BC

Down 9% on rent utilization bc feb has 28 days 🥀 Calls for march it is

Tired of being a wage slave, manipulation has fucked so many of us here we all deserve a $1 million payout from years of losing money bc of politicians and corporations

#I was born on December 25th 1 BC LMAO🤌

is this happening bc women are allowed to vote

2PM dildo into the weekend bc why not

I switched from fidelity to hood bc the app blows dick

#is this bc i touch myself to Ms Rachel??

Change my mind, the only reason crime isn't higher with everyone beign broke af is bc ppl are pacified by phones and infinite entertainment from streaming.

Bronze Age 3300 - 1200 BC Iron Age 1200 - 500 BC Silver Age - 2026 - 2500 AD

Nah, I can’t sleep bc my nflx calls 😊

Bc Brazil

Africa is crying bc they butched NVDA

Xanax has become ineffective for me bc of how many times ive freaked the fck out

Bc all the gains happened before November or so

Call Microsoft Fiona bc they be wantin that shrek cock

Nvidia crashing bc it beat earnings I wish they missed so it could be green

You’re extra fucked now bc I just bought shares which make it impossible for it to go up

Probably now bc of your comment

Max pain for NVDA options this week is $187, no surprise mm fading, jokes on them tho bc I’m a geriatric millennial and hold shares

Watch it go red bc of poor penis

Late bc Manipulating numbers just like the jobs report

WSB is now run by the bears and looks like a pride parade in LA. I wont be there to see it tho bc I will be doing bear things behind wendys

everybodys waiting on US to strike Iran but it's going to be Iran that strikes first bc nobodys expecting that. They're going to take out a McDonalds with their shahed drone

“ 2 sticks of RAM costs $900 bc of this btw “ 💀

0% chance msft pump holds or follows through. I know that for a fact bc it’s 20% of my port 😃

I feel like I know what company you are talking about. My buddy just quit bc he felt like their plan was a scam

when do you thinking it rugs? Maybe Friday bc of some big contract expiration day?

So is he gonna diddle and eat Space Force now bc it’s his baby?

I know he hasn’t said anything important bc financialjuice hasn’t posted any quotes from the address

my one family member got burned really bad on mara bc he "kept seeing it on reddit, and it was a great idea" still makes me giggle, what a regard

Bc no one will take the other side of that trade. It’s a given. The trade is whether the diaper will leak

I think HOOD allowing options access is interesting bc without access to puts, a lot of y’all would be livid over this market

Calls bc why not

Shits going to $350 bc I have a fuck load of shares

Actually the excitement about it is ridiculous. BC dropped 50 % or more 7 times in 14 years. Now maybe 8 times. This is just how it trades. It is why it or it´s deriverates/ETFs/Holding companies should not be in the S&P. It will pump again in a year or two, not because it is worth anything, but because it hits a nerve of dumb money.

Accidentally triggered my PDT flag bc I forgot I bought SPY shares in the morning as a hedge and closed them right before close

I’ll explain the tariff situation to any of you retards that can read: liberation day tariffs are illegal bc they extend past the presidents scope and have no historical precedent. Companies raised consumer prices bc of these now illegal tariffs and are suing the government for refunds. The gov will be forced to refund billions back to companies while we paid the higher prices and got fucked. 🥭 initiates new global tariffs that are also illegal to save face and buy time to enact anti-discriminatory tariffs under section 301 of the ‘74 trade deal framework. Companies will also get refunded money from the global tariffs that started today whenever they end up being found illegal. Double grift of the american consumer by big corporations via the government. Bullish

imagine he grabs his chest and falls face first into the microphone at the sotu and his base cheers bc they think he’s just pretending the mic is a peen, again.

I voted for him once not twice bc the first time he ran my business into the ground with tariffs and I had to go out of business, fool me can’t get fooled again 

Whoa glad MSFT isn't on there bc I bought this dip as I've been waiting for it for like 2 wks

For the love of BER god can we please open $669 on spy tomorrow For the lulz But also bc it’s about time spy catches up to the mag7 dumpers ytd

I just bot DUST. bc im a sadistic

Still standing by my belief from the beginning of jan that the mkts will do a steep correction prior to open gay-i and space x IPOs bc they are extremely overvalued pre IPOs rn

nah bc i did some work as a cnc operator for a bit and one of the old guys there told me he started out making a little bit less than I was 40 years later, fucking insane.

Im hiding my kids and hiding my wife bc the market is getting really ugly out here

Wow I’m so deadah abt to tear up bc why can’t that be me yet lol wait actually nvm that’s too mean congrats dude

37 years old. Accounting. May go to trade school because we’re all fukked bc of Anthropic

erm RH just told me to deposit 80k for selling stocks... I've only ever bought options and can't sell options bc I don't have the shares so, puts on hood im moving to charlie schuaaaab

#CNBC breaking news: Futes down bc Bonnie Blue is pregnet after the 400 men challenge

They're getting walked back bc the SCROTUS took away his big stick to arbitrarily slam down 100% tarfs willy nilly. The whole world going to see if he will roll over and take the L or find another way to force them into trade deals. Hell if it takes long enough, they win by default when he's out of office.