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MY RDDT SHARES ARE DEAD

SLV WHAT ARE YOU DOING GO THE OTHER WAY

MY AAPL LEAPS ARE SAVED!!!!

ARE WE BOMBING IRAN TONIGHT?

THE FILES ARE IN THE COMPUTER! /hansel

SMCI BULLS ARE COOKED TOO 😂

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"YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!" \-Johnny

WE ARE SO BACK … to -2%

# ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?!

BREAKING: THERE ARE NO MORE FAT PEOPLE NVO TO 0

METALS ARE SO FUCKIN BACK

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WE ARE GAPPING UP IM GOING TO CUM

HEY MARKET. OVER HERE. MARKET. WE ARE SICK OF THIS “LET’S SEE HOW LONG WE CAN MILK 700 FOR.” IT’S TIME TO MOVE ON TO 800 RETARDS

BULLS ARE FUCKED

We, Yes, WE ALL ARE BUYING GOLD ON MARKET OPENNNN

LOT OF YOU HERE ARE BEARISH ON METALS SO CALLS IT IS !!!!!!

MY SNDK CALLS ARE PRINTING!!!!

WEEE ARE JEEROOOMEEE POOOOWEELLL 🇺🇸

IS THE FUCKING BUBBLE IN THE ROOM WITH US? WHERE?! CAN ANYONE SHOW ME? ALL I FUCKING SEE ARE EARNINGS BEATS EVERYWHERE I LOOK

WE ARE SO BACKK

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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

NEED BITCOIN TO PUMP NOW. MY NIPPLES ARE READY. 

Before we are back, it has to be joever first. And it was joever on Friday, WE ARE SO BACK BABBBYYYYYYY

WE ARE SO BACK

I just always wonder if the people that were so excited back then, are now tired of all the winning. ARE YOU WINNING YET?!

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???

2008 IS REPEATING WE ARE ALL FUCKED. Till tomorrow morning

SILVER LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF r/orangegladiator WHERE ARE YOU

# YOU ARE A GAMBLING ADDICT AND YOU KNOW IT 🫵 

WHY ARE THEY CALLED FUTURES WHEN THEY CAN'T PREDICT THE FUTURE??

WE ARE COOKED!

FUTES ARE RIPPING

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The beginning of the end. No more safe house assets like crypto and metals were supposed to be. Now they trade like memecoins and rugpull overnight and weekends YOU ARE FKED. 😂

OMG MY SPY PUTS ARE GONNA FUCKING PRINT NEXT WEEK. MARKETS ARE CRASHING HARD. Thank God

WHAT ARE WE DOING AS A COUNTRY WHY ARE WE EVEN READING THIS ON A SATURDAY

GOLD LOST MORE IN VALUE IN ONE DAY THAN THE FED HAS PRINTED SINCE 2020 AND YOU MFS ARE BULLISH.

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I simply don't understand people wanting Silver and Gold prices to go below the original value and just crash to 0. It's not a "bulls get rekt" it's a WE ARE FUCKED BRO, its the absolute economic collapse.

OH MY GOD BANKS ARE STARTING TO FAIL

the whole US market is a meme ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

THEY ARE EATING FORT KNOX!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

LMAO METALS ARE FUCKING RIPPING

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK SHINY ROCKS ARE RIPPING 😎

**SLV SUCKERS ARE SO COOKED… DEEP FRIED AND WELL-DONE**

# BREAKING: SLV IV PERCENTILE IS AT 100% WHICH MEANS YOUR CALLS AND PUTS ARE 100% GUARANTEED TO MAKE MONEY

THE GOOD THING ABOUT SLV IS WE ONLY NEED THREE 5% DAYS AND WE ARE BACK. RIGHT? RIGHT? HAHA