ARE

#OUR $687 ARE ALIVE

CPI is gonna be so cooked like jobs Then we get the “VIRTUALLY NO INFLATION, WE ARE THE HOTTEST COUNTRY, TOO LATE POWELL MUST CUT” truth social bomb followed by 2% gap up

#MY $687 CALLS ARE FIIINNNNNEEEEEE

ARE WE HAVING FUN YET

ALL THE IMMIGRANTS ARE BUYING UP THE HOMES. Now no one can sell their overpriced homes. GENIUS

THERE ARE NO BREAKS I REPEAT: THE BREAKS ARE BROKEN

#ARE YOU WINNING YET?

YOUR COUNTRY IS RAN BY A STUPID CORRUPTED ORANGE AND YALL ARE SURPRISED # SOME OF YOU VOTED FOR THIS LMAO

#ARE HOME SALES PRICED IN YET

i call your bs on former investment banker, pension funds ARE the biggest institutional investors along side insurance companies and sovereign wealth funds. Yeah quantum physics phds lol, so quantum physics is the smartest sounding discipline you can come up with right now

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING LMFAO

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CHAT WHY ARE WE GOING **UPPIES** IN A **RECESSION**? 🤡 🤡 🤡

**WE ARE SO BACK** (to prices not seen since every single day for the past 5 months)

WE ARE SO BACK, it’s back to the days where MU and SNDK gap up 5-10% daily, like they did at the start of the year

ARE WE GREEN TMW? DOES ANYONE KNOW?

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# MEN WHO ARE broke have themselves to blame for not sucking CAWK

DING FRIES ARE DONE! DING FRIES ARE DONE! DING FRIES ARE DONE!

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CMON MSFT YOU ARE ABOUT TO END BELOW 400, SHOW THESE CLOWNS

THE ALGOS ARE WATCHING ME THERE ARE BUGS IN MY SKIN

THEY ARE ATTACKING AMERICA, FUK JEO BDIEN, SO MUCH WINNING NOW! RECORD FLAT MARKET, SO MANY FLAT DAYS, NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS, INFINITE THETA

JOBS AND HOT CPI INC RATE CUT BERS ARE SO BACK

RATE CUT BERS ARE BACK???? CPI FRIDAY!!!

BEARS ARE GONNA GET ANOTHER REALITY CHECK TODAY.

btc going to destroy all the bers, soon back to 90k. WE ARE BACK, ath is now

HAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU MSFT DROPPING LIKE I SAID WHERE ARE THE HATERS NOW?!?

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THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADE

FUCK ME JOB NUMBERS BETTER THAN EXPECTED WE ARE BACK FK BEARS

GOD DAMN I HAVE TWO TODDLERS BUT THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND GIVE ME SO MUCH PEACE

BER ARE FUCKING COOKED

ARE WE PUMPING YET HUHUH

METALS ARE GONNA SHINE TODAY. COPX SLV GLD

WHY DO I HAVE A FEELING COPX SLV AND GLD ARE GONNA GO UP 10% TODAY.

>CREDIT CARD STRESS IS SURGING: 12.7% OF CREDIT CARD LOANS ARE NOW 90+ DAYS DELINQUENT, THE SECOND-HIGHEST LEVEL EVER, SURPASSED ONLY DURING THE AFTERMATH OF THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS EverythingsFine.gif

Lol for 4 months it was all “LOL THESE JOBS NUMBERS ARE COOKED HAHA STONKIES UP” and now everyone’s like “Well shit they’re gona release the fake numbers again and wipe everything out”. Nice.

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GUYS I BOUGHT PUTS ITS GOING TO PUMP TMR YOU ARE WELCOME

BABY ARE YOU DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN…YES I AM BABY…DOWN ON MY KNEES FOR THESE DOLLA BILLS 

# CHOOO CHOOOOOO # LOOK AT THOSE FUTURES ABSOLUTELY # SOARING # GOING TO BE +1% BEFORE ANY DATA DROPS SO IF IT'S BAD IT'S ONLY GOING TO GO BACK TO FLAT # WE ARE FULLY BACK IN BUY EVERY SINGLE DIP MARKET

1 hr ago:TRUMP- OUR EMPLOYMENT NUMBERS ARE REALLY GOOD So he’s seen Tomm morning numbers before they get released or are they cooking them?

WE ARE ON TRACK MY FELLOW BAGHOOLD REGARDERERS

you ARE the danger now

STOCK MARKET AT ALL-TIME HIGH! HOW ARE YOUR 409K'S DOING? 70%, 80%, 90% up? Only 50% up! What are you doing wrong?

I used State of the Art OpenAI Chat-GPT 5.3 Codex Extra High Reasoning effort model to vibe code a 0DTE $SPY options trader. It assured me that it can utilize the power of $1 trillion server compute to find true market edge and outperform all hedge funds in the world. It lost $10,000 in 3 days. #WE ARE IN THE AI BUBBLE

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!

###WHY TF ARE THE BRITISH PUTTING SO MANY REGULATIONS ON GOOG META AAPL AND THE LIKE GODDAM COMM*ES

CAN YOU HEAR ME SONIC? REGULAR ATTACKS ARE USELESS NOW. ATTACK IT USING TEAM BLAST!