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There was a GTX1080Ti in the files. It's over for nvda. That card was the tits

All macro economic problems solved because the graphics card company sold a bunch of chips.

Boss just gave me a $50 gift card. Can I buy calls with it?

Guys I have something I need to get off my chest. In August I stole my grandmas credit card and ordered 300,000,000 Blackwell GPUs and sent them to a fake address in Mozambique. I don’t think the ship has landed at the port yet but someone is going to be very angry when my grandma reads her credit card statement and cancels her card/those orders. What do I do?

At Costco paying with my Amazon Prime card to keep these bitches humble

Hello Sar do not redeem the card!!!! Do not redeem!!!

If Nvidia doesn’t break $195 I’m going to overclock my graphics card if you know what I mean

Yeah sure let's put the health of the entire financial market on the hands of a graphic card company that makes some neat chat bots

If I can't pay my credit card debt can I get a government bailout as well?

Wow the market pumping because of the leaked Jensen Huang and Trump sex tape was not in my bingo card!

The idea that bulls have a single card left is silly. Most of the most powerful people on earth are deeply invested in keeping the US stock market chugging along. Zoom out. You see the line go up? That shit’s not an accident.

Bols have a single card left... They think a singular event, tonight, will save the market. Bless their hearts. I'm curious to see how the narrative evolves when it doesn't pan out.

we all have an old af nvidia gamer card box somewhere in our closet. geforce something. you can't make this shit up.

Lisa Su sitting next to ronaldo at the Whitehouse dinner with jensen a few seats down was not on my bingo card

Yeah if this the euphoric pre earnings pump we are done for. Wild card would be an indication of rate cuts at fomc meeting.

I get nervous when I have $500 on my credit card and always pay it off within like 2 weeks What the fuck. How is that possible you have $100k cc debt

>100k credit card debt How?

100k credit card debt wow dude you belong here.

I have 25k liquid and 100k credit card debt. If I go all in on 11/21 NVDA 200c and it hits I’ll have enough to pay it off and pay taxes. Do I do it? Reposting this cause my dumbass accidentally said 400c before

I have 25k liquid and 100k credit card debt. If I go all in on 11/21 NVDA 400c and it hits I’ll have enough to pay it off and pay taxes. Do I do it?

NVDA was not real, PCs never needed something called graphics card, Jensen ate the earnings rip market 

Seems like bulls only have one card left and it's NVDA earnings. We already know they'll meet expectations, it's priced in. Clinging to NVDA earnings is just pathetic desperation and deep down you know it. You know everything is fucked. We're going down no matter what.

When will I get to apply for the Robinhood credit card, I’m still on the waitlist. Using the Coinbase card for now 2.5% every purchase

Anyone else have drunk shitposting on a Tuesday in November as part of their bingo card?

Too many regards holding puts tomorrow, MMs will uno reverse card NVDA ER

Nope. You just have to remember to get your card punched by the end of the day. Otherwise, it doesn't count.

doubt it - Bondi's gonna pull the "active investigation" card

Imma max out my credit card and leave the country at this point

saudia arabia saving the market was not on my bingo card

What could go wrong? Markets not sure what our economic metrics are, govt spending like a frat bro with dads credit card at a strip club, a tech bubble that requires an energy grid that doesn't exist, and a 🥭 who has the attention span of an Adderall addict on meth.

Buffet buying the $GOOG top was not on my 2025 bingo card.

I’ll be wealthy regardless. I’ll save the coping for pats fans after wild card weekend ;)

🌽 might lose the 90k support. I’m not a 🌽 investor by any means—only had $10k for some online transactions I didn’t want to pay using my credit card. Wonder when it would be a good time to take that money out?

Demis hasbais shitposting was not on my bingo card

SPY lost its V card

Its OK for patriots to short Chinese stocks. Not saying to do it, just letting you know that your red, white, and blue card will still be intact.

Only have 2 dollars in my bank account right now and 11100 in credit card debt but I have 3000 in UNH calls which are down 20% . What the fuck is wrong with me

did not have NVDA selling off before earnings on my AI Bubble Bingo card

been thinking about starting an OshiPush card collection... that or Elestrals

$FI LEAPS after that massive stock price drop (8-year low) As of 2025, the largest payment processing company in the world - by volume of merchant payments handled is Fiserv, which owns First Data and the popular Clover POS system. Key Facts About Fiserv: * Merchant Transactions Processed: Over $2.4 trillion annually * Number of Merchants: Serves over 6 million businesses globally * Global Reach: Operates in 100+ countries * Fiserv handles everything from small business card payments to large-scale enterprise processing, making it the biggest player in the merchant acquiring space

BREAKING: New "America Card" card offers financing for taco bell, Wendys, McDonalds at 75% APR, that's 5% lower than initially thought thanks to extreme negotiations by the whitehouse

My god, i hope its the horse.... that would make my 2025 bingo card cum

I fucking hate the video card stock so much

I mean, besides that one game card stock, this is gonna be a pretty telling earnings week. Lots of Gyna tech earnings; XPENG and Zeeker on autos and Baidu on AI accelerators. Home Depot and Lowes will be a pretty big bellweather on how tariff exposure is biting, they're some of the most forward-facing small business suppliers. Palo Alto Networks is probably gonna rip if NVDA does, Target's gonna probably end up as red as it's logo, and we finish the week with the most American combo I can think of; Walmart and Copart. And, if you can read the news, there's a hell of a lot of potential volatility factors going down. Whatever happens this week, I sure as fuck don't think it's gonna be flat.

Record credit card debt

The only friends are scammers on TikTok who want my credit card <3

Woman dances with junk food after her grandmothers EBT card was accidentally credited $2,500 for November instead of the typical $225. First of all, Shame on the gov for being reckless with the People’s funds. And Shame on this ... for finding joy in leaching off of others.

$FI LEAPS after that massive stock price drop (8-year low) As of 2025, the largest payment processing company in the world - by volume of merchant payments handled is Fiserv, which owns First Data and the popular Clover POS system. Key Facts About Fiserv: * Merchant Transactions Processed: Over $2.4 trillion annually * Number of Merchants: Serves over 6 million businesses globally * Global Reach: Operates in 100+ countries * Fiserv handles everything from small business card payments to large-scale enterprise processing, making it the biggest player in the merchant acquiring space

Everyone: "Holy fucking shit futes are up $12!!!!!!!! bERz R FOk" If that is your standard of success, I only have one card for you. I'll let you guess what it is.

I'm not. Just treated myself to a $500 espresso machine from Costco today. I used my credit card for the rewards, but will pay it off in full at the statement due date.