ARE

WE ARE DEVELOPING THE NEXT GENERATION OF THINKERS, MINDS THAT WILL INFINITELY SURPASS THE LIMIT OF HUMAN INTELLECT, REVOLUTIONISE THE MODERN WORLD, EXPONENTIALLY MULTIPLY THE ADVANCEMENT OF MANKIND, AND YOU ARE BEARISH?

BEARS ARE THE WILLIAM HUNG OF WALL STREET BETS. FUNNY TO LISTEN TO THEM SPEAK, AND CAN’T REALLY UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THEY SAY, AND DEEP DOWN WE KNOW THEY ARE TALENTLESS.

#FAKE AND GAY FUTES ARE OUR ONLY HOPE!

BESSENT: ENTIRE ECONOMY NOT AT RISK OF RECESSION BESSENT: INTEREST RATE SENSITIVE SECTORS ARE IN RECESSION, BUT CONFIDENT ABOUT 2026 GROWTH PROSPECTS

BESSENT: INTEREST RATE SENSITIVE SECTORS ARE IN RECESSION, BUT CONFIDENT ABOUT 2026 GROWTH PROSPECTS

WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT

WE ARE SCIENTISTS - NOBODY MOVE, NOBODY GET HURT #🗣️

NOT BOLD ENOUGH ARE YOU KITTEN ME

WHAT THEORIES ARE YOU REFERENCING. OR ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE VERIFIED ONE WITH GHISLAINES INVOLVEMENT WITH MOSSAD

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WE ARE SO BACK (i‘m down 79% instead of 88%)

WE ARE SO BACK, +$1,000 BABY!!! **-$4,000 in a month**

WE ARE SO BACK BABY

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

WE ARE IN IT FOR THE LONG RUN RIGHT

# WE ARE IN A GREAT DEPRESSION

# ARE YA WINNING SON???

#IF YOU DON’T HAVE GOOGLE YOU ARE MISSING OUT IMO

#WHEN EVERYBODY AND THEIR PETS ARE BUYING PUTS, MMs WILL ALWAYS INVERSE

BREAKING NEWS: CHAT BOTS ARE NOT WORTH TWENTY TRILLION DOLLARS

WTF ARE THESE MOVES?! WORSE THAN KATY PERRY

#**BTC IS AS MUCH AN “INVESTMENT” AS YOU ARE “HOT”** 🫵🏼🤡

HOW ARE WE GOING RED

AS A 72 YEAR OLD, I AM STILL TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THIS PLATFORM. WHAT IS A TOP 1% COMMENTOR? THEY SPEND SO MUCH TIME ON HERE THAT THEY POST MORE THAN 99% OF OTHERS? ARE THEY PROUD OF THAT? DO WE GIVE THEM A MERIT BADGE TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER?

HELLO CHAT, MY NAME IS CHARLES HIGGINS FROM SUPERIOR, WISCONSIN. I DO NOT EVEN CHECK MARKET PERFORMANCE. IN MY EXPERIENCE, DAY TRADING IS VOLATILE, AND MOST ARE BETTER OFF SIMPLY BUYING ETFS OVER THE LONG RUN AND BELIEVING IN AMERICA.

SOME YOU ARE BEING BLINDLY BEARBOOZLE FUCKED. DO NOT SELL YOUR STOCKS

THE GEN Z CHILDREN ARE SELLING NVDA AND PLTR TO BUY AAPL LITERALLY JUST MONEY HOPPING AROUND FOR THESE KIDS TO BASICALLY GAMBLE  NOT GONNA LAST

IMAGINE A WORLD AFTER JIM KRAMER WITHOUT MARKET MANIPULATION. PRETTY SURE THAT GUY AND ELMO ARE ALIENS FROM THE FUTURE. THAT, OR KRAMER IS LITERALLY JUST RETARDED

WHEN WILL JIM CRAMER / JIM CAREY / MICHAEL SAYLOR WHOEVER THE ELITES ARE REALIZE

ARE WE DYING OR NOT??

#HOW SOON TILL THERE ARE NO BIDS ON CORN AND SAYLOR STRATEGY'S INC

spy goes down -1.5% and it goes green 0.5% today , BERS ARE SHAKING, LMAO ??? hope i won't catch you saying 'i want a refund' later

WE ARE SO BACK

so you ARE entertained

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# FUCK DEM BERS # ALL BECAUSE CRASH COIN # BULLS FUCKING UNITE # WE ARE STRONGER THAN GHEY BERS

THE BERRORISTS ARE ATTACKING 650

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

# CRAZY THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE STILL WILLING TO PAY 80 FUCKING GRAND FOR THAT USE- AND WORTHLESS POS

WE ARE BLEEDING FROM EVERY ORIFICE .

THE MOST HILARIOUS PART OF THIS FORUM ARE THE 1% COMMENTERS. IT IS FUN TO COMMENT IN HERE AFTER RIPPING A FEW TEQUILAS WITH TIME TO KILL, BUT BEING IN THE TOP 1 PERCENTILE IN A REDDIT FORUM MAKES YOU OBJECTIVELY A LOSER. THAT IS ALL

BEARS WEAR COWBOYS HATS ON TV FOR CLOUT SO EVERYONE THINKS THEY COSPLAY AS RANCHERS. THEY ARE LIKELY FROM THE AUSTIN METRO(SEXUAL)

HONESTLY ALL THE BULL/BEAR STUFF IS SO DUMB. 95% OF YOU WOULD BE BETTER OFF DCAING INTO ETFS AND BEING DAVE RAMSEY CUCKS. BUT HERE WE ARE

#ARE YA WINNING, SON? ⢸⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⡷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠢⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠈⠑⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠖⠒⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⣀⢤⣼⣀⡠⠤⠤⠼⠤⡄⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠑⡤⠤⡒⠒⠒⡊⠙⡏⠀⢀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠢⡄⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⠧⠟⠁⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⠀⠀⠈⢉⠟⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢺⠧⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⢸⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⠀⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠷

#BEARISHHHHH YOU ALL ARE ## Buy calls at open

WE ARE SO BACK

My girls sitting here watching dancing with the stars while my port got hit with grape shot. WE’RE RED WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THIS

qqq up 0.04% in post market. WE ARE SO BACK

***SORRY IF YOU ARENT MASS PANICING YOH ARE RETAED***