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WHERE ARE THE BERS????? NO WHERE LMFAOOOO. RIP BERS 🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

WAIT, THE CONTRACTS ARE VOIDED?!?! THE CONTRACTS ARE VOIDED?!?! OHHHH HOLY SHHHHIT! OHHHH MMMMOTHER FUCKER!

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DEMS ARE DISTRACTING YOU FROM THE SHUTDOWN DMAGAE WITH THIS HOAX

OH MY GOD GOOG AND FUTURES ARE GIVING IT ALL BACK. Bulls getting well done tonight!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^thisishowyouretardssound

BY 3am WE GONNA BE UP 7% IN FUTES. BERS ARE FUCKED

BUDDY THINKS CALLS AND PUTS ON SPY ARE THE ONLY FINANCIAL TOOLS THAT EXIST 🤣🤣🤣 KEEP COPING AND BUYING OPTIONS BOZO

INSANE HOW GOOD BERS ARE AT COPING LOL

BERS ARE COOKED SPY 700 EOD TOMORROW

FUTES ARE UP LMAO BERS R FUGGD

I couldnt believe it at first, needed a few days to let it sink in. >!So AAPL is legit selling socks for $250?!< OH LAWD WE ARE SO FUCKING COOKED.

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YOU ARE A LOSER!

GOOG SWING TRADES ARE BACK ON THE MENU

GOOG GOONS GET IN HERE WE ARE HEADED TO ATH

GET IN BITCH WE ARE BUYING QUANTUM STONKS

WHY ARE THE STOCKS GOING DOWN WHEN THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO TURN GREEN

MOM THE GREEKS AND OI DATA ARE ONCE AGAIN DISAGREEING WITH EACH OTHER. CBOE BE FUCKING UP THE DATA FEED AGAIN. OI says gamma shouldn't be what it is. Btw the [last time](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1oqrgec/daily_discussion_thread_for_november_07_2025/nnn3g7w/) this happened SPY ended 1.5% green.

WE ARE BACK IN BABY

HOLY SHIT BEARS ARE FUCKED

ARE YOU HAVING FUN?

#Game over, Man, GAME OVER! ##WTH ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?!

CAN ANYONE COMFORT ME IM SERIOUSLY NOT OK RIGHT NOW.. ARE WE GONNA BE OK?

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US SECRETARY OF LABOUR: UNSURE IF BLS WILL BE ABLE TO RELEASE OCT CPI LOL WE ARE SO BACK TO V

BER ARE FUCKED

MY STONKAGES MY CUTE BABY STONKIES ARE DIEING

CLOSE THE MARKET WE ARE COOKED 😭😭😭 WHEN $GOOGL 300 FML

I WILL MAKE THE SACRIFICE OF BUYING PUTS SO THE MARKET GOES UP. NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES, THEY ARE GENERALLY ARE BAG HOLDERS.

#TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF AND SHIT ON THE FLOOR #YOU ARE AN ADULT YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS

The conflicts are boided? THE CONFLICTS ARE BOIDED? HOLY SHIT MOTHER FUCKER

OH WE ARE FUCKING COOKED MAN But then again, what crazy shit has this lunatic got right 20 times?

31 AND I HAD SEX AND WE ARE IN LOVE

us? 9 times out of 10 the answer is: WE ARE! lol

TARRIFS ARE OVER !!!

# WE ARE SELLLING TO WILLING BUYERS AT THE FAIR MARKET PRICE

MY CALLS ARE RUINED 😡

Decided to walk away from my computer and see my shares down $25k in a single day. This is absolutely wild. THESE ARE SHARES not options wtf

WE ARE LIVING IN TACO HELL

lmao at the white house tweet WE ARE SO BACK 🤡

WHAT ARE TOU DOING STEP SPPPPYYYY 😩

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SELL A DOLLAR PUMP OFF IMMEDIATELY WHEN YOU ARE DOWN 1% ALREADY

holy fuck spy YOU ARE DOWN 1% CAN YOU FIND ANY SUPPORT AT ALL

# BREAKING: WHITE HOUSE CLARIFIES WON'T BE RELEASING OCT CPI AND JOBS REPORT "BECAUSE THE NUMBERS ARE ZERO. NO INFLATION. NO JOB LOSSES. SO NO REPORT." 🚀🚀🚀

I warned you all, QUANTUM COMPANIES ARE A SCAM. If you want exposure to the tech but google or IBM. SHORT RIGETTI IONQ D-WAVE

OH MY GAWD WE ARE SO FUCKED. \-Warren Buffett

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MASSIVE DUMP COMING SINCE ALL BEARS ARE EXTINCT

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WE ARE FUCKED