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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Brace yourselves. So many OMG WTF WHY ARE WE AT ATH?!?! WHO IS BUYING!?!?!? posts are coming tomorrow.

#MY LEAPS ARE LOVING ALL THIS GLAZE.

#HOW ARE THOSE PUTS YOU BOUGHT AT THE BOTTOM LOOKING?

ARE WE DRILLING? WTF

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # YOU THINK WE'RE DONE PUMPING WHEN RATES ARE GOING BACK TO 0? # ASSET BUBBLE JUST STARTING TO INFLATE

WAIT A SECOND, YOURE TELLING ME THE MARKET DROPPED A DOLLAR AND YOURE NOT BUYING CALLS ITS LEGITIMATELY FREE MONEY EVERY SINGLE TIME LMAOOOO YOU GUYS ARE MORONS

##YOU ARE GAY AND YOUR DICK IS SMALL

Markets don’t go down calls ARE FREE MONEY ITS THAY SIMPLE

#WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RED $META REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

IM GONNA SERVE EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE , CUNTTTTTT

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I've been shorting NVDA for 2 weeks now and I can't understand how bears survive on this consistently. Seeing your positions go green +2% on days like this, but -40% the rest of the days. You get fucked in the ass everyday but then you get your small dose of dopamine just so you can get hooked. It's the hope that kills you. **TL;DR; BEARS ARE GEY**

my ALL IN SPY CALLS ARE PRINTING EPIC V JUST STARTED

>BESSENT: 🥭 ACCOUNTS ARE AIMED AT MAKING YOUNG PEOPLE BAGHOLDERS

Backing up the truck and loading up on absolutely DIRT CHEAP SPY and QQQ calls on this fake dip # AI IS HERE TO STAY # +100K JOBS ADDED AS SOON AS THAT 0.25BPS RATE CUT HITS THIS MONTH # CALLS ARE FREE MONEY

#if your smoll biz isnt in the S AND P FIVE HUNDRED WTF ARE U DOING

People finally tired if SPX SPY mafia bullshit WHERE ARE THE FUCKING AI TENDIES

**ARE YOU READY TO GO TO 6-70? GET IT? 6-7?**

**ARE YOU STUPID? ARE YOU A STUPID PERSON? AND YOU’RE JUST ASKING QUESTIONS CAUSE YOU’RE A STUPID PERSON**

WE ARE CREATING A NEW GENERATION OF CAPITALISTS, crazy work

BERS ARE DESTROYING THE AMERICAN DREAM CALL THE NATIONAL GUARDS

AMAZON ANNOUNCES UPDATES TO ARTFICIAL INTELLIGENCE MODELS || AMAZON SAYS NEW CHIPS ARE MORE COST EFFECTIVE THAN NVIDIA'S || AMAZON RUSHES OUT LATEST AI CHIP TO TAKE ON NVIDIA, GOOGLE

WHERE ARE THE CRYPTO DOOMERS NOW? COME OUT COWARDS

# ARE YA WINNING SON??

hey, that's my joke but I add emojis too WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆

FAKE NEWS, PRICES ARE DOWN 1500%

Plant Meat and ALL APES & BULLS ARE VEGAN IN WILD 🦍🦍🦍🦍🤔

ALL APES AND BULLS ARE VEGAN U WANT TO MEET ME AT UFC GYM IN NYC ?

FUTES ARE ABSOLUTELY FUTING

BERS ARE OMEGAFUGG'D TODAY LMAO 🤌

$AMZN CALLS ARE THE MOVE YODAY AWS IGNITE EVENT = BIG ANNOUNCEMENT AND CLOUD ☁️ GROWTH!!!!!!

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BERS ARE OMEGAFUGG'D TODAY LMAO 🤌

##YOU ARE GAY AND YOUR DICK IS SMALL

HOLY SHIT FUTES ARE >!NOT OPEN DUMASS ITS 5 PM REGARD!<

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

#TODAY WASN’T BAD BUT A GOOD REASON AS TO WHY LEAPS ARE LEGENDARY.

PUTS ARE PRINTINGG

THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN, THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN

# PONZI SCHEMES ARE LEGAL - JUST PUT IN IN THE SMALL PRINT 😂

>COSTCO JOINS COMPANIES SUING TO SECURE REFUNDS IF TARIFFS ARE REDUCED OR REVERSED. lol

JOKES ASIDE BERS ARE NOT SMART

#NOTICE HOW QUIET THE DOOMERS ARE?

Crypto bros are losing their allowance and their student loans, and you're laughing. YOU'RE LAUGHING. THEY ARE FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIFE AND YOU'RE LAUGHING

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY WE ARE 1.3% DOWN FROM ATH HOLY FUCK

Bears gonna be looking at bulls like “YOU ARE JUST LIKE PAPA”

BEARS ARE CALLING FOR CALAMITY ADD 3% to all indexes

# ARE YA WINNING SON?