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##LMAO FUTES ARE ALMOST GREEN AGAIN

Oh fuck Asia is SLIDING WE ARE FUCKED LOL EUROPOORS WILL NOT BID THIS UP

OH MY GOD. IT'S SO OVER. SELL EVERYTHING. WE ARE DOOMED. (and let me buy the dip)

BREAKING: YOUR CALLS ARE FUCKED

BOL ARE YOU OK BOL

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY RIVIAN CALLS ARE UP $23

# POLYMARKET: Fed decision in December? 25 bps decrease CHANCE IS AT 69% 69 69 69 WE ARE CUTTING

$SMCI YOU PRE-ANNOUNCED AND STILL MISSED SOMEHOW HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUCH A SHITCO LMAOOOOO

BABY ARE U DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

AMD UP 0.12% WE ARE SAVED ALLAH /s

# ARE YA WINNIN SON?

If you can’t suck your own cock..YOU ARE THE PROBLEM!!!

GREEN HOURLY CANDLE; WE ARE BACK IN THIS BITCH; FULLPORT QQQ

WE ARE ALL COOKED, GEIBEARS REGARDBULS, time to become an off the grid farmer

>CNN: PRESIDENT ANNOUNCES PLANS TO PARDON SPY AND QQQ. ALSO STATES THAT HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE WHO THEY ARE.

BYND IS FUCKING GREEN AND THE REST OF US ARE GETTING RAILED? HOW DID THESE MFERS GET A DUB?

MICHAEL BURRY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY PORT

#DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL?

Yeah that and they pump money in when they want. For me it’s see everything go down. How is this even a stock market. This is something else man I didn’t join for this. I thought it would be reasonable this makes no sense and when we are sleeping this happens a lot. They are constantly trying to fuck us. “HEY GUYS WE ARE INVESTUNG IN NOKIA” like when the fuck does the money ever even hit. When they say shit it’s to fucjing late it feels to market is a big scam 

NEWS🚨🚨 BEARS ARE STILL GAY 🐻🌈❌

BE GAY WHEN OTHERS ARE GAY. BE STRAIGHT WHEN OTHERS ARE STRAIGHT - WARREN BUFFET

IM FREAKIN THE FUCK OUT RN. IF YOU AINT BALLS DEEP IN PUTS YOU ARE FUCKED! YOU HERE ME? FUCKED! HIT THAT SELL BUTTON LIKE I HIT YOUR MOM'S ASS LAST NIGHT! ^(This is financial advice.)

JENSSEN IS A SNAKE OIL SALESMAN AND YOU ARE THE MARK

#FUCKING TOILET PAPER COMPANY BANKRUPTED ME BECAUSE THEY ARE BUYING TYNEROL WTF 🤬🤬🤬

THE PALANTARDS ARE CRYING PALANTEARS 😭😭😭

HIMS: ‘WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE A REVOLUTIONARY DEAL WITH OPENAI CEO SAM ALTMAN SUPPLYING $20B IN DICK PILLS OVER 5 YEARS’

#HIMS IS COMING BACK TENDIES ARE BACK ON THE TABLE

PALANTIR RESULTS: >!ARE NOT YET RELEASED!<

scrollin thru 🥭 truth be like: congress congress congress congress congress congress congress congress congress congress TERMINATE THE FILLIBUSTER. DEMS ARE CRAZED LUNATICS congress congress congress congress congress congress

WHAT ARE WE THINKING ABOUT NVTS EARNINGS AFTER HOURS? Should have some good press but revenue loss is supposed to increase.

# AAPL, STOP GOING DOWN MAN, YOU ARE KILLING ME.... TIM PLEASE COOK AGAIN

This is Wall Street Dr. Burry, if you offer us free finger-painted collages of barnyard animals playing in a meadow, we ARE going to take it. 

##VALUATIONS ARE NOT HIGH ENOUGH

openai announces deal with WH & USA 🇺🇸 WE ARE WINNING FOLKS 🥭  WINNING   !!!!!!  WINNNNIIINNNGGG !!!!! 🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦

##WE ARE SMARTER THAN WARREN BUFFET

IREN YOU ARE GLORIOUS, but why???

RIPS ARE FUTING

THEY ARE WATCHING YOU!

WHERE ARE 31’s BOBS????

bers the type to source their investments from r/ValueInvesting and wonder why they're not making money. Then shout into the void "MARKETS ARE RIGGED!"

Futes +0.10$. All: BEARS ARE FUCKED

#IF FUTES ARE RED THEY ARE FAKE. If green, they are real. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

FUTES ARE RIPPING!!

WHERE ARE FUTES 😡

THEY ARE OUT TO GET YOU!

just one more hour til my FUTES ARE RIPPING brethren are unleashed