BAM

Of course it dumps right when i try to lock in puts on qqq but order wouldnt go thru then bam 3 dollar drop but if that mf was finna shoot up i know my order wouda hit

I don't understand people... 5-10 years ago? ... Me too. All you had to say was so and so raped you and bam your career is over and you go to court. NOW... Exposing Pedos with mountains of evidence... DONT PICK ON THE PEDOS I don't get it.

HR always surprises you lol. It will look like a meeting with your manager than BAM, fucking Carol is there.

Bam Ponzi...WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US

Bam Pondi 🤤

Bam Pondi bragging about the market's yesterday is just *chef's kiss*

When I'm a bull I consistently make money, then I go and do some garbage analysis, convince myself that nah it's about to go down. Become a bear and bam there goes all the gains. Rinse and repeat. Being a bear is a disease.

BIM BAM BUM

Perfectly executed bull trap lmao. Dump all last week. Monday pump, make you think it's over. Tuesday, morning make you think it'll continue upwards, then BAM, rug pull. Wednesday, further rub salt in the wound.

You might make it an hour into market opening and then you’ll be sitting on the toilet twitching like an addict trying not to open the app and bam, down 10 percent

Bro thiers no way trading options is real thiers a person watching your account personally and waits till you lock a trade in then bam the it goes the opposite way immediately i swear thats whats going on

We open basically on 700 and market says nope, down you go. Now we whip back and forth again until we calm down and close at 697 with expectations for 700 the next day and bam, we go again. Literally same story since October.

And bam! There’s the V

I been volunteer firefighting for about 4 years now and the wildest call I’ve gotten that wasn’t a fire or wreck was a medical page, when dispatch toned out that ‘RP stated she was having sex with her husband and when he ‘finished’ he collapsed’ Dude nutted and died. Just bam, bam.

blah I had 2 GLD puts far OTM, i closed 1 and didnt hedge with a call because all seems quiet and bam gold is up 5% for no reason.  Atleast it is 11 days out...  

I know this isnt possible but i swear it feels lik the market watchs me an as soon as i buy puts bam qqq is dome going down i bought 3 different times this morning sn each time it stoped dropping

wham bam what the fuck just happened

Meta comes down to 4% msft goes up to -2%. The Q's stay flat. Theta gank thinks they win and bam market opens everything shoots whenever they want

How come every single time and i do mean every time i decide to buy puts when qqq looks lik its heading down the second i buy thrm bam that mf shoots back up

Who the fuk is controlling these slow bleeds so you can’t make money going down and then bam they pop 6-10% in 2 days?

BIM BAM BUM

then the office should give them all cell phones with office 365 installed. bam I just saved companies millions.

Bam Margera

We appreciate your manners. However, you only think you're alone. Every toot is a millisecond your anus is open. One day you'll do a toot without an 'excuse me' and bam, I'll be up in there.

BAM, take that gay bers!

Nvidia down to bam on imports to China. Who would have thought after the oranges actions in Venezuela

Out of no where BAM -0.20% spy 😬

Emeril... Bam!!! 

What in the absolute fuck just happened to RIO? I went to clear the snow and BAM! WTF

Every day I’m up a little by little and then bam all gone. This is exactly how it’s gonna play out

Wham bam BODYSLAMMED

Shit like this is why I don't like playing with options anymore. You buy a nice long dated call. And bam in the last 6 months Microsoft is down 2%

It seems 2026 will be the year of physical silver. BAM I said it.

Bam algorithm trading. This shit is stupid

^(you need to suk mod’s pp) *post a pic of your portfolio at -99.99%* **get a flair** ## hit a home run with 10x on 1 trade # bam! You get a bold text

If you trade options next week you hate money lol. There is no one else with you, no passive firms, no interns on the trading desk. Just you and a couple knuckleheads. The market maker will zero in on your shit so fast you wont know what you hit you. Theres a chance it gets really crazy for a couple days to salt the bait so everyone goes "Woah!" And then bam, -80% in 30 mins.

Wam bam, thank you sir

“So tuuuday we uh going to use uh robunhud uh going forward uh.” Bam & HOOD moons. Can’t be that hard right? Right?

MMs doing their best to lull retail to sleep, and then BAM!! Crazy movement. Just wish I knew which way they were gonna take it.

I told my wife is a baby conceived in a lab not a baby? Bam now she has the largest ring

Sold my puts for a 1% loss that I’ve held since 6:30, looks okay like it might bounce, I buy 3 calls to make up the tiny loss and bam it breaks down

They really fucking brought qqq back up from 6 dollars down to just 1 like thats fucking insane anytime i buy put before close it drops then bam bak up before open same shit different fucking year

Open the fucking casino! BAM BAM BAM!

Colombian bam bam?

The fake news about MSFT may not be from the Bear but from the Bull. Bull have a hard time get over SPX 6850$ so they make fake news to bait Bear shot/put the market and then Bam! Fuck them in da ass without baby oil.

I got em at 60 and put 30% of port in 😭☠️ Saw it drop to 50… sold CC when it was like 55 and bam. Hope it hits 63 my strike is 64. At 50 I was like space is shite and now I’m sure it’ll hit 100 next year ATH. I don’t know anything

Holy shit I remember hearing marvel was down like 5% now suddenly bam 13% up

“I’ll wait 20 minutes, I’ll wait 20 minutes, I’ll wait 20 minutes” - bell rings bam fomo buying.

Yea trust me I learned that lmfao got way too greedy was up like 30k too and then that reversal of tariffs came out and bam gone

Man I felt so down earlier so took a nap bam now the contracts are green lets go baby