CARS

5 million cars manufactured a year…Jesus Christ we’re gonna have dog shit disposable vapes and disposable Teslas lmfao

Yeah looks like Tesla can go up because nobody cares about earnings or tesla making cars.

Elon: We will sell a lot less cars next year and Robotaxi and optimus arent going to scale for a very very long time if at all

they sell cars at loss now 

Car company that barely sells cars keeps same CEO as they have had the entire time. Bullish

For Musk to receive his full compensation reward, Tesla’s market capitalization must be raised from $1.5 trillion as of Thursday to $8.5 trillion within 10 years, as well as other goals, which include selling 12 million more cars, 10 million autonomous driving subscriptions, operating 1 million Robotaxis and selling 1 million Tesla Bots, among others. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Our cars don’t fit in Japan you stupid fuck.

Meta, the company that spent billions and billions of dollars to build an ad platform targeting boomers for sales of used cars and recycled iPhones. “Omg, Meta is soooo innovative, what a crazy company, all hail Zuck.”

TSLA rally to 500 today, I can’t stop it, you can’t stop it, it’ll close and leap up to 550 after the 1T package gets approved, they will fucking stop producing cars and be like microstrategy with btc, but with TSLA shared instead, bitch will still be 500 in 10y but after 4 27:1 share splits

TSLA now a minority player in EU with 750 cars sold in Germany for October. Transition to tech company completing, load up Optimus

It's been 8 years since Elon said Tesla would have 1M robotaxis and four years since Twitter would have 1B users and Tesla would have full self driving. He went on Rogan and giggled like a school girl about having super secret flying cars within the year. The only explanation for Tesla stock is he owns it all and will never sell.

I wonder if stupid bers in Rockefellers day were like, "this oil bubble is gonna burst any moment! It's so over-valued! What even is this dirty ground water? Its not even good for anything! There's no profit! What do you mean it'll run cars and be the backbone of world economies? Fuck cars, that's a fad, I have a horse and you know what horses don't need? OIL! Puts on oil!" Bers never learn 😏 😂🤣

Tesla auto driving cars are really just indians in an office somewhere driving your car with a remote control.

Same... Let’s hope they don’t have cameras in the cars.

Oh I forgot they have 27 cars with safety drivers in 2 cities LMAO🤌

Was looking at TSLA last year shareholder meeting date just wondering if its a normal pump or dump day. It was dump in 2024 but not much, funny thing is stock was half the price of today, at the time they were selling more cars, they had more products being worked on (ie. at the time they also were making a huge GPU cluster - which they basically wrote off last quarter). They were voting to pay the CEO a measly 50 billion. Tomorrow 1Trillion, What a time to be alive.

Tesla bulls: “they can’t sell cars, but surely they will massively sell cars with robots driving them.”Is it brain damage or just stupidity? 🤔

Tesla sells 750 cars in Germany in October, worst month since May 2022 Elmo will be getting paid in cars as they wont have any money.

Tesla sold 511 cars in thre UK in October. Continues decline.

The key to success is to drive expensive cars

Got this great idea for a crypto company that makes electric cars which can then transform to a data center that also makes robots.  

If the guy promised to remove cars with illegal exhausts , that race and do POP POP POP all day long in Brooklyn, i would vote for even for Mambani

The new ultra wealthy hobby… Watching poor folks get their cars repossessed

ELon wants 1 trillion dollars for selling less cars and shitting all over Tesla What a retard

#Why do 95% of Americans drive like they are drunk or high all the time? Imagine being a nation so obsessed with cars, trucks, highways and driving and being such shitty ass drivers. LMAO🤌

Oil is likely to go way down in the next several years: * Deindustrialization in Europe * Stagnation in most of Latin America (everywhere except mexico and columbia) * China replacing all its cars with EVs and building out coal-to-chemicals capacity * China exporting a hundred million cheap EVs to the rest of the world * US attempting to take out a big chunk of Russia's income stream by flooding the market with new capacity from Venezuela, Guyana, Argentina, and Alaska

I wanted to sell one of my cars and it’s value is down 5g in the past two months. Buy high sell low…

Rivian launching an AI-Robotics company. They’re finally learning from Tesla: don’t sell cars, sell the hype

Nah, sumo wrestlers can move without a scooter. Would look more like bumper cars.

Can someone explain to me any case where Rivian doesn't go out of business? There is no demand for electric cars and they are burning a billion a quarter. What's the catalyst to turn this around?

I figured it out. Tesla are for FVGGOTS !! 75 percent of owners are male , 80 percent of Tesla owners are white. Average income above 150,000. What kinda rich white man drives a Tesla. I’ll give you a hint, the kind that like kedamine and butt stuff. Cars for the gays 🌈 in that case I’m fine with them depreciating and being shit cars. I hope all the queer drivers lose all their money for their gay car preferences, don’t forget to charge your cars / dildos

Self driving cars are years away. Their insane valuation had them basically priced in.

It's the new housing. Like, people will be living in their cars.

used cars are the future of humanity

and used cars

But do helicopters have Grok that will say bad words and talk about cumming all the time? I don’t think so. AI powered sky cars ftw

The flying car hype is really dumb. We’ve had flying cars for almost a century already- they’re called helicopters. They’re crazy expensive and crazy dangerous. Putting batteries in them isn’t going to revolutionize anything.

You ever get the idea that Tesla is kinda similar to that Nikola company. They promise bunch of stuff just deliver regular delays with more promises that won’t happen. Flying cars !? Human robot!? How about Tesla make an ai voice chat bot that has an actual conversation and can understand and talk to a human first. If we can’t do that how you expect the robots to work by themselves. Is it possible to stretch the earnings multiple… I can’t pull over any father I’m already pulled over officer

Flying cars dude? Zero chance, can you imagine the insanity. He's pumping nonsense to get the vote

TSLR sold 133 cars in Sweden in October but I’ll have to listen to Dan Ives tell me why it’s worth $600 a share today

tesla delivery in europoor down 97% nobody want those garbage cars here really

I was driving and missed the driveway because I saw 2 cars in front. it's going to take me at least 30 minutes to get drunk. he'll probably be gone by then but i'll give it a try

Sell them and buy calls and you can buy 4 cars

It’s hilarious how expensive cars are now. Won’t catch me lighting money on fire for a new one. Going to drive my $100k 25% APR 2024 cyber truck into the ground.

If Apple launches electric cars, every middle-class person would buy one for the showoff. The APPLE CAR might be a huge success. Apple might be cooking it already.

I'm fairly certain Elon is using his personal funds to buy the majority of TSLA stock and cars at this point

No this is insane. You getting where you're going 30 seconds early doesn't justify the hazard you create for everyone else by driving that fast around much slower moving cars. People like you are why cars kill as many people as guns in the US. In a sane country you would never be allowed to have a license.

Most Americans enjoy being in debt, driving cars they can barely afford; and living in houses that make them slaves and poor The banks love it

Flying CARS! Definitely tesler to $800 before end of year.