pizzagate, those spaceship cars? Did we do it?

so the issue is not people borrowing to buy burritos but cars

The company literally makes flying cars. Its meme status is self-evident. ACHR.

Lmao yes but no cars come at you from above or below unless something is very very wrong

Big tech as supposed to give us flying cars and all we got was AI sex bots.

Lmao Winnie the Pooh comes out of no where saying he’s going to mass produce flying cars next year That’s real “my girlfriend goes to another school” energy

TSLR reports record Q3 deliveries as Elmo sells cars to himself

U.S. CAR LOAN DEBT HITS RECORD LEVELS A growing number of Americans owe more on their cars than they’re worth. In 3Q, 28.1% of trade-ins had negative equity—the highest since 1Q 2021—with an average upside-down loan of $6,905. Nearly a quarter of these trade-ins carried over $10,000 in debt, signaling rising financial strain

>OKLO not even run out of an industrial space. 1000 sq foot space with no cars out front and AI generated HQ to put online. No prototype or product, 20 years from profitability Casually adds billions in value for no reason today

Ive said it before and ill say it again. I jerked off the the cyberpunk braindance scene and yolod i to archr cause i wanted flying cars. Ty dick, ty