ARE

"THE PRICE OF TURKEY IS DOWN 30% AND EGGS ARE DOWN 82% Would be insane to turn a speech that stated with that into a war announcement lol

WE ARE SO BACK

#INFLATION NUMBERS TOMORROW ARE BAD

#📖 The Book of Bearhunter, Chapter 3, Verse 16 #“BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO BUY THE DIP, FOR THEY SHALL INHERIT THE VOLATILITY.” #LMAO🤌

FUTES ARE GONNA DRILL LMAO

THE MARKET BEARS ARE BACK, FOLKS AND WE’RE OPENING THE SEASON! I’M AUTHORIZING FULL BEAR HUNTING BECAUSE THE ECONOMY IS TOO STRONG, NO HIDING ANYMORE. ONLY THE BEST BULLS SURVIVE, HUGE GAINS, BELIEVE ME!

WHO THE FUCK IS WE ASSHOLE "WE" ARE NOT BUYING SHARES OF THE INDEX "WE" ARE NOT BOGLEHEADS "WE" ARE DOWN FUCKING BAD OK?

WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT. 😇

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GOOGL YOU ARE IN NASDAQ. NASDAQ IS UP AH. FUCKING GO UP

PSA: BOLS ARE STUPID!

# ARE YA WINNING SON???

# BERS ARE PETTY LMAO 😎

ARE THERE NO HEROES LEFT IN OUR MIDST??

#WE ARE SO FUCKED PUTS ON EVERYTHING

WE ARE SO FUCKING COOKED

You didn’t sell after “WE ARE NOT ENRON”?

#AND YOU REGARDS ARE STILL NOT BUYING GOLD 🤡🫵🏻

HOW MANY ASSISTANTS ON WALLSTREET DO YOU THINK ARE GETTING SEXUALLY HARASSED TODAY??

#MARKETS ARE IN PANIC YALL JUST DONT KNOW IT YET

OH MY GOD!!! IT'S OVER!!! THE AI BUBBLE IS EXPLODING!!! WE ARE DONE!!! SELL EVERYTHING!!! 

It’s a big club. And you ARE in it It’s the I care about you club :)

# PEASANTS. ARE. NOT. SUPPOSED. TO. WIN.

MY FULL PORT OF PUTS AT OPEN ARE CUMMINGGGGGGG

ok buls, we ARE actually gonna need you to buy some stuff so the economy doesn't shit itself to death right now

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Oh, and now watch ARE fucking moon to $75 or some bullshit.

Did a panic trade yesterday. First one in a while and feel dumb so i'll confess. Buddy sends me 6 minutes of voice messages about ARE (REIT ETF) and how it's at all time low and how it will bounce. FUCK IT. I threw 7k in $50 calls 300 days out (sitting at 46.5). To my surprise, my lowball order (limit) hit and immediately saw a loss of like $500 cos the trade after that had the contracts at like 50 cents less. Then the ETF went down another 2%. I was now down like $750 in minutes. I got super mad and got all upset so I set a sell at 10c above what I bought. The stock reversed and climbed back up, my position closed and it kept going up and ended +30 cents above my purchase. It was stupid cos it's 300 days out and it was 2% move. I was just revenge trading cos I was mad at my mistake of setting my limit buy too high. All in all, lost $140 I think. At least I'm not the iRobot guy.

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GUYS, SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY AFTER HOURS FUTURES ARE RED, WHAT DID I MISS??

ARE WEED STOCKS BACK?!

#THE STOCK MARKET WENT UP BECAUSE THE JOBS REPORT SUCKED, PEOPLE ARE GETTING LAID OFF, AND INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A RATE CUT 🫵🤣🤣🤣

You ARE the weakest link…GOODBYE!

#WE ARE HIGHLY REGARDED FOR BUYING TSLA PUTS

BERS ARE TOO STRONG MAN !!!!!! 😮‍💨 LORD HAVE MERCYYYY

ITS FUCKING OVER I KNOW THESE FURUS ARE GETTING PUT IN A BLENDER IF THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT “HOLDING” LMAOOOO

Jokes on MMs, I’m not selling my calls even if they ARE down -85%

#TSLA HOOD & 🌽 ARE CARRYING THE BOATS.

# WHAT ARE SOME HIGH RISK LOW REWARD STONKS??? I NEED TO FEEL MORE PAIN FROM THE LOSS I JUST REALIZED.

Every attempt is swatted down. Bulls *ARE* trying but the Bears will not yeild

DUMB BULLS ARE ABOUT TO BE RUG PULLED LMAO 🤌🤌🤌

Up, down, left, right, WTF ARE WE DOING TODAY

WHITE HOUSE ECONOMIC ADVISER HASSETT TO REPORTERS ON JOBS DATA: NEED BLS COMMISSIONER WHO REVISITS HOW DATA ARE CALCULATED Can’t wait for this guy to run the FED lmao

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DATA CENTERS ARE GREEN THANK YOU BLACK SANTA JESUS