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🥭 now classifying Fentanyl a WMD. Congrats America, you’re going to foot the bill for another meaningless Iraq style war, this time in Venezuela.

Big Beautiful Bill

Not their call, it’s in Mango’s bill that passed.

Ty! To clarify, she was getting the surgery regardless of my plays today because I always have plenty of extra cash. It’s just nice to look forward to her feeling better and not even think about the bill.

Not too serious, just removing a bladder stone to make her more comfortable. Was going to be an annoying $3k bill and it’s nice to not have to think about it now.

Agreed on all pts some diff for first, yes the 5yr locks in that rate, but its also a weighing of liquidity. One could go for the 3M bill for 1-2 quarters and once thats up the 5YR might go up alot by that 2nd point, after all... not much time was sacrificed by locking up that cash on the shorter termed bills.

Why the hell would anyone buy a 5Y bond for 3.73% if they could just grab 3M bill for 3.63% rate? ps:>! i dont deal in bonds, but this is an indicator for equities!<

was Bill Ackman retarded from the start or did brain rot get him

Anyone dumb enough to try and do this has a broken portfolio. This is an unstable gamble unless you think Charlie munger was an idiot. No sane person bets against Elon. Deciding not to buy Tesla stock is an understandable take but buddy you’re now on a team with bill gates and sergey brin. And brins only on your team because Elon broke up his marriage fucking his wife in a bathroom during a party. Cuck wager straight up 

Five reasons why the U.S. economy will be fine in 2026 i) One Big Beautiful Bill to add 0.3-0.4pp to GDP growth, via consumer and capex stimulus. ii) Rate cuts iii) Trade policy should turn more supportive for growth regardless of whether the IEEPA tariffs are overturned. iv) AI-related investment to continue to support the economy v) Base effects from the recent governement shutdown to mechanically boost ‘26 GDP growth

Favorable tax treatment for capex and property in the One Big Beaitiful Bill will primarily help investment in AI data centers It will also help with restoring, but not as helpful

My brother (an MRI tech) said he’d do my brother no worries! 3 weeks later, my lil bro gets a bill for $4900. Older brother says pranked ya

I got taken to the ER Friday for a seizure Ambulance bill was $4,360 and the hospital was 2 blocks away

"u mining magic internet tokens with that electricity bill, dawg?"

"ATH incoming!" yeah on your grocery bill

Bill Gates being a pedo. Puts on msft.

Trump signing miracle on ice bill. How about signing a miracle on the market bill?

I cant believe how many of you still peddle weed stocks. It didnt work last time, congress didnt pass it last time, mango signing some bill wont change it this time. Just sell and move on

How fitting all the AI stocks crash the day after he signs a "great AI bill".

big bootyful bill wen

So, any of you guys appeared in Epstein’s photos? Donald, you ok? Bill?

Tilray up 30% ah for a bill to allow medicinal home grow in Florida? 🤣

Big Beautiful Bill

Some senator introduced a new cannabis bill.

Which why did they even put more restrictions on with the last bill congress passed.

Don't get too excited, democratic Florida state senator introduced a bill (which means it'll fail) for home cultivation and weedstock bros are getting yippy

Why’d everything AI tank at the same time AH? Bill Gaytes release an onlyfans?

Bill & Tim putting that work in to send the market to ATHs. The two you can always count on

This new bill that just passed looks to be really bad for crypto

me and my man Bill gettin rich... I knew buying that random MSFT dip was the move

Googl calls was my light bill money

Do you guys think the MMs sit around a table like "sorry bill; today Microsoft is taking a hit so apple can fly" or "hey Larry, were gonna drop your net worth but only for a little while, we wanna make money off Oracle but the stocks to heavy right now"

A crisp $100 bill, that's how far i am away for each of my ORCL shares from break even :(

"Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself." ~Bill Murray

Fuc Bill Gates

GPUS WIN: Your power bill goes up 40% and your house's water pressure drops like it got a kidney stone so that Silicon Valley VC pricks can make bank and steal your jobs TPUS WIN: Cheap, efficient AI for everybody, America and the whole world wins, GOOGL + POET + LWLG have a baby and everybody's rich. Deepseek cures cancer NVDA GANG ARE THE VILLAINS. BUY GOOGL

Jesus, $40B of T-bill buys per month? Isn't that nearing, like, pull-out-of-crisis levels?

• Fed cuts rates by 25 bps • Median projection maintains 25 bps of cuts in 2026 • Fed will begin Treasury bill purchases on Dec 12 • Fed to buy $40B in T-bills over the next 30 days If you're not f\*cking buying then you really do belong in a gheybear cave.

• Fed will begin Treasury bill purchases on Dec 12 • Fed to buy $40B in T-bills over the next 30 days QE IS BACK surely UP only

Have you ever had to pay 50k in taxes and had 300k in options while the bill came in? I have it fucking sucks.

I just want to see Jerome come out in the yellow kill bill suit welding a hattori hanzo sword 🗡️

Can we also arrest Bill Ackman

Okay price it out and let us know the final bill, one on earth and one in space

So a customer with money- their overall bill will likely be more money but they are getting higher quality products and service vs the “I’m broke just get me by” customer- the customer with money is getting much better value for their dollar But 100% equal jobs- no. If anything I’d probably give the higher income customer a slightly better deal hoping to build a relationship for future business vs the customer who doesn’t have money and I’ll probably never see again

for senators to pass a bill to toss a few shekels to the poors so we can get by on an extra jar of mayo

it won’t happen anyway, they’re gonna try push bill clinton being investigated to inadvertently block it

For all you poors out there I have a solution to affording Xmas presents: Get one $100 bill, gather everyone around. Now you hand the person on your right the $100 bill. They hand it to the next person etc etc until it comes back to you. Then switch places and continue until everyone has given everyone else the same $100 bill. Now pocket the bill. I call this Christmas AI funding gifts.

So is MSFT going to tank when they show all the Epstein ties with bill gates?

"Its not technically dead so we can bill you for the MRI"

Doubt they can pay the phone bill.