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WHAT ARE TOP STOCK PICKS FOR 2026

#real men !!! Suck cawk for money It’s 2026 almost and WHY ARE BROKE men of WSB WHY ARE U BROKE why do u have less than 100,000 USD like be real with yourself for fook sake so mabey u can fix things in 2026

Lol i love how thetagang be like "premiums are dogshit" bruh you can make 1000 in two hours of just watching the price do nothing **WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING**

# WHAT ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKING SILVER, WHAT'S NEXT? FUCKING SAND. BUY OIL WHILE YOU ARE BREATHING, THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE 🫵

#BY READING THE CHAT, 80% OF YOU WATCHED SLV RIP & ARE BEARISH BECAUSE YOU AREN’T INVOLVED.

#📖 The Book of Bearhunter, Chapter 3, Verse 16 #“BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO BUY THE DIP, FOR THEY SHALL INHERIT THE VOLATILITY.” #LMAO🤌

BERS ARE DUMPING. FUCKING BERS

#SANTA’S BELLS IS ARE SILVER, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

# 690 RIGHT ON CUE # LESS THAN ZERO CHANCE WE ARE CLOSING BELOW

# THIS ENTIRE SUB TOLD YOU CALLS UNDER 690 ARE FREE MONEY WHEN WE ARE GOING TO 700 # CONGRATS AGAIN TO ALL DIP BUYERS

WHO IS THIS TEAMYG GUY YALL ARE TALKING ABOUT

EVEN THE MODS ARE SHORTING! SHORT $QBTS!!!

BULLS ARE FUCKED

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#BERS ARE UGLY LMAOO GOT EMMMMM LMAOOOOO B.E.R.S. lmaoooo

#BERS ARE DUMB BC THEY DONT HAVE AMAZON PRIME AND GET DELIVERIES LIKE A WEEK LATER INSTEAD OF ONE DAY DELIVERY LMAOOOOOOO

#BERS ARE FOREVER VIRGENS NEVER SEEN REAL BUBS BEFORE OR A REAL VAJINE

# **BALLS ARE STORED IN THE PEE**

#real men !!! Suck cawk for money It’s 2026 almost and WHY ARE BROKE #men of WSB WHY ARE U BROKE why do u have less than 100,000 USD like be real with yourself for fook sake so mabey u can fix things in 2026

OKG FUTES ARE SO RED, SANTA RALLY IS OFFICIALLY OVER

WHY THE FUCK ARE PREDICTION MARKETS ABOVE MY OPTIONS NOW VLAD I HOPE YOU GET COAL

"When will you people realize that ROBOTS ARE EROTIC?!"

THEY LITERALLY CALL IT **NORAD Santa Calls** AND YOU ARE BEARISH????

#### MY CALLS ARE SAVED LETS GOOO 🚀 🚀 🚀

#EPSTEIN, ARE YOU STILL TALKING ABOUT THAT GUY?!

BREAKING NEWS: BEARORISTS TAKE OVER NAKATOMI PLAZA AND ARE HOLDING HOSTAGES.

BEARS ARE SCREAMING, CHILDREN SINGING, ALL IS MERRY AND BRIGHT. BUY YOUR CALLS AND SAY YOUR PRAYERS CAUSE SANTA CLAUS COMES TONIGHT

OH THE STINKY BEARS ARE GETTING MOLESTED BY SANTA

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN - $QBTS IS A SCAM AND MUST BE SHORTED. PLEASE SHORT UPON CONTACT, DO NOT NEGOTIATE FOR THEIR MANAGEMENT ARE DANGEROUS SCAMMERS

THEY ARE EATING MUH 🌽🌽

LOOKS LIKE WE ARE GONNA LEG DOWN TODAY

Bulls 🐮 pray for Santa rally, bers 🌈🐻 prey on Satan rally. WE ARE NOT THE SAME!

#SHOW ME HOW JOLLY YOU ARE ALGOS

$AMZN WILL RIP NEXT FEW DAYS. $250 FEB CALLS ARE FREE MONEY!!! Tranium 3 and the new data centres are insane. AWS really is a beast.

WHAT ARE YOUR PLAYS TOMORROW REGARDS?

Santa rally delivered this year. up 128 points this week and we still got more to run. low cpi, money printer back on, high gpd, high corpo profits. WE ARE PRIMED TO PUMP and are in the middle of pumping literally as i type. ATH is coming next

BEARS ARE SO DUMB HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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BULLS ARE IN CONTROL

**PUMPP SANTA IS REAL ONLY BERS ARE GHEY LMAAO** 🤌

THANK. YOU!!!!!! *smashes hand through drywall* "ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?" *smashes face directly through plated glass coffee table* "ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?!?!"

WE ARE NOT IN A BUBBLE 📣📣📣📣

Guys.... look at this VVIX action. This is big. This is the largest VIX suppression since the April tariff pause. And this is lasting LONGER. Look at the VVIX during the April tariff pause. We are seeing a complete VIX momentum reversal harder than the tariff pause announcement got us. AND ON WHAT??? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING? WHAT ARE THEY DOING? HOW IS THIS LEGAL?

GHEY BERS ARE GETTING A LIL YIPPY

WE ARE SO BACK https://preview.redd.it/u2ice0879s8g1.png?width=1396&format=png&auto=webp&s=9030452cf83d898f24dbe7bcb6752a4728611688

# LMAOOO BEARS # 10 MINUTES OF SELLING WIPED OUT IN 30 SECONDS ON 25% OF THE VOLUME # HEDGIES ALREADY SET THEIR ALGOS TO BUY AND ARE OUT OF OFFICE AT THE HAMPTONS UNTIL 2026

# WE ARE SO BACK 🎅 🚀 🚀 🚀

BERS ARE TOO SMART FOR THEIR OWN GOOD LMAO

BULLS ARE FUCKED ONCE AGAIN THEY NEVER LEARN