ARE

HONG KONG IS NOW RENAMED THE JENG-SENG INDEX AND NIKKEI IS THE JENSEN INDEX. JOKES ASIDE BEARS ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

THE VIBES ARE SO DEAD FOR BEARS. I DIDNT EVEN LOOK AT THE TECHNICALS JUST BOUGHT A SHITLOAD OF AMD BECAUSE EVERYONE IN HERE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD FOR THREE CONSECUTIVE DAYS

WE ARE SO BACK 🫲🏼🟢🫱🏼 THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

ARE THE FUTURES FAKE WHEN THEY ARE UP ALMOST 1%?

ARE WE FADING WTF

BEARS MOVING THE GOALPOST TO COPE IS HILARIOUS. INSANE AMOUNTS OF CAPITAL ARE ABOUT TO FLOOD THE MARKETS WHILE YOU SIT ON YOUR HANDS

WE ARE WINNING

GUESS BUYING CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR ADULTS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

WHY ARE YOU YELLING

ARE WE HAPPY? CAUSE I CERTAINLY AM

NEOCLOUDS ARE BACK MOTHAFAKASSS

WE ARE COMING BACK FOR THOSE ALL-TIME FUCKING HIGHS TOMORROW BEARS YOU LOST

ARE WE SAVED CHAT

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE NUMBERS

\*NVIDIA'S JENSEN HUANG: “CLOUD GPUS ARE SOLD OUT” Nvidia to 0 revenue next month

*NVIDIA'S JENSEN HUANG: “BLACKWELL SALES ARE OFF THE CHARTS" *NVIDIA'S JENSEN HUANG: “CLOUD GPUS ARE SOLD OUT”

*NVIDIA'S JENSEN HUANG: “BLACKWELL SALES ARE OFF THE CHARTS" *NVIDIA'S JENSEN HUANG: “CLOUD GPUS ARE SOLD OUT”

BEAR DREAMS ARE CRUSHED

WE ARE SAVED BLESSED BE JENSEN

WE ARE SO BACK BABY

WE ARE SOOOO FUCKING BACKKK

WE ARE SAVED , THANK U JENSEN

WE ARE SAVED BY DADDY JENSEN AI STILL ALIVE BABY

PROFITS ARE UP 120%

RESULTS ARE OUT… Of control. I mean like, what the fuck when are they releasing them?

WHERE ARE THEY

NVIDIA DOWN 0.02% in after hours. WE ARE DOOMED!

WHERE ARE THE RESULTS

Breaking News: NVIDIA ANNOUNCED THEY ARE NOW DEDICATING ALL NEW PROCESSORS TO 🌽 MINING

MY BUTTCHEEKS ARE SO TIGHT

BERS THINK THEY ARE GENIUSES, WHEN IN REALITY WE WILL BOUNCE OF THIS OVERSOLD MINOR CORRECTION VERY QUICKLY AND BREAK 700 BEFORE END OF YEAR. LITERALLY THAT SIMPLE.

TRUMP: $270 BILLION IN AGREEMENTS AND SALES ARE BEING SIGNED BETWEEN DOZENS OF COMPANIES TODAY

THEY ARE GOONING THE MARKET

#$89,599.26 HOLY FUCK. MOST PEOPLE ARE SIMPLY NOT READY FOR WHATS COMING

WHY ARE THEY LETTING THAT ANNUKI ALIEN FREAK ELMO MUSK TALK ON TV.

HEY BEARS ARE YOU REALLY BETTING ON THE MOST OBVIOUS RUG PULL OF ALL TIME HAPPENING AT THE MOST OBVIOUS TIME OF ALL TIME. YOUR PUTS ARE SO FUCKED LMAO 👌

No pressure Jensen LMAO ARE WE IN A BUBBLE>>>?

$TSLA $NVDA - ELON MUSK: XAI AND SAUDI ARE DOING A 500 MEGAWATT PROJECT WITH NVIDIA

DYSTOPIAN GREEN SHREKKING BEARS ARE ABSOLUTELY TOAST

MY VIX PUTS ARE PRINTING 🖨️ (They’re up like 9%)

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOULL SEE 667 IN FIVE MINUTES

BERS WATCHED TOO MANY YOUTUBE VIDEOS FROM 72 YEAR OLDS IN BUNKERS TALKING ABOUT THE END OF FINANCIAL MARKETS AND ARE NOW BEING LIQUIDATED

BERS ARE YOU OKAY.

#WTF ARE YOU REGARDS DOING IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY GOOGL?? LITERALLY UNDERPRICED COMPARED TO OTHER TECH STONKS LOWER P/E

BEARS ARE ACTUALLY RETARDED. THEY THOUGHT THEY HAD ALL COLLECTIVELY TIMED THE BUBBLE AND WERE GOING TO CAPITALIZE ON IT IN A 24 HOUR PERIOD.

THEY ARE DESTROYING AMERICA, PUTS ON EVERYTHING, PUTS ON YOUR PUTS

I like that you were thoughtful enough to say they HAVE constipation, rather than they ARE constipated.  Very progressive of you. 

# WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP-OIL # ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

WE ARE SAVED BULLS

If we did this we’d be millionaires a long time ago. BUT HERE WE ARE