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👨‍🦱 ChatGPT told me: “The market is going to the moon 🚀🔥 BUY EVERYTHING.” 🧔 That can't be right ChatGPT said: “Massive pullback coming — SELL NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE 💀📉.” 👱‍♂️ Why are you using ChatGPT? Gemini says: “Sideways chop for 18 months. Eat ramen and pray. 🍜😔” 👨‍🦰 What kind of Gemini are you using, mine says: “Hold long-term, buy dips, ignore noise, become rich in silence. 📈😎” #WHO ARE WE GOING TO TRUST 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

THE REAL BUBBLE WAS BEAR PORTFOLIOS. GENERALLY SPEAKING IF YOU ARE A MERE RETAIL INVESTOR NO YOU WILL NOT TIME THE NEXT 1920 LEVEL EVENT. STARTING TO REALIZE HOW DUMB SOME OF YOU BEARS ARE IN REAL TIME

LMFAOOOO BEARS ARE SO COOKED

BEARS ARE DOWNVOTING EVERYTHING TO HELL BECAUSE IT IS A REFLECTION OF THEIR MISERABLE EXISTENCE SHREK GOD CANDLE WILL SEND US TO 690 BEFORE 1PM EST TOMORROW

NO REALLY JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A 1% COMMENTER

YES YOU ARE SO MUCH SMARTER THAN THEM

BERS ARE SATANIC LOSERS THAT HATE AMERICA

BERS ARE MEN WHO COPE USING MACROECONOMICS IN PLACE OF ASTROLOGY AND LOSE 95% OF THEIR PUTS. LIKELY AUBURN FANS

My girlfriend has been impatient & frustrated that I haven't proposed her to marry me So during Black Friday at the mall she proposed to me in front of all the strangers, which I respectfully declined She then goes batshit crazy #ARE YOU SERIOUS!! YOU SAY NO! RIGHT NOW! IN FRONT OF EVERYONE! HOW CAN YOU EMBARASS ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE 😠 *but I felt like I was the one that was embarrased* 🫣

In the case of baby Jon Jon Richey, Borat... #YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER 🥳 🎉 🎊 🍾 🥂 #🫵🤣 HAHA YA GAWD DAMN BITCH, I TOLD YOU THAT BABY AIN'T MINE 🤌

YES THE DORKS WHO BOUGHT GOLD AND SILVER YEARS AGO ARE MORONS. WELL PLAYED.

#BREAKING: THERE ARE REPORTS THAT THE CEO OF VIX AND M. BURRY HAVE BEEN SPOTTED TOGETHER AT THE EDGE OF A BUILDING IN LOWER MANHATTAN. SOME SAY THEY ARE CONTEMPLATING A JUMP.

# 🚨 🔊 USE THE BATHROOM AT HOME BEFORE YOU GO TO THE MALL# #THE LINES ARE LONG AND THESE PEOPLE ARE LEAVING THE BATHROOM STALLS NASTY. MUTHAFUCKAS DON'T WANT TO CLEAN AFTER THEMSELVES AFTER A BIG THANKSGIVING DINNER 🤢🤮🤧💩

GO ENJOY THE NATURE AND TOUCH THE GRASS , WHALES ARE NOT SWIMING IN THE WATER TODAY

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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKKKKKKKKKKKKK

WE ARE GOING TO PUMP

YOU GUYS ARE TAKING FOOD OFF THE TABLE

SHOOTOUTS ARE SO GOOD FOR MY PARLAYS

WHO do YOU think YOU ARE??? I AMMM!!!!

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SASHA GREY IS NOW THE CLEAR FAVORITE FOR THE NEXT FED CHAIR — AND MARKETS ARE REACTING.

the BONES ARE THE SKELETONS MONEY, IN OUR WORLD BONES EQUAL DOLLARS

But for real though? What ARE your moves tomorrow?

ARE THEY COUNTING REVENUE FOR THE NEXT 300 YEARS OR WHAT

#TURKEY PRICES ARE UP 40% LMAOO SO MUCH WINNING BRO

TURKY PRICES ARE UP BC TACO HASNT BROUGHT DOWN PRICES A SINGLE CENT

Oh shi yeah Nice WE ARE SO BACK

WHAT ARE YOUR RECIPES FOR TOMORROW NOVEMBER 27, 2025

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO WANT TO TRADE TOMORROW, PRETTY SURE THE CANADIAN MARKETS ARE OPEN

MY RIGHT HAND HURTS FROM REFRESHING SCHWAB SO MANY TIMES BUT THE GAINS ARE TOO SATISFYING

Just woke up at the West coast and, HOLY BERS ARE FUK LMAO

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU ARE A MSTR BAGHODLER

BEARS HAVE SOME STRANGE INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY COMPLEX AND THEN WHEN THEY ARE COMPLETELY WRONG THEYRE LIKE “JUST WAIT ANOTHER 22 MONTHS BRO YOULL SEE”

Buying a spy put is an INSTANT loss of capital without any chance of recovery. **AND PEOPLE ARE STILL BUYING THEM BY THE THOUSANDS**

YES, THE BEST BUSINESSES IN THE WORLD ARE IN URUGAY (U R GAY?), SPAIN, AND ISLAMABAD. NOT THE US.

BERS ARE ACTUALLY FUCKED. NOT EVEN KIDDING

BULLS ARE BILLIONAIRES BERS R BROKIEEES

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES WE GET AN ACTUAL FACERIPPER TODAY???

NVDA DIPS BEING GOBBLED UP WE ARE HEALING

MOVE OVER NVDA & GOOGLE, WE ARE APING INTO IWM BEAR MARKET TO ATH IN 4 DAYS LMAOOOO

WHERE ARE ALL THE NVIDIA DOOMERS AND GLOOMERS? SHOW YOURSELVES!

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is this a good time to point out FUTES ARE RIPPING

people selling $GOOGL for $NVDA & $META EL O EL YOU ARE COOOKED

BERS ARE SO FUKD LMAO

Tbf outlook also has stupid issues with this. Like WHY ARE YOU REMOVING MY FUCKIN' BULLET POINT WHEN I PASTE IN A JIRA TICKET LINK AHHHHHHH FUCK YOU OUTLOOK

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I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR THE BEARS THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT POST INTERNET INVENTION (EXCLUDING THE ROOMBA) WILL CHANGE THE WORLD IN FULL FORCE. WE ARE SEEING IT IN REAL TIME. HERE YOU ARE, WISHING FOR 2% DROPS IN SPY, WHILE THOSE OF US WHO BELIEVE STOCKPILE IN ORDER TO LAUGH AT YOU FOR ETERNITY. I WOULD RECOMMEND YOU INVEST YOUR BURRY BIBLE SUBSTACK FUNDS INTO THE MARKET. THANK YOU.