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you have activated my trap card

Nvidia can go back selling gaming graphics card. It will be fine guys 😉

*This user is the digital equivalent of a high-interest credit card: chaotic, expensive, and ready to go nuclear at any moment. Essentially, they're the person who argues about the national debt while deciding if an architect is a werewolf.*

>31% of credit card users are still paying off last years Christmas shopping. #LMAO🤌

$2,000 for a 5090, and that's just the joke MSRP price. $500+ on top of that in actual retail just to run modern un-optimized games that look shittier than ever with no soul in them. Mark my words, Nvidia will be humbled and selling its top tier graphics card for a fraction of that cost in <5 years. 3DFX remembers. Edit: TLDR: AMD Radeons were the premier bitcoin miners at first, but AMD's not the "Nvidia of Bitcoin mining" now though.

Dude I have 50k in NVDA calls and I have no idea wtf they do other than I bought a NVDA graphics card for my laptop in like 2006 and they do AI.

I’m gonna start charging $380 a year for an inverse Burry sub stack. Full disclosure, I’m just going to take his posts and have AI write the inverse. Please leave your credit card in the comments for pre access.

We had these things called checks, they were like a debit card except your drew it yourself on paper every time you wanted to buy something.

my rock is so card

Man when you zoom out to the 2000's on the SPY chart you can really see how nonsensical the options driven market has become. Look at the volume compared to 2008ish, aint a damn thing going on on the stock market compared to the mid 2000's. Its all just dark pool/options manipulated perma pump. F this Im maxing out my credit card on silver at the pawn shop lol. Thats my new investment strategy.

Could sell them like rare baseball card nft’s

Michael Burry becoming a grifter wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card

They don't buy shit, their white bosses do. I'm stuck behind them in line waiting for them to do a phone sale, heavily challenged by a language barrier, because their boss doesn't trust them enough to give them cash or his card. I spend over 50k a year there and I want them to prioritize me not some damn illegal that should not be here 

You’re getting a $100 Amazon gift card

What happend to stargate, golden card, golden dome, he is like a kid that dreams up random ideas and gets bored of them after a week

Woke MTG resignation was not on my bingo card

All my credit card debt gone. Plenty leftover to have emergency fund. https://preview.redd.it/qnq1hozist2g1.png?width=635&format=png&auto=webp&s=bdf05e4bbbe40cbc2d04351f8e224fcecbb50843

🥭 glazing Zohran in the Oval in the year of our lord 2025 was not on my bingo card

MTG quitting and leaving (before Jan 6th LMFAO) AND mangussy the pedo in chief GLAZING Mamdaddy was NOT on my bingo card wtaf is happening am I tripping?

Post Malone bought "The One Ring" MTG card for like 2 milly.

The dude on my Reddit app looks weird. It’s changed. What gives? Holiday? Like when Trader Joe’s does the turkey cluck on their credit card machines at Thanksgiving? I think that’s a huge TJ fail. I’m not liking Reddit dude either.

Government shutdown will do that, fed lisa just pretty much said that private credit is in desperation for a bail out right now which is why yesterday happened. 4% drops don’t just happen in 2 hours. The fed is going to play the liquidity card to prevent GFC 2.0 private credit edition. It willl be at the expense of the middle class because inflation is about to go crazy again. We’re probably about to get a 2021 market all over again.

ian and Bhad Bhabie collab was not on my bingo card for 2025

Feels like we’re playing 3 card monte

They had to pull out the rate cut card just to avoid paying all those puts

Im down 38K on my Pokemon card investment. My wife is going to leave me this time for real.

bears: seto kaiba with 3 blue eyes white dragons and a god card bulls: joey with time wizard and the power of friendship

So trumpstein is literally playing his last card to pump the markets by forcing Ukraine into a cruel and unfair capitulation. Nice. However from december there are no more cards left and he can only blame Obama or Joe

I've been waiting to do this...you activated my trap card! Rule #2: "When USFR > VT, rebalance by moving 33% of the difference (USFR − VT) into VT and the same amount into Corn.” I just rebalanced into the dip, using rules and strategy. I have no emotions. I am machine.

"Trump slashes Brazil food tariffs in latest effort to lower grocery prices President Donald Trump eliminated tariffs on agricultural products from Brazil with an executive order Thursday, his latest move to try to lower grocery prices." reverse regard card

head faking usa.. 3 card monte, pick your poison, bubble vs the options makers

Cramer's wife has a black card, calls on AXP

Cramer with a humble brag that he owns Black Card.

Reverse uno card

Rate cut odds flying higher was not on my bear bingo card :/

The market may be down but I just put new reciever and PS5 pro on the credit card. Christmas is coming regardless of 🌽 meltdown.

Btc going tits up was not on my 2025 bingo card… I should have known tho when it came out that Mr pedo funded btc core lol

Nvidia is a scam. I bought a graphics card 5 years ago and it ran everything I put it through on ultra. Now I'm supposed to buy another to play ultra again. Circular horseshit Anyway puts everywhere

pokemon card the new bitcoin

Funny how my pokemon card collection has outperformed every stock I've owned since 2021

Got my Robinhood credit card after 2 years. Will I get laid by the waitresses now?

Really attractive credit card offers at the checkout stand when you're buying your $9 banana

At least Deloitte let me do a virtual interview today. Maybe I’ll be able to pay off my credit card debt this year. 😭

Merchant credit card processing company and some other banking shit 

Only comfort I have is that tomorrow is opex and it’s possible it can be a wild card kinda day. If not it’s truly joever

I also have 100k+ credit card limits. May be I can use that to pay off the personal loan later. Thanks for the help! :)

Don't forget Orange man had a trump card to make the market skyrocket. Trade deal with Canada.

$2,000 NVDA gift card stimulus for all Americans, graciously financed by NVDA

I guess the entire economy wasn't saved by the graphics card company :/