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Everyone here jokes around about the market dropping bc the delusion in their head is like it'll always go back up so no biggie. But when it doesn't, these guys won't be shitposting on WSB, they'll be on hotlines.

Guys they dumped it bc the 3 pm announcement is going to be bullish and they wanted cheap calls trust

This is called the Powell formation bc it fucks all calls and puts

V here pls bc I might’ve paper handed my puts just now

it probably will bc this market like to pump like a 7th graders first boner

my fault yall boys tsm only red bc i bought calls

well just call Spy Cal Raleigh bc here comes the big dumper

I am invested heavily in all the miners except basically riot & Mara. I see them as transitioning the most seemlesy from crypto to data center bc they have the computers already , chips, power, and land

Or maybe calls work bc he doesn’t say anything 🤔

If the markets get the inclination that powell’s hands are tied bc he has no data, I think we have a massive selloff and get fucked

I am v new to futures. Traded the micros bc I'm poor. Had a 4030 average. I only trade a couple 5 min candles at a time but got absolutely obliterated 1 literal minute into my entry. The positions https://i.imgur.com/LLOiTOM.png

Too expensive for that volatility by the looks of it, but looks possibly primed to break out, soon, too. I go with Nuscale, Navitas, and to a lesser extent oklo before that, but if you know about it and are more comfortable playing that than others, thats better bc you understand it.

Just wrote a long ass brilliant DD on caribou and got removed bc its mcap isn’t 500mm yet😭

brother is a nuclear physicist (phd) asked his thoughts on nuclear bc $SMR is ripping and he said “ I've been in meetings where people plan vc pitches for using modular reactors for data centers ” AI bubble goes nuclear??? where should i look for gains?

With gold up a ton bc of uncertainty, yields should be at 7%

Bruh ppl really out here killing themselves bc crypto temporarily dipped to prices it was literally at like 4 months ago. Like y'all are some dumbfucks fr

Nothing, its not as bad as the other drugs bc it comes from a plant

Bc abat

Short/term the market will not be crashing bc of AI, that’s not for another few years. If it falls it’s bc Mango or the fed pulls some stupid shit

Last week iren announced a $850m convertible note which tanks a stock for a bit and BITF just did AH. Basically the company is taking a loan from investors which can be paid back with shares or interest whichever is higher. The immediate drop is investors scared bc shares might multiply in the future. Idk it’s just super unlucky if you have short dated calls, your long calls are probs chill.

I’ve never been this angry at the market before, I didn’t even lose that much money, I’m just fucking pissed bc nothing I do ever changes the outcome

this is happening bc the slender billed Curlew was declared extinct

Fucking sold my SPY $660 puts this morning bc I thought it was over fuck my gay hairy ass

Feels dumpy but bc of that it's gonna pumpy

Back to ABAT shares today bc why not and BITF calls

Bc crypto is a scam

I hope this bearish season last longer than last April. I need to dca bc I bought shit load of stocks at the top!!! :(

You’re welcome probably right bc the moon is conjunct Sagittarius and deez 🌰🌰 How dare you question my tarot cards!!

Fking mangomaniac i leave the phone for the last hour bc "what could go wrong" fml man

Sounds like you’re poor bc my living conditions fuckkkk

So spy dumped at the end bc China is not buying enough US Soybean tweet?!

Quick buy the BITF dip bc that’s all we get babes

forced to diamond hand my WMT calls bc I have no day trades LFG

Love the headline from cnbc “stocks surge as investors shrug off trade war” that’s bc we all know it will be taco time soon enough

Gonna just sit this one out also. Bc I don’t fkn know and I don’t trust a one of ya

Was sad bc lost my money in 30min.now I have all the free time to shitpost

So this spy dump caused only bc China said it will fight back but also ready to talk?!

same and some regard on here called me stupid bc i said im not stupid enough to buy the dip this time

oof…… the puts ARE PRINTINGGGGGF. DOUBLING DOWN BC TOP IS IN IN IN

and if you have those buffalo gold coins i'll pay you 55$ instead of the 50$ thats stamped on it bc i wouldnt take advantage of a fellow regard hmu when u ready to sell

TACO isnt gonna TACO bc he got snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize. My bet is he escalates the tensions with Gyna to show how tough he is.

not mine bc i didnt get all stupid

God, congressional republicans are so full of shit. Republicans can, at any time, use the nuclear option to reopen the government. They have majorities in the house & senate. Bc of the nuclear option, they do not need 60 senate votes. It's a pony show.

sub is unhinged bc overnight markets are unhinged 🤣

I bought shares bc I couldn’t buy calls during hours

gov shutdown, maniac in office, but its ok bc tech can circle jerk and balloon spy bc we are decoupled from actual economic fundamentals

Hopefully you're right. I guessed correctly that we would gap up today but I put too far OTM for my calls bc I thought we would gap up to Friday close by Wednesday.

My port is up 25% today bc of my UUUU and BITF position and so I went to the mall and bought myself a new pair of shoes and shirt ~$160 and I feel more guilty than I do when I lose $500 doing some dumbass regard trade u all told me to do wtf is wrong with me

I bought the market bc I believe so too. But one of us is gonna be sad lol

I know UUUU is. I sold it on Friday(bad decision lol) bc it has its highest rsi reading in its entire history. And it went up again today