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#CNBC breaking news: Futes down bc Bonnie Blue is pregnet after the 400 men challenge

They're getting walked back bc the SCROTUS took away his big stick to arbitrarily slam down 100% tarfs willy nilly. The whole world going to see if he will roll over and take the L or find another way to force them into trade deals. Hell if it takes long enough, they win by default when he's out of office.

I spammed metals calls on Thursday bc I’m a genius and if you eliminate all of the times I blundered horrifically I am literally always right

Almost certainly bc rocket ship

OXY was a nice pickup. I think it has some room to climb and TEM will soar on earnings bc it's gonna recap their year and announce the moneys expected from Europe launch

Wow I’m back. My account got a temp ban yesterday bc the ai bots that control Reddit are soft pussy fucks that love removing comments that call out the orange pedo

demanding a bombing crazy work. but if yk the bombing is more likely to happen, u should bet on bc the bet wont affect anything. but dont beg for it.

Idk wtf that means bc I don’t cook but I’ll take your word for it as a trusted member of this community

Everytime he stumbles it’s bc he’s having flashbacks of his favorite 13 year olds.

cant wait to tell the kids we're poor bc of the color orange

How do you think war with Iran this weekend will impact the markets Monday? Figure taco will go to war bc SCOTUS made him mad.

Bc markets just only go up it’s that easy

Bc you touch yourself

I bought GOOGL bc it reminds me of BOOBL

Does taking a solid shit feel the same as getting fucked in the ass? Asking here bc I know yall have experience

I’m just exhausted. Congress is in their pocket and going along with whatever bc they don’t have a Plan B. Never thought it would get to this. So they are just bailing, hiding their heads in the sand, or blindly going along with it all bc they have no choice. Sup Ct really needs to rattle them. But they suck too

yea the problem is its accelerating, millennial to alpha is prob the equivalent of 500 BC to 500 AD

Whe gdp comes in at "not as bad as expected, we grew so great bc of all the ai spend", it's gonna fucking rip the balls off of bers from opening bell no respite.

I think im winning today bc i decided not to join today on Spy. Phew saved me $150 buckssss

I gotta say it…Sleepy Joe’s economy was better than whatever the hell this is and the only reason the pandemic economy was good is bc there were competent ppl surrounding the clown. The market legit sux lol

is this bc i was toughing myself

Crazy how other countries are arresting people bc of the files and America has been protecting them for 20+ years

Bc it feels great 💩

I have no stake in cvna, but watching it bounce over 20% from post er lows disgusts me. Bc obvsly this is a stock that all MUST OWN. Clearly it's being manipulated by some institutional algos...

Am I a terrible person if I am totally wanting a friend to get sent to Iran to fight, just bc he and his wife defend 🥭 and talk shit about blue states? They been an army fam for like 15-20 years now

Damn scary shit in the Sierras. I better make sure to offset my leveraged market positions before going BC skiing next month.

Bc westerners need more storage

That’s who it was? I scrolled past bc I thought it was a kid

Agree. I just think they won’t let it dump bc they don’t know how to. And the aggressive hedging is just creating a wall as a hard stop

Same thing that’s happened to every big cap every day for the past 2 weeks. Huge move overnight, open spike in its premarket direction, then melt up towards 0.00% . AMD got dumped bc NVDA/META deal. Once the exit liquidity has been created, get out and enjoy your free +50%

bc u look at the chart being at the highest point of the day, and ur like perfect, now i go long

Bulls are so gay man, literally just come in here and spam delusional cult chants whenever they are losing. Like they really just act like 1000 bc african tribes doing rain dances hoping for daddy jerome to make it rain. Weird fellas for sure.

My thesis (and take this with a grain of salt bc I’m completely fucking retarded) is that wall street gonna pile into apple bc they’re the only ones not blowing their load on 200b chat bots

Getting a little tired of the “your calls are down 20% bc you’re a dumbass” notifications from robinhood

Genuinely curious like what is there left to sell on GOOGL bc why would you sell at 300 when that’s when the hype began to ramp up. That’s like selling at breakeven lmao

I bought some after that big red candle last last Friday and sold it on Tuesday bc I did not trust it to go further. Now I wait for that $380-385 level, patience it will take...

$100k Spotify dude not gonna be happy bc shiet looks like it's gonna retest $410-420 first 💀

Need 🍎 to pump at open bc I'm already -55% on my 2/18 calls ☠️

either my coffee roaster fucked up this bag of med dark beans or they just straight suck ass roasting bc shite is basically a bag of oily shite

I've been taking profits off the table and leaving behind much more but I'm not mad bc almost everything's been dumping back down after pumping in 2026

Hey help me out bro bc I'm a msft bull as long as SPY holds, how do you feel safe at 399-406? I'm scared as shit to go long there bc I feel like sustained under 400 will make people fear and sell it to 370-380. Is there good support? Why is 399-406 important? Is this just bc it bounced from 398 to 406 Friday?

Buying calls bc of this post

Short Harley Davidson. They have 80k bikes that are unsold. They are just sitting dust in their dealerships. They just missed earnings. Harley Davidson has a contract with their dealership where they make them take their new bikes no matter what. A letter from from the dealerships to Harley was send asking them to stop making too many bikes bc they dont have the room in their dealerships and bikes are not selling. Harley Davidson $10 by July

Aren’t futures better than options bc no theta?

well I have to email my broker tomorrow bc apparently someone lost all my money trading on my account last week, will keep you updated

Bc can't control their dicks

Laf bc 300 won’t even pay for food or hotel much less a DJ gear.

Short Harley Davidson. They have 80k bikes that are unsold. They are just sitting dust in their dealerships. They just missed earnings. Harley Davidson has a contract with their dealership where they make them take their new bikes no matter what. A letter from from the dealerships to Harley was send asking them to stop making too many bikes bc they dont have the room in their dealerships and bikes are not selling. Harley Davidson $10 by July

market closed bc they were scared of me

Google it. Don’t want to type it out bc it comes across p0litical