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If you bought BYND, just keep holding, I have a big secret that will save you! YOU ARE A FUKING RETARDED CUNT

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#PEOPLE WHO HIDE THEIR COMMENTS ARE BROKE.

CRCL $200 11/21 CALLS BECAUSE MY NUTS ARE HUGE

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WHERE ARE THE THIGHS!!!!

🤌MY FINGERS ARE GLUED TOGETHER LMAO🤌

AMD BERS ARE SCREAMING LMAO 🤌

FUTES ARE RIPPING HOLY

RIPS ARE FUTING 

BEARS ARE FUK HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

FUTES ARE FORREST GREEN Lfg

ATTENTION EU CUCKS WE CHANGED OUR CLOCKS TONIGHT. WE ARE GOING BACK 1HR. THIS MEANS FUTURES ARE OPENING IN 18MINS NOT 1HR18MINS. BE CAREFUL.

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"OUR DEAL WITH CHINA IS DONE, SUBJECT TO FINAL APPROVAL WITH PRES. XI AND ME. FULL MAGNETS, AND ANY NECESSARY RARE EARTHS, WILL BE SUPPLIED, UP FRONT, BY CHINA....WE ARE GETTING A TOTAL OF 55% TARIFFS, CHINA IS GETTING 10%. RELATIONSHIP IS EXCELLENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!" - June 11th for those keeping track of how many times we've seen this episode

BERS ARE FKED. FK YOUR PUTS.

FUTES ARE GREEN GEY BERS IN TRUBLE LOL

HOLY SHIT YOU’RE A FOODIE TOO?!??!? YOU ALSO ENJOY EATING FOOD??? WHAT ARE THE FUCKIN ODDS?!?!?!??

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WE ARE APPROACHING THE CONFLUENCE 🤌

3i/atlas is dead, He-man is dead, Willard Scott is dead. No one is coming to save us, no divine intervention. You have to suffer more than you can stand to understand love. You have to accept death to live again. We are the soon to be ghost skeletons, the scaffolding for the next wave. WE ARE THE GHOST SKELETONS FIGHTING THE DRAGONS!

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As someone with a bearish position right now, all I have to say is... ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH SPY ARE HEREBY TERMINATED

WHERE ARE THE BAGHOLDERS FOR BYND. FUCKERS SPAMMED THAT SHIT FOR DAYS. I DEMAND LOSS PORN

#BREAKING: BERS AND 🤡S ANNOUNCE A HISTORIC PARTNERSHIP. NO MONEY IS INVOLVED BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL BROKE.

>**BREAKING NEWS**: DEUTSCHE BANK - PLATINUM AND PALLADIUM ARE LIKELY TO BE RECOMMENDED FOR TARIFF ACTION >https://wallstreetcn.com/articles/3757625 (chinese)

THE SEC IS OUT TO GET ME. THEY SAW MY STOP LOSS AND WANTED ME TO BLOW MY ACCOUNT OF $500. THEY ARE PERSONALLY TARGETING ME!!!

#BEARS ARE RETARDED, LMAO

AMD BERS ARE SO FKING SMART LMAO 🤌

BERS YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDS WHERE ARE YOUUUU

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🐴 WE ARE AT THE RACE TRACK 🐎

Bers. Waste some more premiums so we can have a 2% day. This is your market. You pay for it. #ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

BERS WHERE ARE YOUUUU

HE TWEETED AND SAID STOCKS ARE THE STRONGEST EVER

BERS ARE FUCKED!

>**BREAKING: DEUTSCHE BANK - PLATINUM AND PALLADIUM ARE LIKELY TO BE RECOMMENDED FOR TARIFF ACTION** https://wallstreetcn.com/articles/3757625 (chinese)

Oh man those numbers ARE cooked. I thought folks were kidding.

YOU 🫵 ARE GOING TO LOSE ON YOUR PUTS AND YOU 🫵 WILL CRY AND BLAME IT ON A COOKED CPI

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>**BREAKING: DEUTSCHE BANK - PLATINUM AND PALLADIUM ARE LIKELY TO BE RECOMMENDED FOR TARIFF ACTION** https://wallstreetcn.com/articles/3757625

YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON GLD BUY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

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HYPERSCALERS ARE BACK MY 니가S

"BEARS ARE FUCKED!!!!" - Barron

SO ARE WE GETTING REFUNDS FOR GAMES WE BET ON WHERE ROZIER PLAYED? HUH? HUH?????????

##IF YOU LIKED BEYOND AT $7+ YOU ARE GONNA LOVE IT AT $2.99

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MY MEAT MATES ARE ON THE WAY TO PICK ME UP

BYE LOSERS WHO ARE WACTHING BYND AND NOT BUYING!