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The snek can eat its tail all it wants. One day, though, it’ll end up with a mouth full of balls. It’s biology, man. - Confucius - 5,300 BC

What the fuck is up with people saying Samsung and SK are going to have $160B in net income? How is that physically possible? Don’t want to touch it bc it seems so frothy but you’re saying Samsung is more valuable than NVDA?

lolol im up on SLV bc i avoided it and bought it after the rugpull

#breaking: taco cancells super bowl bc of bad bunny labeled as anti american

Day after nvda says $100bn too much investment in open gayi, they say they are looking for some different chips bc they not satisfied 😂

You're right but I wont sell bc I'm a degenerate and I'm seeking that thrill of losing it all

#is this bc women are allowed to vote

FYI sndk put spreads are piss cheap rn and at some point over the next 3 weeks there will be a secondary announcement due to wdc needing to dump 8m shares by EOM. Just a heads up bc I know some of you are yoloing blind

HOOD dying bc crypto?

Bc its not supposed to go down

Bc we should’ve never been up!

Same, but calling puts now bc I missed

GLD and SLV going to run back up and higher or has it cooled off for now? i know it's something we don't want to go up bc that seems that other things in the markets/world are failing.

POV gold and silver are holding which is bearish bc it didn’t moon like no tomorrow

I wonder if tsler will actually correct bc at this point they got that shit padded up so hard it dips for a day then pump it the next day 

DIS buying back $7bn of their stock (prolly they more bond issuance) bc their stock hasn't gone anywhere since 2018 😂

Shaking out all the retail traders bc MM aren't happy with competition

Everyone sold at a loss right? Bc this market will never recover and bears are still 🏳️‍🌈

I mean I got puts bc I thought trump was gonna bomb iran, what’s causing the drop??

You guys copping silver and gold tmr??? I need answers bc silver idk but gold for sure always goes up

Like Last Monday: Futures went from bleed Red to Green. All bc Trump would Bomb Iran. (which he didnt twice over the Weekend)

That’s bc war is coming

Didn’t lose anything on 🌽 bc it isn’t real.

Crypto dumping bc of Iran?

I know I’m overlevered bc my position is only down 6% and I got a margin call

They went out to find a methed out street walking weirdo to run the company bc any humane person would pass.

It’s crazy how gaining 30k this week is not making me happy bc i lost 6k today.

Yes but it will be partial and only a few days. House can't vote tonight bc recess. They will vote Monday.

shit crashed bc luigi beat the death penalty, in turn killing all of us

Looking for a spx pump next week to load up on puts bc it's s looking more and more like it's gonna start a correction soon...

Earnings next week, I think they're gonna knock it outta the park bc their snapdragon 8 gen 2 is amazing and cos like Huawei and Xiaomi have been selling record phones and they have more guidance on their future ai biz which caused their stock to hit new highs few months ago but have sold it all off since...

You guys. I’m really nervous about the dollar. I’m thinking I will put all my nervous dollars into Gold bc it’s safe and old and shit. And when I get too scared for gold I think I plow myself into Silver bc it’s shiny and old and I don’t want my dollars to evaporate so I will buy something tangible with them like SLV. Ahh sweet comfort. Time to jack off with my sandy glove.

#is this bc i touched myself last night

bought slv puts at the top, sold them 10 minutes later bc i was scared, would've made over $30k in two days gah damn

Why didn’t I take a small loss on my msft csps?.. oh, that’s bc I’d rather get my shit pushed all the way the fuck in. Fuck you nutella

going 0dte calls bc i like money

Sorry guys it’s bc I bought. Let me sell my positions and everything should go back up

More like it's dumping hard bc it's been making UNSUSTAINABLE pumps?

Puts? Maybe you are pur bc you are ghay ber. Think about the correlation and stop gambling. Save the money for food!

if u got rich off SNDK tonight, buy a sportsbook then lmk bc i have more money for you apparently

So I bought five SNXX $33C expiring in March…and it’s up 27% last I checked to mid 40s. I’m freaking out bc I’m on WeBull now and wondering why they don’t have the profit calculator like Robinhood does. Or do they and I missed it ? Should I chatGPT it? But this could be a life changer…

Bro dumbass fidelity didn’t fill my SNDK call worth $13.5k bc of the stupid bid ask spread

It’s mooning for an entirely different reason bro just bc you bet on black and won doesn’t mean you’re a genius 💀

I rotated out when it wouldn't breach $14 bc more shares are added by the baby arm

Bc its about to pump 18%

Yes stock market, bc it's the end of the world overreaction again

What a month, taking tmr off bc I’m up enough to not give a shit about a choppy Friday

Is this really all bc of MSFT??

I was up so much at open bc of GOOGL and now I am fucking wrecked bro lolllllll

#is this bc i was toughing myself to ms rachel?!?