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ARE WE ACTUALLY INVADING GREENLAND WTF IN THE VINLAND SAGA

Starbucks, Lulu, Ulta, and Target spell out and ARE the SLUT ETF i coined!

ARE YOU READY FOR MORE?

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WHERE ARE MY HOOD BAGHOLDERS SHOW YOURSELF

WHY ARE PEOPLE GOING 40 ON THE FUCKIN FREEWAY WHEN ITS EMPTY??? STEP ON YOUR PIECE OF SHIT LEXUS, HOLY FUCK

WITH WHAT MONEY ARE THEY BUYING THOSE BONDS?!

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BULLS ARE FUCKED

#lmaooo ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

SILVER PUTS ARE PRINTING - ITS ALL I KNOWWWW BEEN ON AND OFF A GAY BEAR FOR A WHILE I KNOWWW

NY Fed: Desk plans to conduct approximately $15.4 bln in reinvestment purchases between Jan 15th - Feb 12th. NY Fed: Desk plans an additional approximately $40 bln in reserve management purchases over the noted monthly period. QE round 4? Who knows at this point WE ARE SO BACK 📈📈📈📈

TF ARE YALL BUYING TO BE DOWN SO BAD LOOOL

CALLS ARE GOING UP IN VALUE FOR WHAT REASON?

#WHY ARE YOU REGARDS STILL NOT BUYING GOLD HOLY FUCK YOU CAN TAKE A HORSE TO WATER...

# ARE YA WINNING SON???

I AM A GREAT MAGICIAN. YOUR SHIRTS ARE RED. - Betty, Kung Pow

Crack Crumble Collapse ^ YOU ARE HERE

WHY ARE YOU SO GAY?!

-2% and I'll suck everyone THESE ARE MY DEMANDS

YOU ARE FUCKED

WE ARE JEROME POWELL WE CARRY THE FLAME!

MY RKLB CALLS ARE COOKED BUT MY SPY PUTS GONNA PRINT ME TENDIES

META PUTS ARE EASY MONEY FROM PAST 2 months

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SILVER SAYS YOU ARE FUCKED JPY CONFIRMS CUCKTARD

WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT SILVER/GOLD. THERE SHOULD BE A MINERAL STREET BETS. WHERE ARE MY $GOOG $PLTR $AMZN $MSFT $META PEOPLE AT!!!

Let me correct: Most of all are broke and ARE bitches. Flows better now.

WHY ARE THEY EVEN LISTED WTF IS THIS 1999? MAKE A GREAT INVESTMENT ALONGSIDE PETS.COM

WE ARE WINNING THE AI

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING YOU FUCKING BUFFOON

U.S. OFFICIAL SAYS GREENLAND ACTION POSSIBLE WITHIN WEEKS OR MONTHS WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP WILL SPEAK ABOUT IRAN TONIGHT TRUMP, WHEN ASKED ABOUT HELP ON THE WAY TO IRAN, SAYS YOU ARE GOING TO FIND OUT TRUMP: GOOD IDEA IF AMERICANS EVACUATE FROM IRAN Loading puts

Mr. President, there has been a second peak. WE ARE GOING DOWN

BULLS ARE TRAPPED

BULLS ARE FUCKED

WE ARE JEROME POWELL WE CARRY THE LINE

NEVER SELL CALLS ON PRECIOUS METALS. THEY ARE HIGHLY REGARDED AND YOU WILL LOSE BIGLY. Ask me how I know

Markets just don’t go down they don’t let it pull back CALLS HERE ARE FREE MONEY

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GOOGL GENTS WE ARE SO BACK

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WE ARE RED 🔴

BERS AND FUTES ARE LIKE THE HOMELESS AND FENTANYL

YOUR SILVER PUTS ARE DEEP FUCKING FRIED

WE ARE JEROME POWELL WE CARRY THE LINE NOT TO A MAN BUT TO LAW AND TIME

I’m watching Air Bud again and honestly nobody ever explains how this was allowed to happen. A dog just walks onto a basketball court, plays in an organized game, and suddenly everyone agrees it’s legal because “no rule says a dog can’t play.” That’s not how rules work! THIS IS AMERICA! THERE ARE ALWAYS RULES! The refs don’t stop it, the league doesn’t step in, nobody asks basic questions. And the dog is suddenly incredible at basketball, better than kids who’ve trained for years? VERY UNREALISTIC. VERY SLOPPY. FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY, AIR BUD AND ALL INSTALLMENTS OF THEREOF, IS HEREBY BANNED IN THE UNITED STATES. THANK YOU. -PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

YOU NEED TO MOVE BRO OPTIONS ARE SO FUN LOOSING YOUR MONEY IN THE SPAN OF A FEW SECONDS IS AMAZING

ATHs ARE FAKE IF THE MAGS ARENT THERE WITH IT

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# WHERE ARE THE BEARS WHO DOWN-VOTED ME LAST NIGHT? SHOW YOURSELF