ARE

We, Yes, WE ARE SELLING IREN

YES. MY YOLO CALLS AT YESTERDAY’S CLOSE ARE GONNA PRINT AND EVERYONE DOUBTED ME!!

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED YET?

Spy 681 16 hours ago: it’s all over. it’s going to 0. sell it all. Spy 681 rn: **WE ARE SO FUCKIN BACK BABY**

WE ARE SO BACK.

Y’ALL DIDNT LEARN YOUR LESSON. ALL PRE-MARKET PUMP ARE FAKE, GONNA TANK AS USUAL. THANK YOU

It is interesting how the conversation is "SOFT STOCKS ARE BEING SOLD OFF", while I have tech, soft, space, fuel, minerals and EVERYTHING is -30%.

I used State of the Art OpenAI Chat-GPT 5.3 Codex Extra High Reasoning effort model to vibe code a 0DTE $SPY options trader. It assured me that it can utilize the power of $1 trillion server computers to find true market edge and outperform all hedge funds in the world. It lost $10,000 in 3 days. #WE ARE IN THE AI BUBBLE

I can’t wait to type WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK.

ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TIRED OF WINNING JUST WAIT

#BEING BEARISH IS 🏳️‍🌈, YOU ALL ARE BEING 🏳️‍🌈.

Yes Jassy, I really care about how much the customers are loving things. Please continue talking about fucking customers. WE ARE INVESTORS MFER, TALK PROFITS, NOT CUSTOMER SATISFACTION. READ THE DAMN ROOM.

ARE WE CREATING SHAREHOLDER VALUE YET?

Need a "WE ARE BACK AT THE DRAWING BOARD TARIFFS ARE HERE BY PAUSED INDEFINTELY" tweet rn

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ARE U NOT ENTERTAINED ? FUCKING LOL

I was told(lied to) that $18 trillion was flooding into the US. So much so that you can just find the money and jobs on every corner of the US. WHERE ARE MY BIG BOOTY LATINAS????

**WE ARE SO BACK** (to prices not seen since an hour ago)

ARE YOU WINNING SON?

BE GREEDY WHEN THE REGARDS ARE FEARFUL

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD 

WHY ARE METALS TRACKING THE S&P INTRADAY MOVEMENTS? THIS IS UTTERLY INSANE IF YOU KNOW EVEN THE SLIGHTEST THING ABOUT FINANCIAL MARKETS S&P pops off the bottom as people close out etc, metals pop doing the exact same thing. This should not happen! They should not be moving in tandem! It's like they all got linked into the same premium-destroying algorithm

#HOLY SHIT MY 676 PUTS ARE ACTUALLY GONNA BE ITM

ENOUGH OF PRAYER TALK MANGO, YOUR PRAYERS AREN"T GONNA FIX MY OPTIONS UR TWEETS ARE!!!!!

ARE WE ALLOWED TO CRY AT THE CASINO YET?

MANY OF US ARE IN FACT NOT DCA-PURCHASING FRACTIONAL SHARES OF THE FUCKING INDEX SIR NOW FUCK OFF

ARE WE TIRED OF WINNING YET

BER PUTS ARE “IN THE MONEY”??? WHAT DOES THIS NEW PHRASE MEAN???

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AMZN will beat and go up 4%. Buy spreads to avoid sweating over IV. LAYOFFS ARE BULLISH

HEARING ABOUT MARKET ROTATIONS AND SELLOFFS SO WHAT ARE PEOPLE ROTATING INTO?

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I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! GUYS IM ANNOUNCING!!@!@ THERE ARE FRAMEWORKS, THERE ARE CONCEPTS!!

NOT SPENDING ON AI = BAD SPENDING ON AI = BAD INVESTORS ARE REGARDED

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MSOS MSOX TLRY ARE NEXT 

WENDYS, YOU ARE NOW ON THE TEAM

GOOG EUPHORIA WE ARE BACK BABY

GOOGLE??? BUT EARNINGS ARE AT 4:30?????

WORLD WILL HEAL WHEN BOOMERS ARE GONE 

BEARS ARE A DOMESTIC TERRORIST ORGANIZATION THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

# THEY'RE EATING THE SAAS, THEY ARE EATING THE AI

THE PLTR CALLS I CLOSED FOR 15.00 AFTER EARNINGS ARE NOW 2.36 RIP TO THE BOL WHOS STILL HOLDING THAT POSITION

SOYBEANS ARE RIPPING!

STEP SLV BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WHERE ARE THE DAMN CATALYSTS

TECH BULLZ ARE COOKED