ARE

ARE YOU READY TO FUCK

WHY ARE 0DTE CALLS ON SPY SO EXPENSIVE

WHY DO PEOPLE REPLY TO COMMENTS ON THE DAILY THREAD I DON’T EVEN READ THE REPLIES TO MY OWN COMMENTS YOU ARE SCREAMING INTO THE VOID

HALF OF YOU SHOULD BE BANNED THE OTHER HALF SHOULD BE INSTITUTIONALIZED IF YOU’RE WONDERING WHICH ONE YOU ARE, YOU SHOULD BE BANNED

DOES RED EVEN EXIST ANYMORE 6 MONTHS AGO WE WERE SCREAMING GREAT DEPRESSION 2.0 NOW THE ONLY THING DEPRESSED ARE MY NUTS IN BER MOUTH THIS IS YOUR RECESSION INDICATOR

Normies ARE in the market...the MM's are still under positioned from earlier in the year

##BEARS ARE DOMESTIC TERRORISTS

I AM. I OWN NVDA, HE DOESN'T. MY RETURNS ARE WAY HIGHER. I AM BETTER THAN THAT OLD CUCK.

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Puts on ARE and VRSN

##MODS ARE GAY

##MY BALLS ARE TINGLING

OOO WE ARE ALIVE AND WELL.!!.😈😈 DADDY POW POW KILLS THE MARKET TOMORROW AND BULL GO EXTINCT..🥳🥳🥳

Buy more ARE if it drops more!

#US ECONOMY GOOD AS FUCK HOUSES IMO ARE CHEAP AS FUCK

>CNN: VISA ANNOUNCES PLTR AI POWERED COLLECTIONS ROBOTS TO INCREASE REVENUE CAPTURE FROM CONSUMERS WHO ARE INCREASINGLY MISSING PAYMENTS

#IF YOU ARE NOT MAKING MONEY IN THIS MARKET, SURRENDER IT TO THE NEAREST BULL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

#BREAKING: 🌈🐻s AND 🤡s ANNOUNCE HISTORIC PARTNERSHIP. NO MONEY IS INVOLVED SINCE THEY ARE ALL BROKE. IT'S MAINLY SYMBOLIC. losers💚

#BREAKING: 🌈🐻s AND 🤡s ANNOUNCE HISTORIC PARTNERSHIP. NO MONEY IS INVOLVED SINCE THEY ARE ALL BROKE. IT'S MAINLY SYMBOLIC.

NVDA puts $1b into NOK GOVT buys into INTC THE EARLY AUGHTS ARE BACK! TECHNOLOGY IS CYCLICAL! ALL-IN BB NOW! \-The Beeper King of Chicago

IF YOU ARENT MAKING MONEY IN THIS BEAR MARKET YOU ARE AN IDIOT!..!🤣🤣🤣🤣

>CNN: PRISON OFFICIALS ARE CURRENTLY SEARCHING FOR LUIGI WHO WAS NOT PRESENT DURING THE MORNING COUNT

poor $ARE. absolutely brutalized

>CNN: MSFT SHARES CLIMB AFTER REPORT SAYS THEY WILL BEAT BIGLY ON LAYOFFS PER SHARE METRIC. WALL STREET ANALYSTS ARE INCREASINGLY FOCUSED ON LAYOFFS PER SHARE AS A SIGN OF THE HEALTH OF COMPANIES INTERNAL AI EFFORTS. 

# GOLD EASILY DOWN 4% FOR EOD. IMAGINE PAYING SO MUCH PRECIOUS USD FOR A WORTHLESS SHINY ROCK. GOSH SOME PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID.

# COMPLETE GOLD MELTDOWN. IF YOU ARE STILL HOLDING, YOU ARE DELUSIONAL. SELL ASAP

ARE YOU TIRED OF WINNING YET BULLS?

#RETARDS HERE ARE TELLING US THE BORROWING % OF PENNY STOCKS AND YOU AREN’T BEARISH?

#THERE ARE A LOT OF NEGATIVE CUNTS IN HERE TONIGHT. FUCK OFF, BEARS. DON'T SHOW UP TO THE MARKET TOMORROW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

#OKAY 🥭 WE ARE READY FOR A TWEET.

#MOST OF YOU ARE LEVERAGED TO THE TITS ON CALLS & HORRIBLE AT HIDING IT.

#LAYOFFS ARE GOOD FOR MAG7 STOCKS, THEY’RE STILL BLOATED WITH TOO MANY SIX FIGURE INCOMES DOING NOTHING BESIDES EATING FREE FOOD AND COMPLAINING ABOUT THEIR JOBS LMAO 🇺🇸🤌

Thursday is going to be legendary. We get the results of 🥭 and Xi, and 3 out of the Mag 7 earnings. Oh, that's a day after the feds rate decision. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

BYND BAGHOLDERS ARE FUCKED HAHAHA

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE ARE PUMPING LOUD. NOISES!!

MY FUCKING CALLS ARE 0.75 AWAY FROM ITM PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE MANGO SAY SOMETHING RETARDED

WE ARE GOING VERTICAL

>THE U.S. GOVERNMENT AND PRIVATE FINANCIERS ARE POURING MONEY INTO CRITICAL MINERALS, BELIEVING CHINA WILL NEVER BE A RELIABLE SUPPLIER AGAIN: WSJ No deal. 155% China tariffs. Book it. ✅️

BORING LOW VOLUME DAY I NEVER THOUGHT A +1% DAY WOULD BE BORING BUT HERE WE ARE FUCKING DO SOMETHING SPY

gold piercing the 4000usd/oz barrier in order to hug the lower band of the VWAP. WE ARE SO BACK. *Golduuu fightiiiing! uwuu*

#RETAIL TOO BEARISH. GTFO IF YOU ARE A BEAR. BULL UP, BUTTERCUP. 🤑🖕🏼

ARE HEN TEA GNAW

#HOOD IS UP 6% & PEOPLE HERE ARE ASKING THE MARKET TO DO SOMETHING, LMAO.

#AND JUST LIKE THAT ASST BAGGIES ARE BORN.

WTF WHY ARE SOME THINGS RED THIS ISN'T WHAT WE AGREED UPON

#🫵 ARE SIDELINED ON A GENERATIONAL HOOD RUN.

How are you a doomer bear in this economy. WE ARE WINNING

#DO NOT LET THIS NEW ALL TIME HIGH DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT FAKE MEAT BOIS ARE BACK AT $2 AND HOLDING HEAVY, HEAVY BAGS

Everyone knows what today is about unless they live under a rock. WE ARE SO BACK BABY

WE ARE SO BACK