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# GOLD IS THE MACRO TRADE OF THE CENTURY AND YOU REGARDS ARE STILL FUCKING AROUND WITH 0DTE SPY OPTIONS

WE ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD

FUTES ARE SO RED. WE GONNA LOSE EVERYTHING

ALL THE DOORS ARE OPEN! WAIT, WHERE'S MY COUCH?! DUUUUDE! WHO STOLE MY COUCH?!!

OPEN-AI NEWEST BENCHMARK SCORES ARE OUT AND THEY ARE ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT. LMAO 800 BILLION

#THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO HOLD STOCKS NOW ARE THE ONES DUMB ENOUGH TO GET ASSIGNED LMAO 🤌

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When the US Government has come to the point that they are actively trying to limit access to documents that exposes men who have raped little girls, you know we are all fucked. Like, we aren't even going to pretend we are a decent species anymore? If you are rich enough and powerful enough you can rape little children and people in the highest levels of Government will help you conceal it and protect you and your friends. RULES AND LAWS ARE FOR POOR PEOPLE.

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HOLY FUCK, GO TO THE CONTACT BOOK FILE DISCARD THE REST, IT'S TRASH...THE NAMES ARE IN THE CONTACT BOOK PDF

DJT announcement: MY NAME IS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND ON THE HOAX FILES. THE BLACK LINES ARE THERE TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT. DJT MEDIA MERGING WITH QUANTUM AI PRECIOUS METALS COMPANY. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

ALL YOU BOLS ARE JUST EXIT LIQUIDITY. BIG MONEY IS ROLLING/BUYING LONG DATED CALLS IN THIS POSITION BECAUSE THEY ALSO WANT TO BE EXIT LIQUDITITY. EVERYONES EXIT LIQUIDITY BUT ME, THE SUPER INTELLIGENT BER.

CRWV GAINS ARE INSANE ! 😵‍💫

They are not worried about his name being in the files because they removed it but they ARE worried about how OBVIOUS it will be.

GPUs ARE FUCKING LIT

DUMPS JUST BEGINNING GUYS PANIC SELL EVERYTHING WE ARE FUK - retards

NVDA BROS WE ARE SO BACK AI AI AI AI AI

PUMP AT OPEN WE ARE SO BACK

# LMAO BEARS # THEY ARE NOT LETTING THIS GO DOWN

# IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S A A +3% DAY OR A -3% DAY # FUTURES ARE ALWAYS GREEN

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HE STOLE YOUR ICE CREAM! ARE YOU GONNA LET HIM GET AWAY WITH IT! hey that's my ice cream 🤓 GOOD SPONGEBOB, NOW LET HIM HAVE IT!! 😈 you can have it 🤓 🤦‍♂️

#BREAKING: JAPAN ANNOUNCES THAT THEY ARE REMOVING THE PIXELS FROM THE PORN

What ARE birds? We just don't know.

DATA CENTERS ARE BACK BABY, ELLISON SAVES THE DAY! (let’s forget how we got here in the first place LMAO)

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WHAT IS THIS AFTER HOURS BULLSHIT??? SOMEONE TELL ME WHY ARE WE DUMPING?

#IF YOU TRUST GOVERNMENT DATA THEN YOU ARE LIVING IN THE MATRIX

# WE ARE SMOKED BROSKIS

WE ARE GOING TO TRADE AROUND THIS AREA FOR ALL OF ETERNITY

MY PUTS ARE DOWN 600%

WE ARE SO BACK I tell myself for the 50th time since November began

# BERS ARE FUCKED TO THE TITS 🤣

AND WE ARE BACK TO $680, BERS ARE ONCE AGAIN RETARDED!

IF YOU AREN’T BUYING DJT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THE MAN IS A WASTE OF SKIN BUT HE LOOKS OUT FOR HIS ON ASS. THE RICH ONLY GET RICHER MIGHT AS WELL JUMP ON THE TRAIN. nfa

WE ARE DUMPING POGGERS

#BOLS ARE TOO MANIC TODAY. 🥷 TIME TO GO UNDERCOVER BER'S

#THE KIDS WERE GIVEN ALL THE ANSWERS ON "ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER" LMAO 🤌

THE BEARS ARE JACKED TO THE TITS WITH PUTS AND WE JUST POSTED THE GREATEST CPI REPORT SINCE 2021. hahahahahaahah

Denial 👈 YOU ARE HERE Anger Bargaining Depression Acceptance

BUY EVERYTHING, WE ARE SO BACK

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I hope this pump stay alive once the market opens, if it doesn't: THEN WE ARE SOOOOO COOKED.

HELL YESS WE ARE SO UP

#**ALL YOU GAMBLERS ARE HOOKED ON PREDICTION MARKETS, AND IT SHOWS** 🫵🏼🤡

JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH CPI CEO SAYS FED RATE HIKES ARE NEVER HAPPENING EVER AGAIN. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Might as well just screamed "BULLS ARE FUCKED!" for 15 minutes straight 

Noooo OIL, 🥭 WHY ARE YOU MASSACRING MY BOY

#AND WE ARE OFF 🎅🏿 (I said this like 3000 times)

"THE PRICE OF TURKEY IS DOWN 30% AND EGGS ARE DOWN 82% Would be insane to turn a speech that stated with that into a war announcement lol