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***SORRY IF YOU ARENT MASS PANICING YOH ARE RETAED***

BERS ARE LITERALLY SO FUCKED

WE ARE CHARLIE KIRKKKK WE CARRY THE FLAAAAMEEE

ARE YOU READY FOR THE JAPANESE TO CAPITULATE DIP SUCKERS?

IT BETTER BE WITH THE BILLIONS AND BILLIONS THEY ARE SPENDING ON AI BUILD OUT. ITS ALL HYPE RATE NOW!

WHAT BUBBLE YOU TALKING ABOUT. MAG7 ARE NOT IN A BUBBLE BY ANY MEANS

SO WHAT? THEY ARE FUCKING OVERSOLD AS HELL RIGHT NOW DuMMas$

HOLY FUCK WE ARE DOWN 5.4% FROM ATH

PEOPLE SITTING ON THE SIDELINES HOLDING CASH ARE SO ANNOYING LIKE WE GET IT U HAVE NO BALLZ

EVEN IF YOU ARE A GHEY BER YOU SHOULD STILL BE CONCERNED BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN TOGETHER

ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?!?!?

I mean let's be real. ITS PROBABLY TIME TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC SELL EVERYTHING. HOLY MOLY WE ARE SO COOKED.

HOLY SHIT MY HOOD CALLS ARE OBLITERATED HAHAHAHHAHH im fine laugh lol haha im fine … ….

# IF YOUR STOCKS ARE NOT DOWN DOUBLE DIGITS TODAY, YOU ARE NOT INVESTING!

There is a 25% chance we get a tweet that reads “ALL TARIFFS ARE BEING PAUSED FOR 45 DAYS SO ALL LOW INCOME PEOPLE CAN HAVE AN AFFORDABLE THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS! THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE AND MANY ARE SAYING MAYBE I AM THE ‘REAL’ SANTA! GOD BLESS!” bears beware

PYPL MAY BE DOWN 31% YTD BUT AT LEAST WE LONGS ARE NOW GETTING A 1 TIME 14 CENT DIVIDEND

Already up 4 dollars from bottom, not even power hour yet. WE ARE SO BACK

WHY ARE BEARS STILL WINNING?!?!?!

GOOGL GOOG WILL SAVE US ONLY BITCH GREEN WHEN MARKET FIXES WHEN LISA COOK AND FED ARE FIRED. WE WILL RIPPP $330 SOON

THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN

WE ARE SO BACK

the most funny thing is when people were screaming BERS ARE FCKED since yesterday LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

BULLS ARE SOOOO FUCKED...🥳🥳🥳🥳

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED 🐍

RAISE THE FLAGS CUT THE SAILS WE ARE GOING DOWN

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK THE BERRORISTS ARE GREEDY

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED??

THE RUNNNERS ARE RUNNNING LFG

BERS ARE THE 37 YEAR OLD UNCLE WHO THOUGHT HE WAS TOO COOL TO HAVE CHILDREN AND MISSED OUT ON THE BIGGEST JOY IN LIFE. LOOKING AT EVERYONE ELSE LIVING A FULFILLING LIFE. KIND OF LIKE THE LAST TWO DAYS OF BERS THINKING THEY ARE BIG BRAINED AND GETTING SMOKED IN THE MARKETS. THANK YOU.

ITS A BOL WORLD, AND BERS ARE JUST SHIDDIN N PISSIN IN IT!

OH NO STARBUCKS IS MOONING WE ARE FUCKED

BERS ARE THE DAVE RAMSEY OF TRADERS

BERS I JUST HIT MY FIRST BAN BET AFTER YOU DOUBTED ME. BEEN YELLING AT YOU IN ALL CAPS FOR CLOSE TO 3 DAYS TELLING YOU HOW MORONIC YOU ARE

NVDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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# holy FUCK MY SPY CALLS ARE AT 52% IV OH FUK

BOYS SKIMMED MILK POWDER FUTURES ARE RIPPINGGGGG!!! I HOPE YOU ALL LISTENED 🚀 🚀 🚀 

Denial 👈 YOU ARE HERE Anger Bargaining Depression Acceptance

IF YOU SELL AT OPEN YOU ARE GHEI

NVDA goes for -0.0001% dip.. WSB: LOOK WHAT EUROPOORS ARE DOING, THEY ONLY KNOW SELLING

#WHY ARE YOU 🌈? 👀

MFERS ARE TALKING ABOUT BETTING AGAINST THE SHOVEL SELLERS INSTEAD OF THE MINERS. RETARDS!

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BOYS GET FUCKING READY TO NOT WORK AT MCDONALDS

BERS ARE a) ugly b) fat c) poor d) all of the above

The last 24 hours have been - PLACE BETS ON NVDA AND AMD - BRIEF ANXIETY ATTACK - YELL AT BEARS TELLING THEM WHY THEY ARE WRONG - WATCH PREDICTABLE V BOUNCES - OBVIOUS V FORMATION, BUY TQQQ, SELL IT - AMD AND NVDA PRINT - YELL AT BEARS TELLING THEM THEY ARE ALSO WRONG TOMORROW

I HEAR BEARS ARE MIGRATING TO R/GARYVEE AND BECOMING ACTIVE IN THE GARAGE SALE FLIPPING COMMUNITY AFTER ENDURING A BRUTAL SHREK V AFTER HOURS.

meta bagholders WE ARE SOOO BACK (until tomorrow open) but WE ARE SOO BACK

NVDA EARNINGS BEAT EPSTEIN FILES BULLS ARE HAVING A GREAT WEEK