ARE

IF YOU BOUGHT CALLS AT OPEN YOU ARE COOKED *^(im cooked)*

At the Open: WE ARE SO BACK 1 Hour Later: WHAT IS GOING ON

BULLS ARE FUCKED

WE ARE RICH AF

BEARS ARE SO FUKT LOL 🤌

HAMMER OF THE GODS ⚡️ WE ARE GREEN

DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU ARE YES

INDIANA GOING TO CHOKE JUST LIKE OHIO STATE DID BECAUSE THEY ARE AN ASS TEAM WITH NO STRENGTH OF SCHEDULE CONFERENCE IS A JOKE, LMAO 👌

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ARE YOU NOT LIBERATED?

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? DO IT!

My friends, yall discovering ONDS finally? DRONE WARS ARE COMING ! Amazon will partner with ONDS so that they can shoot people who steal packages from doorsteps. I read a secret document that said they were just trying to finalise the deal but couldn't decide if they should arm the delivery drones with a 30cal machine gun or 40mm grenade launchers.

MY SLV PUTS ARE PRINTINGGGG

We must all remain aware, air strike coordinates ARE NOT classified.

When it comes to silver the CME changed the rules for the 3rd time this month. THEY ARE DESPERATE! Silver going to run 2026 and it looks like they trying to stop it.

#A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING CASHFLOW IS DA BEST. LOTS ARE SAYING IT.

SO MANY OF YOU ARE GRADE A RETARDED LMAO

#📖 The Book of Bearhunter, Chapter 3, Verse 16 #“BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO BUY THE DIP, FOR THEY SHALL INHERIT THE VOLATILITY.” #LMAO🤌

2026 METAL BEARS ARE LITERALLY RETARDED. I WOULD BE KINDER TO YOU BUT I CANT THINK OF HOW ELSE TO EXPLAIN IT

SILVER BERS ARE COMPLETELY RETARDED. THE TOP DIDNT BLOW OFF ITS A LEG UP

YES SHANGHAI WHERE HUMANS ARE TREATED LIKE CATTLE IS GIVING AWAY FREE RARE EARTH MINERALS

WELCOME TO THE US STOCK MARKET. WHERE RED DAYS ARE ILLEGAL AND SPY ONLY MOVES OVERNIGHT

WHERE ARE ALL MY SLV NIGGAS AT???

Just as strange as when Tom Lee said SPY 750 and Corn 250k in 75 days? We ARE NOT getting rich together. Remember that always.

WEN ARE WE GONNA BAN CANADIANS FROM ENTERING THE US? THEY ARE THE REAL THREAT

#🫵 SLV PUTS ARE FUCKED.

RH CHARTS ARE MANIPULATIVE GARBAGE

WE ARE GOING TO ALL TIME HIGHS

MY META CALLS ARE GETTING SLAUGHTERED EVERYDAY 🫩

#🫵 SLV PUTS ARE FUCKED.

GO TO THE BATHROOM! Spy: ueh not yhet YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF GO TO THE BATHROOM Spy: euh in a minute

HOW POSITIVE ARE YOU?

> want to buy ... BUT YOU ARENT ARE YOU

#WE ARE ABOUT TO PUMP! (we’re fucked)

Bers are running the banks and getting liquidated #ALAN, WE ARE SO FUCKED

MY SLV CALLS ARE PRINTING BABYYYY 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

#🫵 ARE EARLY TO THE SLV TRADE.

SILVER 200+ INCOMING. GOLD 10000+ INCOMING. RETARDED CUCKS ARE SHORTING WHEN WE ARE WITNESSING THE MOTHER OF ALL SHORT SQUEEZES. GOLD IS LOCKED AND LOADED NOW, PRIMED FOR THE BIG MOVE 🚀🚀🚀

#🫵 SLV PUTS ARE FUCKED.

#FUTURES ARE MOONING

HERE ARE THE TOP 15 GROWTH PERFORMERS OF 2025. Y'all buying puts or shorting these? 1. $PL +379% 2. $IREN +310% 3. $OPEN +276% 4. $OKLO +262% 5. $MP +242% 6. $ASTS +241% 7. $MU +238% 8. $ONDS +231% 9. $CIFR +227% 10. $HOOD +217% 11. $NBIS +216% 12. $JMIA +212% 13. $QBTS +201% 14. $RKLB +177% 15. $PLTR +150%

#IN 2030+, ONLY RICH PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO AFFORD A HOME, CAR, AND SEX ROBOT LMAO 🤌

Behold the greatest life lesson for all men as you head into 2026 gold ✨️ #ESCORTS, PROSTITUTES, HOOKERS, SUGARBABIES, AND STRIPPERS ARE NOT INTO YOU 🫵🙄 #THEY DON'T LOVE YOU OR CARE ABOUT YOU 💔 #THEY JUST WANT YOUR MONEY 😈 💰 #LIKE IT OR NOT. IT'S THE TRUTH. AND ALL LOT OF MEN NEEDED TO HEAR IT

WHAT ARE WE BUYING NEXT WEEK

OPEN THE CASINO THE ADDICTS ARE WAITING!

WHAT ARE TOP STOCK PICKS FOR 2026

#real men !!! Suck cawk for money It’s 2026 almost and WHY ARE BROKE men of WSB WHY ARE U BROKE why do u have less than 100,000 USD like be real with yourself for fook sake so mabey u can fix things in 2026

Lol i love how thetagang be like "premiums are dogshit" bruh you can make 1000 in two hours of just watching the price do nothing **WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING**

# WHAT ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKING SILVER, WHAT'S NEXT? FUCKING SAND. BUY OIL WHILE YOU ARE BREATHING, THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE 🫵