CARD

Meta just casually dumps $8 to kill my calls. Thank you citadel. I will have to send Kenny G a card with what I can salvage.

The rocket emoji really has become the calling card of the Moron hasn't it.

Overdraft my debit card 25k and full port calls spy 690 0dte call?

AI race has activated unlimited liquidity card 😮‍💨

I have a poke mon card worth 5k. Clown world. Why are normies taking out loans to buy poke mon cards?

I’m eyeing a 0% interest for 15 months credit card loan. 3% transaction fee. Why would I NOT do this for 25k to cover living expenses while I put 100% of my paycheck into my 401k? Especially with a 50% company match, which will true-up by the first quarter. Then once the IRA is maxed, simply shovel the excess take-home into SGOV to sit, wait, and earn interest until just before the promo 0% interest ends? Front-loading tax advantaged IRA contributions while delaying taxes.

AMZN of all the companies saving the market today was not on my Bingo card. Fucking hell, what a finish.

Rddt uno reverso card

Went to scan my Costco card and I accidentally had spy chart pulled up. Still worked tho

Credit card companies with lower volume, fast food restaurants with lower sales, it's like they are trying to tell us that poor people have run out of money

Last card to play to save this market this week and into next...gov re-opens

That’s pikachu ex, he can’t play that card till last.

The earnings were record high, but he just charged the Wall Street credit card a few million dollars to put cash aside.

Seems the nuke card was not effective.

Meta isn't just down because of the tax charge, it's down because people realize that Zuck has the credit card out again and is spending shareholder money on a bet on AGI. I don't care what the revenue growth is -- he's lighting your earnings on fire just like he did with the metaverse. How the fuck have you forgotten the metaverse?

When dafuq do I get my shiny new sapphire reserve card? Jammee Diamond pls

Trump China meeting is the wild card

Funny thing is I was about to sell CCs about a minute before Jensen announced the partnership yesterday. I immediately cleared my order card and said NVM 🤣

She uses your credit card but my dick.

that trump tariff wizard card going to be played tonight?

JPow just got on my Christmas card list after today

Our government racking up debt like a 6 year old with their mom’s credit card

VIX dropping into Jpow was not on my bingo card

On my JPow bingo card: “exuberance” “froth” “overextended” “unsustainable” “bubble”

People fantasizing about “JPow wanting to go out with a cut to be remembered by leaving on an upward economy”…be definition the Fed is in place to make tough deflation and create balance…he’d arguably be remembered forever if he wild card hiked🤷‍♂️

The NVDA call earnings are going towards a new graphics card. It’s only fair

did anyone else have herpes and hepatitis infected research monkeys on the loose on their bingo card

Huffy with the streamers and a basket. And don't forget the baseball card in the spokes. 

Your graphics card when you were on your PC? Every computer with that RTX glowing?

Yeah.  I somehow simultaneously think they are making payments in futuristic ways, but ALSO think they still use sticks, twigs, and promises, instead of silly VISA or Discover Card.  

Robinhood didn't give me the solid gold bar. Nor gold card invite. What a scam. Gonna liquidate account and cancel gold.

$NAKA is a pump and dump scheme ran by a balding retard named David F. Bailey running a bitcoin treasury/med card distribution. If you buy this stock you’re a retard

Wallstreet suddenly realizes theyre a fucking graphics card company that is entirely dependent on circular revenue schemes, everyone wanting to pay out the ass for LLM chatbots, every company on earth being too stupid to make a competitive product forever, and China not invading their only source of chips in Taiwan.

Why is VISA a thing? With phones, software, and the most stable, stable coin that moment, who needs a credit card or their data interchange? VISA better figure out their future or they will be the dialup modem. Go to China or Japan and you'll see the future.

I got an NVDA graphics card

If somone asked you 10 years ago which company would take over the world u wouldnt have said the graphics card one

there is some guy in here trying to explain to his grandma what a graphics card does and why its worth an early inheritance. she flipped him off and wet farted at him

Chop ? What the fuck do you know about chop ? Spy: ill chop your fucking credit card in half It indeed did chop my account in half (Choppity chop chop session)

People still playing Sofi like it's anything more than a student credit card. 2025 and they still don't even have options trading. Meanwhile First Bank of Mango ( $DJT ) over here launching event contracts.

Pypl really pulled the open AI trump card

openai paypal wasnt on my bingo card LOL

I dk it’s like a shiny charizard Pokemon card Always gonna be valuable but how much more growth and can there be more growth in labubus

He also promised green card to students...soooo

Sure did, wild card

A buddy of mine waited like 12 years to go from H1B to green card at Amazon and jumped ship to Chewy as soon as he was able to. Seems like he made the right decision considering he got stock options during fall 2023.

So excited to finally get invited to Chauncey Billups card game, I heard I'm gonna get to meet all kinds of NBA guys!

I'm a bit of a wild card when it comes to investing but I'm proud to say I've got +$2300 today using my whacky AMZN, GOOG, BABA, strategy. Anyways, how's that fake meat play going?

I did not get "IBM getting into Crypto" on my bingo card at all.. not.. at.. all. wtf.

Listen to me, this is total bullshit I made a mobile order with Carrabas, I updated the tip $ to 0%, and after I clicked pay with my credit card it automatically updated the tip to 18% Wtf kind of bullshit is that 😒 😑 🙄 😐 😤

I have moms credit card