BC

my move is out off the family room couch to the basement bc my wife and her boyfriend walk around naked and leave the door open

I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm just saying alot of the ppl paying them are far richer. Most ppl buying houses now don't even work at all they're just filthy rich. The only reason I own at all is bc I bought in 2017 

What's even worse is his dad owns a handyman company and he's in his 70s still working bc he won't do physical labor

#bumping bc people are lossing their jobs. USA USA USA.

What's gayer, a femboy or a tomboy? I feel like a tomboy is bc if you Date a femboy they look like a woman 

I dont have Microsoft plays bc its shit. Yeah, no one cares

For the love of god never pay someone to set up an LLC for you. It takes 20 minutes to do it yourself, you’ll save hundreds, and odds are the person you pay isn’t even gonna get do it right or get you everything you need bc they don’t give a shit. Trust me I’ve seen it happen a dozen times

It's cute that everyone here thinks SPY is staying green today bc 'rate cuts'

I downvoted you bc I think it’s funny.

I hate to give you attention bc you clearly need it But shush. Go to bed.

And they’ll never have a whistleblower problem ever again bc of the implication

(In translation)- just bc you’re in touch with reality, doesn’t mean we have to be, asshole

I’m depressed bc I understand humanity so well. Most people live in a fantasy world to block out reality. If you were making that kind of bank you wouldn’t be chatting on WSB.

This is such a humbling game.. I felt like the next Warren Buffett this morning. Now I feel hungry (but not, bc I'm sick)

Bc then BYND would buy MSTR for 1$ and also get NVDA.

Bc marvell is way cheaper to buy in than avgo

My favorite thing is going to the cult subs that exist bc of wsb pnd dd posts, and reading their delusion

#SOME OF YOU MISSED 200% GAINS ON MSTR BC YOU’RE IGNORANT.

Don’t take it from me bc I’m a retard but I don’t think this is a bear market anymore It’s just coordinated flushes

sold my puts too early bc these reversals are brutal

Doesn't matter bc this is a pump and dump market

You don't need Bloomberg. The market is re adjusting bc of the wanton speculation and is fundamentally pessimistic, no matter how much bulls think stonks go up any day now

A soon as this shit goes up against I’m selling this bc bro wtf is this 😭

Is this bc of the OPENAI shit again ..

If it's 3 or less then red flag, bc she is lying

We don’t use aircondition, bc our homes are very nicely insulated. Cold in summer , warm in winter.

Bc it's survived like 30+ drawdowns. Many like 70%-80%+ where everyone says it's a ponzi scheme and dead. Worthless, no use, blah blah blah. Same tired arguments every time. Only to find its footing and resume being the best performing asset in history.

GLD weeklies from late August to October was euphoric. I stopped touching it right before the final week’s insane rally… call volume increase and overall hype had me too spooked to enter any positions. Glad I did bc I know I would’ve fucked myself over by getting too greedy. But I’m now chasing the dragon with GLD calls expiring eoy! 👍

here's to all the women dumping trash men for women bc you smelly fuckwads are truly worthless shitasses. gfy

Is what I need right now but that isn't happening bc fuck me, that's why.

Maybe bc you don’t use capitalization in your sentences 😑

it’s bc $100k is basically $10k nowadays. soon even becoming a millionaire won’t mean shit

Hedge Funds now shorting MSTR bc Saylor revealed he’ll sell corn to buy back shares anytime mNAV is below 1. Hedge funds testing Saylor now.

#Tesla Stock Is Down. Elon Musk Explains Why He Likes the Letter X. bc he onlyh has one chromosome LMAO RETAREDED

#BC THE CONSUMER IS TOTALLY BUYING THE AI HYPE LMAO

so is tomorrow just gonna be a macro day bc of vuvuazlea

Bc they went from omg why didn't I take the gains to omg I don't wanna sell for a loss as they see it drop hard

Imagine not selling your 2026 leaps I saw posted on here while back on meme stocks like rklb, apld, asts, ionq, rgti, etc on the parabolic pump in Sept/Oct only to see it shed 40-50% bc u didn't want to pay an additional 30% in taxes 😂 Take your gains, pay the taxes...

its not serious bc bond futures arent green. No panic.

ngl im a little scared bc crashes actually happen from off of highs like we have now, not from peaks. It's that second failed bid that causes the real problems

the futures falling is wild bc the big guys can just load NQ puts while you sit and wait to get QQQ puts -3% with VIX howling

Friday the algos were offline shorting bc of the data center overheating now it's back to drill team 6

is this bc of venezuela. what the fck

Just ran my 20 miler on my treadmill bc it’s DUMPING snow outside. Anyways, GOOGL to $400 by April.

Couple years ago I was bitten by a brown recluse or some shit in my sleep right on my ankle. Was a pretty nasty recovery process (couldn’t really walk since they ankle infected into some sort of bubble bc of the venom and my shoe would brush against it while trying to walk). To this day, I am still SO grateful I wasn’t bit on my fave (eyelid!) or spine area (have heard the venom so close to the spine can cause paralysis in extreme cases!) 😱

I think pellet smokers are awesome. I'm just an old redneck from the south that grew up on smoking hogs. In fact, at my ex wife's house, there's a smoker I built lol. It's just two rectangular boxes made out of stacked cynder blocks, a piece of fencing used as a grate, and a plywood "door" I made by hinging two pieces together. It's awesome, but you can't leave it alone. Traegers are awesome bc you can go live your life while it smokes for you

pro traders already bought V puts on friday bc trump was going to invade venezuela over the weekend

I have to drink zero sugar soda now bc pre-diabetic and it tastes even sweeter than sugar 😕 

But that would be hilarious. Especially bc china been stockpiling gold

Hamburg is the best city in Germany bc it's 2 letters from hamburger and I love hamburger