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Welcome back SPY, hope you had a good nap bc it’s time to run tomorrow 🚀🚀

Bc people dont know whether to pump or hold

Jesus fucking Christ never fails. The second I buy shit starts tanking. My fault the market collapsed, sorry boys. Should sell now bc I’m balls deep and continuing to hold. This is the big, long, deep correction that’s been years overdue

Microsoft and meta everything up honestly. Its hard to buy any calls with any company now bc of them.

META calls bc idk

Guys he’s probably still asleep bc of the time difference! Tweets coming soon!

oh my god spy is back to prices not seen since 2PM yesterday! and 11am the day before!?!?!?! OMG IT IS OVER SELL EVERYTHING the bull market is done bc spy is down .29% after rallying 3% in a week!

I think shutdown ending is the impetus for this bull run to continue. Powell basically said yesterday there will be no rate cut unless they can get more data but they can't bc of shutdown.

Debating full port meta shares bc that bitch will bounce back

no? a lot of adult women I know opened a roblox account bc of DTI and they still play it. same with my 10 years old cousins xD they are obsessed with it.

Maybe bc two of it bigger holding meta and Microsoft ae down astronomically

Meta today is proof of how fricking dumb the whole thing is- they crush earnings but tank bc of some tax as if they missed earnings by a mile. The jack offs keep making it go up and down as low as 680 before its right back up above 702 by 9:00pm. It makes you not trust idiots.

thats bc they have the cards

if ur closing positions bc you've reached $X or Y% PNL you are larping

wdym those guys make half a bil every quarter, profit margins are at 90% bc these is all just text and corny memes they even remove the emojis to save cost. bullish!

Except ADP just showed 60k jobs created net in the last 4 weeks. Dumbass. Lending is soaring. Corporate bond issuance keeps smashing records. You believe in nonsense bc sample of one "friend" is whining.

I bought googl calls for er bc it's about the only mag 7 product/services that I use 😂 Switched to galaxy android/Chromebook from apple/MSFT. Don't drive a tsla (Lexus, maybe thinking a rivian next), don't use fb/ig/WhatsApp, don't shop amzn. Tbh, I can't stand these big tech cos, they're fuckin evil...

Meta and msft getting absolutely housed and QQQ basically flat bc of Goog? Gtf outta here

You buy puts bc u r ghey. I buy puts to protect my calls.

looks like nvidia is gonna drag down the entire market just bc it's going sideways.

It’s bc I’m holding calls

If “priced in” is a myth then explain 2015 when the fed decided to hike rates for the first time in almost 10years and stocks rose bc people expected it. When markets expect a change it often does move opposite

Sorry just full sent 0dte puts bc of this

Bet we open above 205 bc people are gonna fomo into this meeting

Can’t wait for crash so I can go back to being bol. Being ber is depressing. Even when you win, you lose bc you’re betting on failure.

im not pissed bc i lose money…im pissed bc the gains i missed

worst nightmare realized. down 38k in three days bc of these gap ups

Wow. I bought Nokia during the whole game store run up bc I missed the train on that and AMC thinking I got the next one. Been bagholding since 2021. This is my time lol

Sofi is down bc they dont offer multiple savings accounts. How am i supposed to keep track of all my child support payments

Something about this BYND hype train really grinds my regarded gears. Maybe it’s bc every comment is talkin ab it

We know the mafia used to run Vegas but who’s to say it’s not still a thing. CZR is reporting earnings today and we can see their only lifeline is online sports betting bc their debt is insane

6900 calls for Thursday or 6700 puts? I’m thinking this run up was the hype now it’s time to sell news but I’m just salty bc my regard ass decided to do 0dte last week so fuck do I know

BERS THOUGHT AMD 260 was a joke just bc it fell in the premarket LMAO 🤌

I hate AI content; pics, vids, copy, are all shit. Work e-mails sound even more corporate and soulless, which I didn’t even think was possible. AI’s got a looong way to go, therefore, super bullish bc they’re gonna need a lot more spending and chips to improve this slop.

My sex doll left me bc my port is -99% 😞

# Yeah, bc you totally know how it all works. LOL. GET SHREKD. Thank YOU for your donation to liquidity!

Lmk when you sell bc then it’ll go up

Bc it's wsb

I wonder if ICE has stopped the first lady bc of her lack of the english language.

If we gap up AGAIN I’m full porting puts bc that’s a fucking joke

Annex Canada, make Alberta and BC the 51st and 52nd state, turn the rest into a Canadian reservation. We will build casinos and liquor stores for em. Problem solved.

look out for each other bc these bitches won’t. rs. ill have another old fashioned, thanks

Yup I’ll wait bc the return I’ll get from waiting and buying lower will be 10x greater than buying now

I know. But it goes against the (what I deep down consider to be literal garbage) idea that I’m supposed to wait for marriage. Again, just what I was told growing up. Why I have any conviction for this idea is beyond me. If there is a God, I would hope they wouldn’t want me suffering the way I am now bc of this ordeal.

Hold on, buying puts bc this guys w/l ratio

i know i’m not going to bc im a big fat hog, but wouldn’t it be a good time to sell??

Load up bc we aint done

I woke up, somehow must’ve scratched my eye in my sleep, and now I can’t open Robinhood bc it doesn’t recognize my face bc my god damn eye won’t open 😂

Was greedy yesterday with rgti puts when it was up %33 end up selling with no profit or loss bc of their f**kin manipulation after the govt no interest in quantum news. Anyway intc 41c will print some today