BC

Why can’t I post pics in the thread? Is it bc the algo knows I’m an unprofitable trader? 😔

With the halts I’m expecting you regards to buy other shit bc you’re impatient. QQQ dailies it is

halting stock trading bc it’s moving a lot feels like it should be illegal

Bc they think they missed the boat rn. Then they’ll see another 500% and hop in at the top and be too late.

ur retarded man it’s only a big opportunity bc everyone knows

“Markets down bc shorties are covering on BYND” holy fuck you’re retarded

Can’t beat my MEAT today bc shawty coming over later for all my D’s NUT. 😔

Lowkey I just want it to die bc I sold at 1.46 and it’s like post nut clarity, once I’m out I’m disgusted by it.

Hood won't be affected by poors leaving. Lots of big accounts are locked in bc of the bonus they offered.

cpi report probably gonna report 0% inflation bc fake ass labor department didnt measure it bc of the shute down but markets are gonna go fuken WILD

Medium booty latinas bc my PP 🤏

going to throw shiny rocks at pumpkins, bc bricks will be more expensive.

lmao mandatory obligation to bc of JD’s wife and mister kash valhalla 😭😂

I bought FUN not bc of Kelce but because Six Flags could actually use a re-boot

Bc JPM owns reddit and they censor shit that makes them lose money

Same to you, I would’ve sold at end of day but I’m out of day trades, will probably exit tomo at open bc im just not sure on it I made enough with calls over the past few months time to focus on some other stuff for me

bc AWS is working

My silver calls are dissipating but ima hold bc im regarded

You don’t think LLY hasn’t been out performing them i actually used to have some NVO calls and they putted out bc LLY was killing them

NVO. Orange boy shot the price this week with his “I wIlL gEt $150 PrIcE bC aMeRiCa” and they have just announced lay offs, return to work on Jan1, and finalized multiple buyouts in the last month. Not to mention CFO becoming new CEO. Wall St loves a financial man running a company.

🗣️I have to work now bc I’ve been buying puts all year and I’m down 80+% ytd

Every company out here crushing earnings and some of you regards are still buying shiny rocks like it's 3000 BC.

Man fuck amazon. Lost a good apartment bc fucking id vendor they use wouldnt validate my dl then when it started working someone else got it. Fuck amazon 100%

How many of u lost money bc of aws which is just an excuse anyways ?

You ever buy a lot of time on your options but you treat it like a 0dte and sell when it’s up 15% with like two weeks left bc you’re scared

Bc they like to get clapped

Bc of vix spike on that Friday dump 10 days ago

Anyone get obliterated bc of AWS?

some of the retards on here thought that sub was empty bc all the “bots” were gone when other retards just weren’t able to post

Reddit had me in an existential crisis thinking I may actually be a bot for half the day bc I couldn’t comment or upvote lol

Amzn pumped bc world runs on AWS, then AMZN pumps bc they fixed AWS. Fucking genius

I think this is a second chance to get into HOOD calls for the end of the day. I'm not gonna do it bc I already cashed in on them once today and don't want to roll the dice with that money. But here we are, back at the previous high of the day, which has probably flipped to support

Bro stop snitching on how to comment on here. It’s nice and quiet bc Gen Z doesn’t know how to use google but yall ruining it ffs

it's quiet in here bc AWS is down, hence no bots

AMZN is gonna run this week bc of ts

I CANT BUY OR SELL BC RH WONT LET ME

cancelled bc of budget issues

Remember when the bers thought spy 600 bc gov shutdown even though nothing ever happens during the shutdowns

Scrotally paperhanded some QQQ calls this morning, bc last night's futures convinced me we wouldn't catch a bid. Closed them at a 30% lose instead of a potential 15% gain. So naturally revenge traded some HOOD calls for monday

10 way NFL parlay. Don’t forget to put the Monday night game in there so you can call in sick Monday and drive/fly to the nearest sports book to hedge bc you WILL hit the other 9

#to all puts holders, HODL BC IT WILL DROP AGAIN NEXT WEEK

Hims $60 call max pain for the opex. Shorts about to get new shorts bc they shitted in the last ones.

Bc I bought calls for today

Hope you guys got chainmail gloves bc we’re catching knives today

Gold is a deflationary trade, not inflationary. When stonk go down bc econ bad, gold safe haven investment = deflationary trade

Yeah my port is dead. SPY probably gonna trade sideways all day bc of the meeting with 🥭 and Putin. Bad day to have calls.

Got insider info. Planet killer asteroid is going to hit the exchange tom. You might get annihilated by the shockwave but you want to buy calls on rare earth metal stocks bc the asteroid will be chock full of it.

From now on and in the future everything investable will be so funny bc people dont have attention span/patience Majority already go emotionally crazy over hourly moves…

550 BC: let’s use gold as currency 1000: let’s use gold as currency 1200: let’s use gold as currency 1400: let’s use gold as currency 1600: let’s use gold as currency 1800: let’s use gold as currency 1900: let’s use gold as currency 1944: what about paper? Yeah let’s use paper

So stocks drop bc of regional bank concerns... oh fckin please.... green tomorrow