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YAY MY CALLS ARE ONLY -40% NOW !!

OMFG I DIAMOND HANDED MY CALLS BULLS ARE WE THERE LETS GET RICH TODAY

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WHY ARE YOU BUYING CALLS JUST OFF ALL TIME HIGH PRICES Jeez the bulls get dumber by the day

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'CAUSE WE'RE (bear) HUNTERS, VOICES STRONG AND I BELIEVE WE ARE GOING UP UP UP 🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

"WE ARE BUILDING A RELIGION, WE ARE BUILDING IT BIGGER, WE ARE WIDENING THE CORRIDOR AND ADDING MORE LANES"

SNDK has been going up like the past 6 months, why the fuck has nobody ever posted this? This is 10x better than any freaking meme stock. Y’all ARE USLESS. 

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆 stream golden bulls!

BERS ARE FUKED 🚀🚀🚀

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MY QQQ CALLS ARE PRINTING BABY 🤑🤑🤑

MY PRESIDENT IS WHITE…. MY LAMBOS BLUE… YOUR PUTS ARE FUCKED 🤡🤡🤡

Dear Bers, We ARE in a bubble. but who tf cares. It could pop tomorrow or 5 years from now and you ain't smart enough to time it. Just go long, or keep doing what you're doing if you like being miserable.

SHUTDOWN OVER! BER ARE FUK! FUK ALL BEAR! GO FUK USELF BER!

8 DEMS VOTED IN, WE ARE SO BACK

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BERS ARE FKED, FK YOUR PUTS.

RECESS til 8pm! PEOPLE ARE DYING AND STARVING. and not flying.

WE NEED MORE STIMULUS FUTURES ARE DIPPING! 😱

News (at least for you): stimmys ARE liquidity (retail), ~$400B liquidity.

FUTES ARE UP BIGLY GO GO GO BUY BUY BUY 1 TRILLION ZIMBABWE DOLLARS TO EVERYONE

>CNN: KLARNA EXPANDS OFFERINGS TO INCLUDE 10 YEAR BURRITO LOANS. LONGER DURATIONS ARE ALSO BEING CONSIDERED 

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**COLTS ARE BACK TO LIFE BABY**

Everyday I wake up and have faith in society, then I go to use the restroom at work, and there is ass chippings FUCKING EVERYWHERE. WE ARE COOKED.

HEDGE FUNDS ARE NOW SHORTING AT THE FASTEST PACE SINCE APRIL. INVESTORS ARE RAMPING UP BEARISH POSITIONS AS MARKET VOLATILITY PICKS UP AND VALUATIONS IN MEGA-CAP TECH REMAIN STRETCHED. Now they tell us

##ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE A HAMSTER?

This thread is too slow on the weekends. GET BACK INSIDE AND SHITPOST MORE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOUCHING GRASS PEOPLE???

🥸: The DNA results are in and Borat... #YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!! 👏👏👏👏 #🥳: HA! I TOLD YOU BITCH I AIN'T THE FATHER!!

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Freedom Holding to build $2B Nvidia-powered sovereign AI hub in Kazakhstan #🥸 AH YES VERY NICE SEX ROBOTS ARE COMING TO KAZAKHSTAN. 🙌👍

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BERS R FUK DAYS ARE BACK

BIG BOOTY LATINAS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOIS

##THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN BEARS ARE PAPERHANDED BITCHES ^(please show yourself and allow us to point and laugh)

# WHO ARE THOSE FKERS SAID AAPL IS SO STRONG, BLAH BLAH, HOLDING MARKET,BLAH BLAH????? IT'S DOWN 1% NOW

WE ARE SO BACK

BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL .

WE ARE NOW DOWN 3.8% since all time high s and p. Next major resistance level 4.20% hit your bongs get ready

We've got no FOOD! We've got no JOBS! Our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!

# GIRL: 🤭, IT'S JUST A ONE TIME THING 👄. HE IS FUN 🍆💦  \>>> GOT PREGNANT # WSB (me): YEAH, IT'S A SHITCO BUT I WILL BE IN AND OUT QUICKLY, JUST A TRADE 😏 I am pretty smart \>> FKING BAGHOLDING FOR 8 MONTHS -65% # WE ARE THE SAME

FINALLY THESE QUANTUM SCAMS BEING DEMOLISHED FOR THE FUCKERS THEY ARE. SHORT $RGTI $IONQ $QBTS

# ARE YA WINNING SON?

OMG THE BEARS ARE FUCKING ME AGAIN

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WHAT ARE WE BUYING TODAY🚀🚀🚀🚀?

THE BANKS ARE CRACKING. JPMORGAN REDACTING ITS EARLIER STATEMENT. SAYING ITS TIME TO "BUY ANY DIPS"

WHO WATCHED TRON: ARES AND CAUGHT THE SCENE WHERE THEY CALL OUT THE AI MARKET AS A SCAM BECAUSE COMPANIES ARE LYING TO INVESTORS ABOUT THE CAPABILITIES OF THEIR TECHNOLOGY?? IT ONLY LAST 29 MINUTES IN THE MOVIE BEFORE DISINTEGRATING! WHAT DOES 29 SIGNIFY???

OMG WE ARE SO BACK