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Imagine being an ebike manufacturer that just went out of business bc of competitors undercutting you, then seeing oil prices balloon right after.

Missed the put order bc I was texting my fucking regarded job interviewer

All bc Diaper likes to hang out with young ladies, now the world will burn

Correct then next paycheck bc it works every fookin time

I think it’s going to get much worse. Won’t be a ceasefire bc Israel decided to drop a bomb during first negotiations. Yea let’s back that country -_-

Woke up at 4:30 bc I heard a loud noise. Grabbed my 12 gague pipe and went looking. Turns out the real threat to my life was my gambling addiction all along 😔

Those new missiles Iran has are absolutely wild. Meanwhile we’re sinking unarmed ships As an American,…. We are getting absolutely dragged. There’s no way we don’t lose major credibility after this and begin to get fucked with more bc we look weak and stupid

They're all good- SMR is at support 11-12, NKE could fall to 54 bc of strait of hormuz/China export fears, but 57-58 is great entry, ENVX is close to support, but could hit low 4s.  I'd add OKLO but it's being manipulated. These are far from my favorite stocks, but neutrally, they're all no brainers. I called TTD for the same reason. I hate the stock but it was a no trainer b4 rip.

about to pop off and replace my breakers w/ afci/gfci combo breakers this way, i will be less likely to die or catch on fire bc of my own electrical work. really relying heavily physics classes from back in college here & not fake news "codes".

Is it bc he’s tanned and rested?

Made 18% on my portfolio today but trying to buckle up mentally bc anything can happen overnight

It’s bc I FOMO’ed

Fake push before 12pm dump or are we pumping green eod ? Probably green bc it makes zero sense

Damn I got out of a bunch of my longs in profit but didn’t close them all and didn’t flip short bc I got 4827 phone calls back to back. Ofc the mega rug came in that hour 👍

Social security cards given freely to people coming into the country so they can pay into social security is a real kerfuckle for all politicians. No politician can acknowledge it bc then they have to talk about social security being insolvent in 2032. The red has the upper hand bc they can say it’s to affect voting but the dems can’t say no it’s not that it’s because social security will be bankrupt soon. Dow 100,000 huh 🎺? You young bols have no idea what an aging population does to a country but you could read about it bc Japan jusssssss did it for THIRTY YEARS

Why was Spy afraid of 6? It’s bc 687

Fake dump???? I have my life savings in the market today bc I made 20% gains over the last two days, please help regards

Imagine buying bc alls yesterday at 680, having no day trades so being forced to hold overnight and then waking up tk SPY today lmao Cuck

Probably bc you don’t shave

my 🌽 short is now fucked bc of this guy

Can't believe I didn't get filled on ttd y'day and the day before bc of my cheap ass...

Lunr - SpaceX IPO, space race, only $3B market cap with $1B revenue, for golden dome contact for defense industry, space executive order in effect. Definitely don't invest bc they tipped a lander thanks

There hasn't been a good intraday sell all week, my anus is clenched bc I can feel it coming somewhere

And idgaf bc I'm already a millionaire

I think the reason I get so mad at corruption and greed is bc I would do the exact same thing I just dont have any power

whole milk bc it makes better latte art

Green bc of possibility of a possibility of talks?

“I want my swatstika tat to POP. Tighter.” -Kegsbreath Thinking ATM short puts on TTWO bc vol and the obvious.

honestly i feel like even if there an initial dip market still gonna be green bc of hopeful peace talks

Futures are gonna be green by open bc avgo has er today, so other semi stocks will pump also as sympathy...

Yeah that’s my point. It continues until Americans are sick of it anyway. Iran has been preparing for this under ONE ADMINISTRATION for 50 years! I don’t think you understand what a war of attrition is. America will leave, saying they won, after a single election cycle and overall world politics will never be the same and our power on the world stage will forever be diminished bc of Trump.

We will pump by eow bc the money has to go somewhere. No one gets rich from the dollar. Spy, international, metal, btc won't all stay down

For me, it's bc it was at $40 just 3 months ago. Also, their forecast was not impressive

Hey US Navy, you might wanna deal with Hormuz bc global markets and such. Was an obvious move but better late than never, right? Thx.

data centers getting crushed, prob bc of increased energy costs and already bad margins

buywall on spy building at 670 confused bc i don’t see any plunge protection on nasdaq

Pour one out for the mods who aren’t even looking at their portfolios bc they’re too busy removing batshit political takes

They always drop with big market selloffs, usually bc bigger portfolios need liquidity

Brother help me. I need confirmation bias that Azo will go up bc of earnings

Only on Slv and Sndk bc they were down and Oxy.

Did a Buy-Write in NVDA at 175 & 185, wrote puts on BRKB and GOOG, let short puts run for the boomer port. In the regarded port, closed short dated long calls on POET, MSTR & ACHR, write short calls on TSLR (following big guy’s lead to bring it down,) closed short calls on XYZ (didn’t want to hedge,) bought some speculative crap and set a bunch of GTCs bc I’m in meetings all week (too many to list.)

bc ur uncle touches you at night

Same… a little over. About $2100. Got saved a little by that dump at the end. I need to seriously reconsider options bc I’ve lost about 9k on them in the past year.

there will extreme inflation bc of oil hikes and usd appreciation

I was a victim. I bought at $60 during the covid era bc of that StockMoe guy

yo im kinda new to the market, but like has it always been like this???? or this is fkg irregular bc of orange guy

Im so sick to my stomach I cant even sleep bc of how red we will open

How funny would it be if the state of CA blocks the wbd buyout (takes it to the supreme court since it will likely get federal approval bc of scumbags 🥭 and ellison) and paramount just ends up losing $10bn in termination fees ($2.7bn to nflx and $7.4bn to wbd)...

Mfw I bought tlt leaps bc of citrini article but war happens the next week retardgeniusmeme.jpg

Been saying hes still alive for an hour now. Youll know hes dead bc 🥭 will send 20 truth posts claiming he accomplished world peace