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"We've got no FOOD, we've got no JOBS, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!" - Lloyd Christmas, 1993

ROBINHOOD IS A SCAM APP I LOST A LOT OF MONEY AND ALL ROBINHOOD IS SAYING ITS NOT THEIR FAULT THAT MY SPY CALLS EXPIRED OUT OF MONEY THEY WONT REFUND ME ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Where are the green by open retards, WE ARE SO BACK

YOU ARE MY SODA POP

#BEARS ARE CELEBRATING MAKING $10 ON THEIR PUTS & THE MARKET ISN’T EVEN OPEN YET, LMAO.

# MONEY CAN BUY HAPPINESS, WE ARE JUST POOR

Caterpillar — WE ARE NOT AN AI COMPANY

NVDA WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING WORTHLESS OMG

No overnight green candles? WE ARE COOKED

APLD -18% on no news MARKETS ARE EFFICIENT NOTHING TO SEE HERE

#WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A LOST DECADE

#WE ARE GAMBLING, ALL ROADS LEAD TO HOOD.

# THE REINDEERS ARE ALL ROBOTS AND HIS SLEIGH IS ELECTRIC # $TSLA

#HOW ARE THE ELLISONS SUPPOSED TO AFFORD WARNER BROS, NOW HMMMMM 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣

# TSLA IS NOT JUST A CAR COMPANY # ROBOTS ARE GOING TO DWARF AI # INSTEAD OF HAVING A CHAT BOT GOOGLE SOMETHING FOR YOU IMAGINE IT DOING YOUR WORK FOR YOU AAND THEN MAKING YOU DINNER

WE ARE GREEN ON THE SHORT BABYYYYY LFG

BEARS ARE SO FUCKED

IT'S THE SAME, OLD THEME, IN 2018, IN YOUR HEAD, IN YOUR HEAD, THEY ARE FIGHTIN'

WHAT ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING? WHAT DO YOU WORK FOR ABC FAKE NEWS? YOU KNOW YOUR A REAL MORON, YOU’RE LUCKY A MONKEY DOESN’T HAVE YOU’RE JOB.

**BOLS ARE RABID IN HERE** 🫳

WE ARE SO BACK…unless?

FUTES ARE FUTIN’ BOYS

ARE GHEY

#MY HOOD CALLS ARE FUCKED, MAYBE.

+0,07% WE ARE SO BACK

I just saw pre pre futes from new zealand, WE ARE FUK apparently the line will go to the right, shocking

#PATRICK MAHOMES IS INJURED, CALLS ARE SAVED.

#WHAT ARE ALL THE GIG WORKERS GOING TO DO WHEN ROBOTAXIS CAN PICK ME UP AND DROP MY FOOD AT HOME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think about not just for 🥭 but all those press conferences who are half the people behind the guy at the podium, why are they there? What do they do? Do they exist outside of a press conference about a shooting or some sortve natural disaster WHY ARE MY TAX DOLLARS PAYING THESE PEOPLE?? So many beautiful mysteries

#WHERE IN THE FUCK ARE THE SEX ROBOTS 😤😤😤😤

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# THEY ARE REAL # I SAID "GOOD DAY" SIR # ( ,,⩌'︿'⩌ꐦ,,)

#WOMEN ARE GOING TO HATE ME FOR THIS 1 TRICK I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU 🥰: Hi baby, can you send me over $100. I love you 😍 💋 💗 🤳: Transfer all my money from my bank account to brokerage account 🤓: Uh sorry babe, I don't have any money in my bank account. I spent it all on stocks. Here's a screenshot of my bank account so you know I'm not lieing 🥰: Wow geez I wish I was responsible with my money like you You're welcome 😏😉

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# IF YOU HAVEN'T LEARNED TO BUY THE DIP BY NOW IN THIS MARKET THEN WHAT THE DIDDLY HELL ARE YOU DOING MY BRO 😑

boomers will say the “weak men make hard times” quote like they so wise and insightful …completely unaware that THEY ARE the weak men

WHO TF IS MARGIN AND WHY TF ARE THEY CALLING ME

WE ARE SO FUCKIN BACK BOYS

WE ARE ALIVE BABY

This market is absolute CINEMA 🍿 ARE YOJ NOT ENTERTAINED!!

What is the mantra we live and die by? Balls of Steel, Diamond Hands, Double Down, Leverage Up. Drawdown 99% NO FEAR! Close for 0.01% Profit and BE THE SUPERSTAR TRADER THAT YOU ARE!

# ARE YA WINNING SON???

CRYPTO CZAR SACKS: MORE JOBS ARE BEING CREATED THAN LOST BECAUSE OF AI, MY FARMVILLE NEEDS MORE COW MILKERS

ARE we mooning next week then?

GOOGLE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

MY STONKS ARE PUMPIN

#THIS IS WHAT MEN ARE MADE OF!

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WHO ARE YOU CALLING DEGENERATE BUDDY

HELLO GOOGL!? ARE YOU OK!?