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# ARE WE RICH YET?

FUTES ARE RIPPING

YES BOYS AMZN BUYING OVERNIGHT SESSION STOP CALLING ME A BAG HOLDER I JUST GOT IN 203 U HATERS ARE FAGS AND WILL WATCH A MEGA HULK CANDLE. I BOUGHT AT 28 P/E RATIO FUCK YEA

MSFT FAMILY!!! WE CAN DO IT!!! $410 EOD TOMORROW AND WE OPEN $400!! I KNOW THE TECHNICAL GRAPHS LOOK WEAK, I KNOW WE'VE BEEN ON A DOWNWARD TREND FOR A WHILE, BUT DO NOT FALTER.. FIGHT!! DO NOT GIVE UP, FOR THE JOURNEY UP HAS JUST BEGUN. LOAD UP ON SHARES, LOAD UP ON CALLS, TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN. THE GRAPH DOES NOT MATTER, WE CAN MOVE THE MARKETS IF WE MOVE TOGETHER. WE ARE A FAMILY.. A MICROSOFT FAMILY AND TOGETHER, WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN! #MSFTPROUD #MSFTTOGETHER

SHORTING AND PUTS ARE NOT THE SAME INTERCHANGEABLE LINGO FOR FUCKS SAKE

PELOSI! ARE YOU OKAY? CAN YOU CALL PANW ASK DEM TO DISCOUNT 120 FOR ME?

**Institutions today**: WE ARE SELLING TO WILLING BUYERS AT THE CURRENT FAIR MARKET PRICE.

THERE IS A VERY HIGH PROBABILITY, NEAR CERTAINTY OF IMMINENT MARKET CRASH OF -99% IN A SINGLE DAY. ALIENS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO DESTROY US. TOMORROW. THERE IS ALSO NEAR CERTAINTY THAT MONEY WON'T MATTER IF EVERYONE IS DEAD flat != boring

GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ARE $6 A BOX, AND ITS ONE SLEEVE NOT TWO. GTFO

WE...ARE...PAMPING🫴🚀

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> BREAKING: METALS PRICES FALL AS TRADERS DIGEST NEWS THAT INGOTS ARE NON PRODUCTIVE INANIMATE OBJECTS

SELL ALL YOUR SHIT WE ARE FUCKED

FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC BUY WE ARE SO BACK

WHY ARE YOU REGARDS SELLING STOP

WHATS THE WORST THING I COULD SAY THINGS ARE BETTER IF I STAY SO LONG, AND GOODNIGHT IM FUK, MY PORT DIED

#PLEASE CONSIDER BUYING YOUR LOCAL LEARN TO CODE BRO A COFFEE. THEIR JAWS ARE SORE AND THEIR BOOTY BE PROLAPSED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

#MEN WHO SUCK CAWK ARE 97.4% less likely to experience poverty !!!!

25 minutes until I am suddenly MUCH MORE POOR BECAUSE HEDGIES ATTACK MY PORTFOLIO AT NIGHT LIKE THE COWARD RATS THEY ARE 💯🚀

FUTES ARE RIPPING

JUST IN: 40% chance Bitcoin hits $100K this year WE ARE BACK, FUCK BERS [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRAgSNTcyDw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRAgSNTcyDw)

Idk how people are worried about AI hyperscaler return on investment. **YOU** ARE THE RETURN ON INVESTMENT.

THE CORN ARE RISING.

BREAKING: ALL BEARS ARE GAY

WHAT ARE YOU

Jean-Luc Picard: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

WHAT IF A BOMB FELL ON YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW GOD THE ANTI MARRIAGE PEOPLE ARE SO EXHAUSTING. IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET MARRIED THEN DONT BUT KEEP YOUR POMPOUS BULLSHIT AWAY FROM US. YES IT IS A PERSONAL DECISION WE GET IT

BEARS ARE GONNA GET A REALITY CHECK IN ABOUT 42 HOURES.

BIG BEAUTIFUL TIME TO BUY. WHEN CRYPTO STARTS TO ROCK.. BEARS ARE GOIG TO CRY

# ARE YA WINNIN' SON?!

THE ELITES ARE PUSSIES!!!

GOOG JUST DROPPING A FULL PERCENT IN 45 MINS AFTER ALREADY BEING DOWN LIKE 12% FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

YOU ARE THE EXIT LIQUIDITY 🤡🫵

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MM ARE GONNA PUMP NBIS TO 150 IN DE NEXT MONTH. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. 

WHY ARE PREMIUMS SO FUCKING SHIT RIGHT NOW THIS IS FUCKING BORING

ARE WE CUMMING OR GUH'ING I CANT TELL

TAX FORMS ARE AVAILABLE BROS

CHAT ARE WE BUYING THIS?

CALLS ARE SAVED LETS GOOOOOOOO

CPI SAVED US WE ARE ALREADY UP 0.15% AFTER THAT SHITTY 2% DECLINE MY STOCKS ARE ALREADY UP 2% AFTER THE 40% DECLINE BERS R FUK'D

WE ARE SO BACK

LFGGGGG MY CALLS ARE SAVED

YESSS MY MSFT CALLS ARE SAVED

THE DOW IS AT 50K WHY ARE YOU SAYING THESE THINGS TO ME

Do you really think that the admin that hid data a few months ago because of how tragic it was won't cook CPI today? We ARE going to pump

# THEY ARE EATING THE V

AMZN BEARS TOMORROW WILL GET FCKED SO HARD THE BULLS ARE PUMPING AMZN TOMORROW TO THE MOON 🌕

Everyone buy AMAZON now and tomorrow morning. WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING MOON.

NOT PAYING TAXES UNTIL ALL THE PEDOS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES ARE IN PRISON