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Alright I've maxed out my credit card cash advances, taken out as many personal loans as I could, and taken 100% of the equity out of my home. Tomorrow, I will buy $200,000 worth of 0DTE SPX puts at open.

Kinda wack that you actually have to pay for the charges on your credit card

Debt card

Lost so much gambling last night woke up to my bank turning off my debt card

Maxing out my credit card on gold, silver, and Pokémon cards a few weeks ago was the play

Your hair is also a part of attractiveness so you should wear a hat if you don't know what hairstyle works with your face (which most people don't). With a hat people have to judge your attractiveness based on your face card alone. I get more looks for women when I'm wearing a hat.

lose 2k gambling "is what it is gg onto the next one." spend $500 on my credit card bill "broooo BRO this is ridiculous I need to get my spending under control what the fuck dude 500 is insane."

Gotta go drive to my dads house to wash his car so he pays my credit card 

*Canada playing monopoly, picks up chance card.* You play mean commercial during the World Series. +10% tariffs.

honestly, i dunno what the game is, but it's not a card game... maybe carrot and stick? that seems more like the type of game imho

spot on! wikipedia says "The game is very similar to the Hong Kong climbing card games Big Two, and the Chinese game Zheng Shangyou, to the Vietnamese game Tien Len, and to Western card games like President and The Great Dalmuti."

Wen Pokémon card rug pull

Couldn't I technically hire a magician to come and do card tricks just for me? Would they refuse the booking? 👁️👄👁️ 🃏

Alright, so the market in general didn’t like NBIS at 141 - this caused motherfuckers to press the sell button. The market decided it did indeed like NBIS again at 94, and recovered about half of the drop because people have a Pavlovian response to dips at the moment You can pay for this insight with cash, credit card, crypto, property, or labubus. Tyfyattm

CPI numbers are faker than Melonia marrying taco for a real marragie to get her green card

Man I want that card so bad

How do I use my EBT card to buy options?

Trade negotiation with Canada over. Orange just pulled an Ace card out for the bers.

This is what we guys need to do, go to Walmart and buy out all beyond meat stock you can get your hands on, you are out on corporate trip? That’s right whip that card out, buy the fake meat, and probably throw it in the bin, 3 months of this, one insanely good earnings and we are at 20, then we can all dump it 😍😍

The right card says 152,119 lbs narcotics.

Grown men gambling their only money on OPEN and Meat are even worse than children stealing their parents credit card for Fortnite skins 

I just paid off the last of my credit card debts :) Now I can yolo more into SPY 0DTE

cathie wood saving my HOOD calls I already wrote off as a total loss was not on my bingo card today

Prediction Green tomorrow 🟩 because reverse card

Mods engaging in market manipulation by enticing people to buy minimum 50K worth of BYND in order to get visibility was not on my bingo card.

Whelp, that was fun, made 3k and will pay off my last credit card that I've still got debt on. Good luck to anyone still in fake meat, I hope it moons for you guys.

this morning i found a gift card that i had received back at Christmas in my wallet with $5.88 left on it. used that to pay for my breakfast today. that's my win for the day

gf telling me about the $15 xbox gift card she got for me, but she has no clue about the thousands i evaporated over the past two weeks

Why would people use scam altmans browser. Last thing I want is chatgpt knowing my credit card number

Why is everyone trying to give me a credit card?

The fact that the president can just open his mouth and fuck your calls is so fucking funny, it's a casino with someone holding a card of yours.

Trap card: Premarket Dump Effect: opponent panics the fuck out and sells everything while missing out on gains in market hours

WSB becoming the primary hiring agency for Wendy’s was not on my 2025 bingo card 

A few years ago when I was deep in the credit card churning game, I considered maxing out my cards on Costco gold bars. 12–18 months @ 0% interest. Looks like I’ll continue my “never wrong, always early” trend. 😩

Yeah, SPY closing above 670 was definitely not on my bingo card. I’ve decided I don’t like today.

Sold some covered calls and didn't realize card transfers aren't processing on webull today so I could buy them back. I may be slightly fuk.

KLAR debit card has millions of customers before launch.. Any other company that would triple market cap.. This thing fell on the news. 🤡🤡🤡🤡

🌈🐻 be tryin to tip the stripper with a credit card

lose your v card behind Wendy's first. first time on the house.  

First it was the new digital currency - but how is it different from credit card? Then it was a store of wealth - but then why are the biggest buyers (the government) not buying it? Now it will rally because it did before...

"U.S. margin debt just hit $1.1 trillion, the highest ever. That means investors have borrowed over a trillion dollars to buy more stocks. In September alone, they borrowed another $67 billion. And now, the SEC is being asked to approve something called 5x leveraged ETFs, which would let people borrow five times the amount they invest. In simple terms: investors are already loaded with debt, and now some firms want to hand them an even bigger credit card."

Far OTM weeklies using credit card cash advance

I think the AI rally still has tremendous leg. Nvda to 220. Amd to 300. Orcl to 420.69. Tesla to 1069.420. Pltr to 300. At least to this much according to my imagination, so if you guys now agree with me let me exchange my shares to pay off my credit card debt

I learn new lessons all the time and I keep getting better every week. My latest lesson learned is when you’re down and out in the market the market likely will give you a get out of bad trade free card. You get one! After that you’re back to bleeding money until your contracts are worthless. You get roughly one shot at getting back to even or slightly up and that’s your cue to get out. If you don’t and start feeling greedy then the market will punish you

Bro I filed bankruptcy almost 3 years ago. I had every card maxed. Don't listen to the other guy about hookers and blow. Pleasure seeking activities are for weak man. Go talk to bankruptcy lawyers. You can guess all you want but you won't know till someone reviews your specific case. At the very worst they will put you in a chapter 11 which will put you on a payment plan for 4 years based on your expenses and income ratio. Its all based on income and expenses and what is fair to the creditors and debtor. It's called a fresh start for a reason 

Double down, take a credit card balance transfer and put in all on MSTR calls

Banks are fine, housing is fine, the dollar is fine, trade is fine, AI isn't a bubble, credit card usage is fine, savings accounts are fine, government shutdown is fine, Russia wants peace, everything is fine. Trust the government, they are great with money!

Gave my girlfriend my credit card to get groceries today, She says "Damn babe you must have had a good week with your stocks this week, I feel like a stay at home girlfriend" couldn't bring myself to tell her that she's dating a military grade retard.

By raising the ask of over spot the past two weeks aggressively on American silver eagles APMEX now has options to buy ases at $8.99 over spot when you pay in cash $10+ with card this now lets the price of silver drop temporarily to clean the call gamblers. This is an example of why it is physical or nothing. Ases are valued at $60+ while market only says $52.5.

does anyone have the yu gi oh card of the cheeto where it says "immediately halves your portfolio"