BC

The reason we ended up green today is bc of pumpers. I didnt here of any great news today to justify the gains so I forsee continued dip next week. Just my 1 cent

Bc people cant afford it and they last longer in bed

Guys, I’m out with this girl I met on Tinder, and she must be nervous bc I can see the lump in her throat.. how do I make her more comfortable?

I have to be the worst trader ever, lost on my calls bc i didnt sell and lost on my puts bc i didnt sell

Bc 70k coming soon

Funny bc I've just read that 5 big tech cos recently flooded the bond mkt with the highest total amounts ever to fund their ai capex 😂

Serious question, does anyone have an idea what kind of exposure institutions have to crypto bc this is getting nasty, and when would we expect to see like real pain inflicted or is miniscule in the grand scheme?

Not trying to sound evil, but I kind wanna see Michael saylor get liquidated bc he's such a sham😂

🌽 dumping with ai tech/spec stocks rn is a double whammy bc margins have to covered, so where is it going to liquidate from? Liquidate 🌽 or stocks? I'd imagine many will have to do both ☠️ https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/zwYaiG1X8W

In times like this, you gotta have a special kind of sickness to hold positions overnight, jerk off to futures, only to blow port couple hours past open bc u didn’t sell Some of you are SICK FUCKS and I love it

Not saying this bc I've been positioning for a Dec meta counter rally past week 😁 but it should see a good December (5-10%?) as it's now flat for 2025 and spx is still up 12% Rotation...

Imagine not selling the highs on tickers like: asts, nbis, rklb, oklo, iren, etc during a crazy pump and dump bc u thought they were good cos and didn't realize how MASSIVELY overvalued and speculative they were. These are all down 50-60% as of today...

Some people gonna off themselves bc of this

Money is not an issue with me anymore bc i don’t fucking have any anymore

I need to get my brain scanned bc the decisions i made with trading are so retarded there has to be something deeper going on

spy dumping and i’m just laughing at work bc i could’ve sold for a 230% profit and now im -7% i just love this shit man.

selloff bc scared

Job numbers are good (which is why they posted it) so we go up even if it means less chance of a rate cut. If jobs were bad it wasn't going to be posted but the market would've still gone up bc inc chance of rate cut. Basically the market was going to go up no matter what today

That’s bc the bers are in depression sleep

#i poured in 100k of nvda puts…. bc i thought it will go down. i want to cry badly

#i poured in 100k of nvda puts…. bc i thought it will go down

Bc they’re richer with NVDA and can coast to retirement age - they got the money

Is this all bc of NVDA - kind of crazy who cares about circular financing

“What Are Your Moves Tomorrow” It’s funny bc half of WSB won’t have a dollar to their name by tomorrow’s open 🫵😹

Simply profit taking bc they think this is the top. They’ll learn!

You can sell calls after what I’m talking about and before earnings and still have made 2.5x. Won’t reveal the info bc somehow the majority of individuals In here have no idea what’s about to happen next. AMD’s stock will move by a larger % than Nvidia by eod and you will see why soon

The whole market is crashing bc you touch yourself and God is punishing us

#if the Saudis wont hit us with actual planes, they gonna hit us with AI planes LMAOOOOOOO get it?? bc we gave them AI weapoans of mass intellgence

I bought VRT bc it may bounce here around the 50 sma. If it doesn't I'm turning around and selling it back

🥭 isn’t saving us bc yall wanna out him w/ Epstein

The only reason home depot makes money is bc the boomers who work in the stores for peanuts doing 90% of the work, while busy body 20 somethings in corporate do nothing all day 

#is this bc the files are being scrubbed for SOMEONES name?

is this happening bc women are allowed to vote?

My puts went from +20% to now -10% bc I was being greedy… smh

is this bc i was touching myself

#is this bc one guy blew another guy in the oval office???

bc we will have a green day

The selloff is bc Epstein files will cause a huge legal battle between the ultra rich and the gov 🤣

So theres a lot of bullshit ass companies that invest in crypto bc it gets attention and shit and with bitcoin dumping like this it could really drag sectors down and the overall market

HOOD would jump 5% if they got rid of that bs "discover" spam mess & prediction market at the top of the app. put that shit at the bottom or let us hide it. Another +5% if they had a legible chart for futures movement like the 'advanced' charting for stocks bc that shit is impossible to see/follow rn.

I recall seeing some large gain posts on 2026/leap calls such as asts, rklb, oklo, etc... think about how much they gave back recently bc they didn't sell the top bc they didn't wanna pay short term gain taxes. Asts and rklb are down almost 45-50% from recent highs. Who knows if it'll go back up there anytime soon not to mention they still have big 2025 gains left for shaving. Don't be greedy and don't worry about paying taxes, take nice gains!

Starting an OF. Been investing for 2 years, weathering all those highs and lows just to lose 20% in last month. All my earnings from the last 2 years are gone bc I kept buying the dip

I took out 65k in loans to try to make my money back bc i was down 25k. i was just gonna pay it back really quick and pay the bank back. Well i lost 40k out the gate so i liquidated my portfolio and payed the bank back as much as i can i sold my truck and my jeep. I owe the bank 33k rn with no savings.

Lost all my money and then some bc I took out loans

Or everyone is just selling off bc the market is shit?

The move is to buy leveraged bull GOOG etf and sell all ur gains after hours so this beautiful company doesnt get shit on bc of market sentiment

Do you guys remember the good old green days bc I fucking don’t 😂

Volume is low bc no one has the buying power for the dip anymore

#is this bc i was jerkin it to Ms Rachel?

all this bc some some bananas and coffee went up 500% since tarffis day and poor r people dying???