BC

Is the super football game canceled or naw bc bad bunny is playing

I’ll never forget the guy that had just left his wife bc he hit bitcoin and was telling me SHIb was next when it was at 20$ that guys gotta be dead or homeless in the. Town I met him

50 3/20 $85c, down from 150 on Thursday bc they about doubled.

If the market goes to 100k by end of year, is that bc the dollar will be worth half?

It might pump Monday not bc I’m holding OTM puts but bc it’s the Super Bowl and the commercials might generate retardium which will influence retail to buy some bullshit at open. Unless…

It's just bc you have puts. That feeling will exit violently

Bc u r gay

slowly selling off these 10-15% day gains bc you don't jsut recover that easily. watch out!!

Damn, NVDA rocketed bc I sold it for RDDT calls 🤡

is this happeneing bc taco posted a racists image of a former great president?

Hello hood- price down bc of bitcoin comon creates more buyers.

As a europoor I paid 360€ per semester for my IT bachelor's degree. This university also offered a master programme in cyber security for the same price. I instead did a bachelor's and master's degree in mathematics somewhere else for which I paid 20€ for most semesters bc it was a public university.

We are so fucked. Going to be a huge drop 8-10am, but it'll V bc it'll be deep and irrational. May dead cat bounce actually after a good V. 

so uhhhhhh... this week fucking sucked. having ptsd to last april but like, worse bc this time it's legit.

It’s funny bc all these assholes who wanted to buy mag 7 at all time highs are like SELL SELL SELL!!

On the way up, few will admit that it was just luck/random, most will claim they were geniuses bc they knew. I don't care if you have shares, leaps, 🌽 whatever, if you didn't sell this crazy mkt pump last year u didn't know shiet. Bc almost EVERYTHING is down huge in like less than 3 mos, get ready for a rough 2026...

WE DON'T NEED DATA CENTER BC EVERYTHING IS COMPUTER LMAO 🤌 ... (I am quite worried for my 2/20 NVDA $185c)

They will be now bc daddy lost the house and his job

I feel like after this week, I'll be a stock market veteran, bc I survived the carnage.

Its bc the melania movie flopped

I love how my port that has fuckall to do with AI is just getting taken behind the shed bc of this

this is all happening bc you touched yourself after you said you wouldn’t

#is this bc i touched myself last night

The devs fixed the SNDK infinite money glitch bc you guys couldn't keep your mouth shut.

So GOOG is down because their massive AI spend might not pan out. Their suppliers are down as well despite getting the massive amount of cash. And yet everything else is down bc AI is taking our jobs. Hrm

It seems like all the big tech companies have already had good ERs and still drilled bc their Capex spending. I assume AMZN will be similar, but hopefully I'm wrong

AI is real, don’t listen to all those saying it’s fake. It’s early where people think oh it can’t do my job bc of x,y,z reasons. Those xyz gonna get automated too. Already happening with these layoffs. Those jobs aren’t coming back ever.

is this bc of QCOM warning about memory bottleneck?

Bc buttcorn ppl are leveraged to the tits and liquidating other profitable assets to compensate

At least you have shares, everything i have is in calls bc IT WOULDNT STOP FUCKING CRASHING fml

Honestly its so fuckin stupid maybe its actually mstr calls bc it makes no sense

tech bulls think they have a chance tomorrow or any of this week bc they haven’t looked on the 30m timeframe. it’s gets deeper bitch bull 🤪

Bc trump told him to

Clearly shoveling money doesn’t work anymore bc GOOGL is basically flat after record earnings We need either a correction or justify capex

RDDT -5% bc why not

Bc tech is down and no where else to go. Metals will always hold value

Dear MSFT, if you could not fuck me again today I would be greatly appreciative. My butthole is sore and still recovering. I know a 5% pump back to even is too much to ask, so maybe just 1% green that holds. Thanks and go fuck yourself in advance bc I know you’re gonna double fist me today like usual. Have a great day everyone 👊

Julius Caesar was assassinated bc he kept telling ppl to buy low and sell high

Damn glad I sold my Feb monthly mstr $150 calls 2 days ago for even bc that shiet -50% today. Matter of fact mstr looking like $115-$120 after er bc it just can't be bullish for er with 🌽 fucked rn Knew I was playing with 🔥

bc i own it

I want to leave everything.. go in northern BC and just buy a farm. farming thrives in unemployment.

buying MSFT dip bc i like free money

We dump bc Iran ?

bc you touch yourself at nite

Buying nvda calls when it hits daily support bc sam altman is a tool

Anyone planning on watching their OTM Microsoft weeklies go to 0 over the next 72 hrs bc you can't admit your dumb

Why is nasdaq falling like crazy?? Palantir did good on earnings. Still bc of Microsoft ?

Is this bc microsft has an indiam ceo

SLV rebound bc ofc it is. It was always gonna come back

Because it has over a year till expiration and the price is climbing?!?! Also it's not a returd play bc you have over a year till expiration so you have time to wait for stock to rise, it's already rising rapidly. You can play shorter terms but that's way riskier and dumb imo