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#ARE THE MARKETS GONNA BE GHEY OR REGARDED TODAY

# ARE YOU READY FOR THE SLIDEEEEEEEEEEEE

OMG MY CVS PUTS ARE PRINTING, FUCK YOU HEALTHCARE

NBIS EARNINGS COMING UP GET YOUR OPTIONS WHILE THEY ARE STILL CHEAP.

No it's not. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

TF ARE YOU SMOKING?

SHOULD I FULL PORT 0DTE SPY CALLS? GEMINI: "ABSOLUTELY NOT! THAT IS GAMBLING! YOU ARE TREADING ON DANGEROUS TERRITORY, THIS IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!" DEEPSEEK: "GO FOR IT MY NGGA BUY THE 700C"

FED'S MIRAN: WE ARE SEEING SOME SIGNS OF STRESS IN THE JOB MARKET Yeah no shit lol Calls

WHERE ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

GOLDMAN SACKS SAYS ALGOS ARE GOING TO FUCK YOU ALL THIS WEEK AND YOU STILL BOUGHT CALLS TODAY

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WE ARE SO BACK PEDO CANNIBALS CANT STOP US

Market, Metals, Everything: WE ARE GOING UP BABY!!! RDDT: Not me, think i'll just sit this one out, even after having stellar earnings....fuck your calls!

🫵🏽 YOU 🫵🏽 ARE NOW BAGHOLDING H1MS PUTS YOU BOUGHT FROM THE OPENING

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IF YOU THINK BEARS ARE FUCKED NOW WAIT TILL KEVIN WARSH LOWERS INTEREST RATES TO 1% 

MY META LEAPS ARE SAVED

BERS SIT THE FUCK DOWN ACTUAL STOCK UNDERSTANDERS ARE GAMBLING NOW

ARE WE GOING TO DO THE BARCODE GAME AGAIN?

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BEARS ARE GONNA GET WRECKED TODAY.

OMG WE ARE RED I AM SELLING EVERYTHING TODAY AT OPEN FUCK FUCK FUCK MARKET CRASHING SPY IS THE BIGGEST BULL TRAP IN THE HISTORY OF BOL TRAPS BERS WON

This might come as a shock to you but rape, human trafficking, and pedophilia ARE in fact worse than a man dressed in drag reading for story time.

THE SEAHAWKS ARE MARCHING DOWN THE FIELD

YET HERE YOU ARE ON A FINANCE REDDIT

FUTES ARE DRIPPING 

#WHY ARE YOU 🌈

LATINASSSSS ARE ONLY WORTH WATCHING

WHERE IS BAD BUNNY? MY BURGERS ARE GOING COLD AND I AM HUNGRY AF THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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FUTES ARE LITERALLY CRASHING 🤌

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FUTES ARE RIPPING

ARE YOU READY TO MAKE SHIT LOADS OF MONIEZ TOMORROW

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ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IRAN?

ARE WE GOING TO NUKE IRAN THIS WEEKEND?

#ITS A CONSPIRACY MM'S ARE LEVERAGING HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN AN EFFORT TO BLOW UP MY 5 FOR $5.00 PORTFOLIO!!!!

CALLS CALLS CALLS, BOLS ARE BACK, SPY 700, V IS HERE MMs WE ARE ALL BUYING

Same as bers anyone saying "WE ARE SO BACK" means stay cautious stay cash gang

Me burning all of my money and financial wellbeing The office speaker: JOSE CUERVO YOU ARE A FRIEND OF MINE... 🎶

WE ARE SO BACK!

META WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WE ARE SO BACK

#WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TANKING $MU ??????

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We, Yes, WE ARE SELLING IREN

YES. MY YOLO CALLS AT YESTERDAY’S CLOSE ARE GONNA PRINT AND EVERYONE DOUBTED ME!!