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#BERS ARE DUMB BC THEY DONT HAVE AMAZON PRIME AND GET DELIVERIES LIKE A WEEK LATER INSTEAD OF ONE DAY DELIVERY LMAOOOOOOO

#BERS SMELL LIKE SHITE BC THEY DONT WIPE LMAOOOO

#bers cant think bc they have no brein and thsoe who have no brain cant THINK LMAOOOO

Imagine introducing your date to your parents. Your parents are happy bc you’re grown now and maybe you will get out of their house. and then they ask your date what she does for a living. She tells them that shes a tick toc dancing person and has 690,690 followers

Fuck them bc you never averaged down? You belong here mate.

Maybe low volume bc everyone will be playing with their new shit and with family still but nothing wild mate calm your tits and merry Christmas

And I'm so broke bc nvda, I could only buy 5 6965 12/26 contracts!!

I didn't buy puts for liberation day bc i thought it was priced in 😭😭😭😭

That is a tale as old as time though. You can find op eds from newspapers in the early 1900s talking about how the younger generation is spoiled, lazy, squanders money and think they know it all. Although the quote from Socrates about youth is fiction, there are examples of writing from 4th century BC Greece, 1st century BC Rome and 12th century AD Japan that all say the same thing along with numerous other examples from various points in history. The only quote that always rings true, and perhaps explains why people start to lament the youth as they age, is attributed to Grandpa Simpson "I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too":

I sold rklb yesterday bc I could see a rugpull coming. But I bought into NVDA... Please.. Santa rally at 10..

And I still managed to hit my goals, even with AMZN and AAPL being largest positions (not bc I bought more but bc I’ve owned from way back before splits)

in a normal world, the files would have ended someone's career at the top bc holy fucking shite these files dont mess around. its 100% BAD shite.

Maybe, I doubt it though. JS might be ‘evil’ and all, but market manipulation can get them permanently banned from world markets so I doubt they did anything wrong arbitrarily Sebi is just mad bc Indian options gamblers are losing to foreigners

man that February mstr earnings call will be epic feet hitting the microphone, bc the ceiling fan keeps on spinning

If you trade tomorrow with 0DTEs 6 IV%s retire from the game bc you don’t know when to stop

remember: eoy market is extra rigged bc everyone's trying to minimize capital gains taxes by liquidating losses

Bc the logo is green

Maybe the other reinder bullied Rudolph bc he was a gayder

Okay? Two dog shit companies you got lucky with bc of a catalyst

I actually put my cat in a pillowcase and drowned her at north fork bc she wasnt a nice kitty :(

Bc all redditors use 1 account for their lifespan right? lol

Do we use this app because it’s good or bc it’s all we’ve got like it?

Bc it will tank and it’s a monopoly

You have the wisdom of a Greek god bc that's exactly what I did. But then I was standing there holding the phone while they yelled at each other. Unironically the highlight of my day.

Hillbilly approached me at gas station today and asked to use my phone to call his wife bc he didn't know where he was. All worked out all right. Long white beard. Calls: Santa Rally

They crashed bc the market makers were in the files.

Daaang.. you are sensitive. I’m “little man” bc I bought puts?

Whatever is going on with Moderna, thank you bc im almost out of the hole and able to get all my buying power back.

Bc spy is overrated

I’m confused, is no one looking at some sort of indicators when they day trade? You just look at the market and play your heart?? Or what? Bc everything is showing super overbought and about to come rushing down in the next hour or so.

nahh bc wtf

It's a legit archive site that bypasses the paywall bc it's an NYT article.

Wow my faith in congress is being restored, kids will finally be safe, and parents can’t decide or ruin their kids life for social standing or bc they wanted their kid to be a girl/boy.

Bc THAT HARDLY AFFECTS US MUCH. STOP THE JAPAN TALK ALREADY

Is spy down overnight bc of the dividend?

Robinhood charges .02 in commission per contract They’re underpricing compared to sportsbook by 20-30% A 9 to 1 payout on RH is worth +975 on Sportsbook But you still owe commission on the 9 to 1 So RH only works when you want to bet at >20 to 1 but the commission eats your principal bc you might buy a bunch of contracts at .05 but you still owe commission at .02 for EACH contract for example A sportsbook will never offer you to 25 to 1. And a 25 to 1 comeback is rare But just math from what I penciled with my experience

When Diaper finally croaks man I’ll be pissed bc betting his mentions on polymarket has been an absolute cash cow

Lol yup me too but got greedy bc I’ve been getting crushed in December

Was up +70% now it’s 10% take your gains when you can bc fuck

Also, to answer your question If you’re playing short dated options, it is gambling period. Full stop. I’m not saying don’t do it. I am a fellow retard that wants to get rich too. If you don’t want to “gamble” (debatable bc loss of principal is still possible) r/investing and r/bogleheads is that way No crying in the casino

I’m going to sell bc I can’t take the stress and there will be a rug pull at some point bc this market is fucking retarded

Damn money for soldiers bc they’re about to work mf OVERTIMEEEE in this war

Last three days the market has opened green only to get rugpulled immediately. Bc of the hourly technical setups I think we may actually rally tommorrow late into the day...then get rugpulled lol

They dropped the market bc Wendy’s is recruiting

Managed to get out of hood and tsla with profit bc im stoned

last full trading week of 2025... if you were to buy something going into 2026, what are your plays for something that's a longer term hold for next years stock pick of the year? it's hard to mess with things at ATH's unless they're going to go higher, or value ones I guess that are lower than should be. esp ones that drop on good earnings bc of the future expectations. or for no reason at all.

Almost every time weed stocks start pumping it's a sign that the top is in bc it means they've ran outta shiet to pump...

why? bc i’m also interested too

Bought a few of next week's $230 today bc ki couldn't find anything else better to buy

Insidoors sold bc had inside info 🥭going to war with Venezuela