ARE

I mean, you ARE a Browns fan. I’m surprised an eye twitch is all you got. Perhaps it was the news of Shedeur getting the well deserved pro bowl nod? I mean, it’s obvious you have your QB of the future now!

PUSH ME TO THE EDGE ALL MY BEARS ARE DEAD

MOON OR DRILL IDK BUT BEARS ARE FUCKED

DO WE KNOW THE SHANGHAI PREMIUM ON SILVER ? ARE THEY AT 130-140 ALREADY ? SOMEONE FIND OUT QUICK

WHO THE HELL ARE THOSE TARD COMPANIES

LOT OF PEOPLE ARE ASKING 🥭 ABOUT ETHANOL

THE KING OF SAUDIA ARABIA SAID WE HAD A DEAD COUNTRY AND NOW WE ARE THE HOTTEST  THATS WHAT HE SAID 

THESE ARE SICK PEOPLE 

MM ARE SO PREDICTABLE CALLS THEY DUMP PUTS THEY PUMP

SO WHATS THE POINT OF ANYTHING IF OUR PORTFOLIOS ARE VALUED IN A DOGSHIT CURRENCY? WE'RE FUCKED NO?

IT TURNS OUT MY STOCKS ARE ACTUALLY THE BEST ONES I THOUGHT THEY WERE BAD YESTERDAY BUT I WAS WRONG EVEN THE GREAT PAVEL BURE HAD OFF-NIGHTS

Hey SPY. Yeah you, SPY. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRO?

$NVDA YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS HO JUST BREAK $190 AND THEN DUMP LIKE THE SLUT WE KNOW YOU ARE ALREADY

HERE IT COMES MY POOTS ARE SAVED

UNH YOU ARE DISGUSTING

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🚨🚨🚨 I BOUGHT CALLS. I ALWAYS BUY PUTS. WE ARE GOING DOWN DOWN. SUGAR WERE GOING DOWN 🚨🚨🚨

THEY ARE EATING THE UNH

THEY ARE EATING OUR CALLS

#WHAT ARE WE PROTESTING TODAY?

"WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT ENGAGING MORE WITH OUR AI SLOP?" - Tech CEOs in 2026

#UNH DOWN 9% AND EARNINGS ARE TOMORROW WHAT'S THE PLAY CHADS?

WE ARE 🅱️ARLIE 🅱️IIIIIIIIIIIIRK

#"HIS PUTS ARE TOAST, DUMP IT" - MM probably

STOP MY UNH CALLS ARE ALREADY DEAD I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

YES THEY ARE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT THEM DO YOU REGRET IT NOW

LONG WOOD 🪵  METALS OVERBOUGHT AND OVERVALUED LUMBER FUTURES ARE NEXT 🪵 🌲 

METALS OVERBOUGHT LUMBER AND CANDLE FUTURES ARE NEXT PLAY

#CHAT WHY ARE WE GOING UPPIES IN A RECESSION? 🤡 🤡 🤡

like WTF ARE WE DOING

No one fucking learned. YOU ARE EXIT LIQUIDITY YOU DUMBFUCK

HOW MANY CHAIRS ARE YOU SITTING ON RIGHT NOW🫴🪩

QQQ GO DOWN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY ISNT A GREEN DAY

I PAID MY BILLS, MY BILLS ARE PAID

Random dumps are NOT FUN. The random pumps ARE FUN

IM NOT THE ANGRY ONE, YOU ARE THE ANGRY ONE

BOLS ARE DOMESTIC TERRORISTS WHO SUPPORT ICE

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#MARKETS ARE FLUCTUATING

# METALS ARE UNBREAKABLE! fuck off SPY, you beta bich

MAAAHJAARIIIINE ON A FUCKING OYSTER ARE YOU KIDDING ME

RIPS ARE FUTING

ALL THE GIRLS ARE GIRLING GIRLING

HOW ARE THE FUTES FUTTIN?

BRUH WHY ARE THE PATRIOTS GOING BACK TO THE SUPERBOWL (I went to two Patriots game in Foxborough this season)

FUTES ARE SLIPPING

THEY ARE KICKING THE SNOW

TREES ARE EXPLODING IN MICHIGAN AND MINNESOTA. This is due to extreme colds. At least the buildings are safe

SIMPLE. I PAID MY BILLS MY BILLS ARE PAID

**OUR PETS’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF**