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SPY $700 weekly calls only a dollar and all you need is a 1% move We basically had a 1% move on Friday # STOCKS AND OPTIONS ARE CHEAP

# I DIDN'T KNOW THIS NEEDED TO BE SAID BUT STOCKS AREN'T GOING TO GO DOWN WHEN THEY ARE THIS CHEAP

AMD WE ARE SO BACK

“Limit down day” “OMG WE ARE DOOMED” “SELL AT OPEN”

MY CALLS ARE FUK 😡

**JPOW, STOP WHINING. YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SHUT THIS GOVERNMENT DOWN FOREVER!!! JUST FREEZE TREASURY ACCOUNT. DO IT!**

YOU DO NOT MOTHERFUKIN TOUCH J POW YOU HEAR ME!?!?!? OR WE BURN THIS WHOLE FKING ECONOMY MANGO. WE ARE YOUR FKIN OVERLORDS AND JPOW IS OUR JESUS 

# 🥭 WANTS TO LOWER THE RATE NO MATTER WHAT AND YOU ARE BEARISH?????

LISA! YOU ARE TEARING ME APART!

WE ARE JAROMEEE POWELLL WE CARRYY THE FLAMEEE WE’LL FIGHT FOR THE DOLLAR WE’LL HONOURRRR HIS NAMEEEEE

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FUCK BERS. THERE IS LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE REASON TO BE BEARISH. EVERYTHING IS GREAT. POORS DON'T MATTER - SPENDING IS SOLELY DONE BY THE RICH AND THEY ARE SPENDING LIKE CRAZY. INTEREST RATES GET CUT. EXTREME GDP GROWTH. VALUATION IS OKAY, NOT LOW BUT ALSO NOT REALLY THAT HIGH. QE COMING BACK. NEW FED CHAIR --> CUT RATES EVEN MORE. TLDR: EVERYONE IS RICH AND EVERYTHING IS FINE # EVERYTHING EXPLODING TO INFINITY. WE WILL HIT 1000 THIS YEAR IN SPY. YEAHHHHHH

FUCK BERS. THERE IS LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE REASON TO BE BEARISH. EVERYTHING IS GREAT. POORS DON'T MATTER - SPENDING IS SOLELY DONE BY THE RICH AND THEY ARE SPENDING LIKE CRAZY. INTEREST RATES GET CUT. EXTREME GDP GROWTH. VALUATION IS OKAY, NOT LOW BUT ALSO NOT REALLY THAT HIGH. QE COMING BACK. NEW FED CHAIR --> CUT RATES EVEN MORE. TLDR: EVERYONE IS RICH AND EVERYTHING IS FINE

ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR CHOICES YOU BOOTLICKING SHILL

WE ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS 🦅

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BULLS, CALL HOLDERS, DIP BUYERS, CHASERS, AND FOMOERS ON YET ANOTHER MULTIPLE ALL TIME HIGH WEEK FOR SPY # IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE BULLISH THAN THIS # YOU DON'T GET THIS CLOSE TO $700 WITHOUT HITTING IT # CALLS ARE FREE MONEY

OH THERES NO CRASH? EXACTLY. BOTS IN HERE HAVE BEEN THETA PULLING NARRATIVE FOR MONTHS, AND YOU ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL FOR IT. STAY BROKE

SPY 694 going to seem DIRT CHEAP by next week # STOCKS ARE CHEAP

Im conditioned for the rug pull. WHERE IS IT. THINGS ARE TOO GOOD

IF YOU THINK THEY ARE GOING TO LET THE MARKET TANK, YOURE DRUNK

THANKS SCOTUS, MY PUTS ARE TOAST

PEOPLE WITH THE NEW IPHONE ARE FINANCING A BURRITO IN 4 PAYMENTS. AAPL CALLS

These green candles ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY

MY $PEW CALLS ARE PRINTINGGGGGG

UP ONLY WHOLE YEAR BESSENT AND ORANGE MAN ARE COOKING

53 mins ago-HASSETT: IF WE DON'T WIN IN SUPREME COURT ON TARIFFS, THERE ARE OTHER TOOLS WE CAN USE TO GET TO SAME PLACE

IF YOU DIDNT BUY PUTS YOU ARE COOKED

BULLS ARE FUCKED

> HASSETT: IF WE DON'T WIN IN SUPREME COURT ON TARIFFS, THERE ARE OTHER TOOLS WE CAN USE TO GET TO SAME PLACE

MY SLV CALLS AND CVX CALLS ARE PRINTING

JUST IN: NEW STUDY SUGGEST MOST GAY BERS ARE MEXICANS CONSPIRING AGAINST GREAT AMERICA 🇺🇸

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SMCI and SOFI THEY ARE GOING PLACES.

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YOU ARE GHEY.

My APLD CALLS ARE PRINTING

BULLS ARE TRAPPED

APLD WE ARE BACKKKKKK

**AVERAGE DAILY VOLUME FOR GOLD FUTURES ARE ~$11b. BCOM will be selling ~$7b over a one week period, after close today.** THIS WILL GET BOUGHT UP EASILY BY THE MARKET CONSIDERING CURRENT HEADWINDS. **THIS IS JUST YET ANOTHER NARRATIVE TO GET YOU TO SELL GOLD.** *Silver is a different story and will likely face more volatility and downwards pressure in the short term.* Thank you for attending my Ted talk.

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APLD: Bragging non-stop about drawing on their revolving like its a good thing. COGS +344% SGA + 119% Interest +292% PROFITS????????????????????????? WHERE ARE YOU???????

WELL MY SPY ~~CALLS~~ PUTS ARE COOKED AT OPEN

GOOGL GANG WE ARE OFFICIALLY BACK

>U.S. SECRETARY OF STATE RUBIO SAYS WE ARE IN MIDST OF EXECUTING DEAL TO TAKE 30-50 MLN BARRELS OF OIL Equivalent to 3 days of US oil production.

WHITE HOUSE: WILL NOT RULE OUT TAKING GREENLAND BY MILITARY FORCE , ALL OPTIONS ARE ON THE TABLE

AND WAHLAH UR MSTR CALLS ARE NOW HALVED

HOOD WTF ARE YOU DOING