CARD

China holding the cards now, they about to drop the reverse card.

Trade Wars,Tariffs and WW3 couldn't break this market so Mr Market had to pull out the classic Regional banks run by retards card.

Never seen a more obviously orchestrated manipulation since the "Nvdia Deeepseek" lie back in spring.  Cant believe morons are actually panicking selling like this.  All banks have been known to be having credit borrowing frauds, but now, when whatever it is they want, maybe just benevolent to prevent a bubble, they have this card to play.  Thet can make up any shit they want any time they want to manipulate for whatever reason otlr just corrupt insider stuff. 

Getting my porn from OpenAI was not in my bingo card

Mr. Beast just trademarked “Mr. Beast Financial”. We’re getting Beast credit card before GTA 6

Really wish people would stop playing the orange wizard card.

At the end of my trading card binder I have a sleeve of 4 stamps that each say "Retarded Children Can Be Helped". That should be the official stamp of WSB.

Gold turns into meme stock was not in my 2025 bingo card

I just put my whole net worth and maxed out my credit card to eod puts. (no, im not joking)

The stellar sights mirrorpool with the kandinski-esque poster art is the prettiest magic card ever printed. Fight me.  Calls.

i may just sit this one out, this one is a wild card

The only money I have left to gamble is money that’s need so I’m not in credit card debt so Im too paralyzed to make any plays. Down 72.5k and I don’t think I’m getting it back 😭😭😭😭

Billion dollar AI idea. Create an AI that gets the exact recipe card from a blog, minus all the paragraphs of bullshit that comes before.

Lemme get a dominion energy gift card for Christmas pls thx

Tomorrow I get to cash out my profits this month and pay off my credit card :)

I feel like it's wrong to make Jesus a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card.

Any guesses on what Xi's card is

I have prestiged my credit card two times

I have mental illness. My Amazon account has $995 in points , Amazon Credit card has $20 in points, and from returns and giftcards I have $400. and I never fucking use that shit.

Don't worry rare earth friends, we are one tweet away from all time highs again. No way China instantly bends the knee after flexing that card

A girl I went out for several dates with, got along great with, good personality, etc just dropped that she has $75K of student debt and $12K on a credit card. Had to ghost her ass for that reason alone. Bitch, I’m out here trying to retire at 50

And for my next card I play pot of greed

The market started tanking when I swiped my crack with my Wells Fargo card

The new Monopoly game at MCDs is kind of a bummer, it’s just a card that shows the rich old guy and says “Sorry, you lose again - Give the bank $200 and go directly to jail. Also, jail healthcare isn’t free anymore you have to work to pay back any boo boos you might acquire while being shanked by MS13. Also, you’re being deported. And you’re no longer a citizen.”

oh you know, the market didnt give a fk about export control until taco wake up from his derange sleep and start escalating with 100% tariff threat. Who in their right mind wouldnt retaliate. It's clearly who's at fault here. Certain moron reveal the only card we have left after china ban nvda chip is ... cooking oil ? great job revealing that you have no card left and have to scrap for bottom of barrel.

Crypto bros got liquidated cuz of cooking oil was not on my 2025 bingo card 🤣🤣🖕🏻🖕🏻

Tacoman threatened to stop importing cooking oil from China... that's the weakest card he can play. In 2025, China's exports of used cooking oil (UCO) to the United States experienced a significant decline as the U.S. imposed a 125% import tariff on UCO from China

Let's play a game: Somebody post their credit card number, the expiration date, and the security code (three digits on the back) Whoever can buy the most shit with it before the poster realizes what they've done, wins

🥭 battling for soyboys wasn’t on my bingo card but here we are

Somehow, toilet paper will be on the tweet trade war bingo card by EOM.

Was this on anyone's bingo card today? Seed and agriculture-related stocks rallied in extended trading today: * Australian Oilseeds Holdings Limited (NASDAQ:COOT) up 240%   * Origin Agritech Limited (NASDAQ:SEED) up 85%,  * Arcadia Biosciences, Inc. (NASDAQ:RKDA) up 57%

Got my “bullion card” from APMEX so I can get that sweet sweet 5% back on gold But the fuckers only approved me for like 800 bucks of credit what the hell

brother, you run everything through a credit card with good cash back and pay the fucker off every month. there is zero excuse not to do this. i got the schwab platty with a gold card and it's like 4.4% back on restaurants and groceries all directly into my brokerage for gambling. it's like $1400 a year in card fees but theres a lot of perks that give that value back to you

I didn't have Bush's Baked Beans crashing the market on my bingo card

Omaha Steaks is the biggest ripoff ever. Just sell the gift card if someone gives one to you because they have all these shady tricks at checkout.

This morning I asked what the next play was after rare earths. Cooking oil was not on my bingo card.

100% did not have cooking oil embargo on my 2025 bingo card.

I did not have soybean circuit breakers on my 2025 bingo card.

Just got a shiny new credit card offer from Wells Fargo. Puts!!

Same thing as to buy with cash vs card

Walmart partnering with OpenAI was not on my bingo card for the year!

Well waking up to my 558 puts being in the money was not on my bingo card

I didn't have Barron becoming a WSB legend on my bingo card, got me there.

#JENSEN GLAZING 🥭 WAS NOT ON MY BINGO CARD.

When I told my Dad I finally achieved WSB flair he took my credit card away and I’m 38

Mark Cuban backs credit card for low FICO people that uses your car (even if not paid off) as equity. 30% APR. Lmao. A depreciating asset, with competing title liens, to serve as equity? Lmao. Bubbles got a while to go.

TA people think they are card counting at a Vegas poker table. And I guess you are, if the rules also allow world leaders to come in at any time and flip the table at any given moment

Citi bank keeps offering me a real low interest loan on my American Airlines card and I’m really tired of being poorish. I’m running out of will power not YOLOing it on calls tomorrow. Worst case scenario I just kill myself!

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“So you put $5,000 on a credit card to trade crypto, and in five years you turned it into $9 million?” “Yes Dave” “And you then lost it all in twenty minutes, and in those five years you never paid off the credit card which now has a $28,600 balance?” “That’s correct Dave”