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Everyone: "Holy fucking shit futes are up $12!!!!!!!! bERz R FOk" If that is your standard of success, I only have one card for you. I'll let you guess what it is.

I'm not. Just treated myself to a $500 espresso machine from Costco today. I used my credit card for the rewards, but will pay it off in full at the statement due date.

Finding out Trump took Bill Clinton to the Burlington Throat Factory was not on my 2025 Bingo Card

🐻: I play my AI bubble card. SPY's life points will slowly drain away tehehe 🤭. And on top of this I summon Michael Burry in defense mode! Your move 😏 🐂: You have played well bear. But you are no match for my next cards. I summon Berkshire Hathaway in attack mode and play my Opening in Alphabet card! The effects of your AI bubble are negated! NOW BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY, ATTACK HIS MICHAEL BURRY!!!! 🐻: nOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

Too many people are expecting an AI crash which means it won't happen. The market will crash when Pokemon card values crash. I still see grown ass adults lining up at Target and Gamestop for Pokemon cards. Bears will be in shambles for a while.

When im feeling Nutty ile get my Debit Card down to $3.50 and try and fill up exactly the amount left in gasoline, Just so the banks can lick their lips to me messing up and getting their vulturous overdraft fee.

Even credit cards not safe from inflation. New card is flimsy af

The awkward moment when you get a $100 gift card for food delivery, but you don't really want to use it because: 1. The menu prices are more expensive 2. The driver may take longer to get the food vs. you getting it yourself 3. The driver may eat your food 4. The driver wants a big tip

I had all of this on my bingo card

I took a $32k/10% APR credit card loan and went all-in on RDDT this week.

For search DuckDuckGo. For a browser Firefox. For videos Firefox+UBlockOrigin gets you YouTube with no ads, even blocks sponsored ads. I use Android phones through T-Mobile because they have an unlimited everything no contract plan that you can pay monthly on any card even gift cards, no ID required. Burner accounts tied to nothing except security camera footage.

"Extremely very credible reports of one President having sucked off another" was...actually I did have that on my 2025 bingo card. I am lucky that way.

I did not have that in my bingo card…

Announcement from WH: Tariffs dividend will be paid in from of a $25 Chipotle gift card

🥭 and Monica Lewinsky likes the same thing wasn’t on my bingo card

#Who played UNO reverse card? I owe you dinner

Imagine being a gay hedge fund manager and trying to tank this market so you can finally buy in and show your investors profitability before year end, but every dip just gets bought out like crazy by a bunch of degens maxing out their moms credit card.  It’s not what’s happening, but I like to imagine that it is 

Pltr going straight up was not on my bingo card

Going to spend my day low balling people on their pokemon card collections on Facebook marketplace

and i signed up for the bass pro credit card yesterday

SHITE IS FAKER THAN MELONIA'S GREEN CARD MARRAIGE

MY ROBINHOOD GOLD CARD WILL BE DELIVERED SOON ONCE MY EBT CARD RELOADS, ILL BE BALLIN

To whomever won my $3,000 today, please dm me for my address to send the thank you card

🥭 giving Clint sloppy toppy was not on my bingo card holy cow he's fucked

P.s., the bank that issues the Robin HOOD card is garbage. HOOD, and users, deserve better...I hope the delay is them switching providers

How are you getting 5%? Also just got the card

If any of you are waiting on the Robin HOOD "gold" credit card. I've had it since May, and evidently still in the minority. It's alrite. 3% but I use other cards. Cause even tho pain in ass, if select category, it's 5%

Portfolio down 10k but I pulled a rare one piece tcg card so I dunno it doesn't feel as bad

This is what I’ve been saving my V card for, for the last 34 years. That’s how it works right?

Generational bagholding opportunity on Nvidia Do you really think a graphics card company is worth 5 trillion cause these stupid regards on TV told you so LMAO

The 50 year mortgage talk, the huge amount of PE portfolios that can't exit, the cracks showing in the auto loan market l, the huge record setting credit card debt, government spending out of control. Folks, these are all signs we are walking towards a liquidity cliff. The good news is that cliff is still a ways off and SPY 700 is happening by EoY.

I did not have googl getting rekt for no reason on my bingo card

Is Robinhood gold card worth it?

SOFI dicking down HOOD lately not on my bingo card.

All the credit card processing companies crashing, i think the market is trying to re-iterate that consumer is fucked

Anyone know when my ebt card will be reloaded?

ber will try to finance car with ebt card lmao 🤌

silver outperforming gold this year was not on my bingo card

Now that I’ve lost all my money on puts maybe I’ll qualify for an EBT card

It's so easy to buy a pizza at 20% interest with a Pizza Hut credit card. The buy it now economy is in full swing. Calls for the call back to the roaring 20s

hiding the jobs data like it's a bad report card

So fucked rn. Lost 90% of my port. My job didn’t pay me. My debit card is negative 170$ and i owe the bank a 10k payment December 1st. Im actually debating robbing an atm or something

I'm trying to cancel my robinhood gold card and they make you do everything by text message no live operators for their credit card. Complete clown show!

Travelling for work today. First thing I did was leave early so I could buy breakfast on the company card. Second thing I did, was arrive at the warehouse, then order chinese food to pick up on the way back home.. on the company card.

Welcome to the party Boomer. Here is your AARP card and Facebook profile

i lost my fuckin debit card guh

\*swings flaccid beaten up donger\* still here, still standing. Michael Burry aint got nothing on my NVDA Jensen Card Collection.

using my wife's boyfriend's credit card to buy more $PGY

this is like a god damn rosetta stone - from Axios: The fastest-growing brands among those earning more than $100k: Gemini OpenAI WhatsApp Amazon Prime Secured Card Canva The fastest growing brands among those earning between $50k and $99.9k: DoorDash MTV Tostitos Frank's Red Hot Sauce Fruit of the Loom The fastest growing brands among those earning less than $50k: Discount Tire Great Value French Fried Potatoes Zoom Chime Sargento

Ah what would we do without the good old trusty 30-50 year mortgage and the 7 year car loan & 25% interest credit card